Weekend Photo Caption Contest


[h/t Johannes Paulsen]


  1. avatar jwm says:

    Some pigs are more equal than others, it would seem.

  2. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    You said this was a ugly sweater contest, Damm you Fritz!

  3. avatar JRPL says:

    What do you mean you don’t like my camouflage?? It’s made by Under Armor and I bought it at Cabela’s!

  4. avatar former water walker says:

    Damn it! We say Merry Christmas-not happy holidays!

  5. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Stick ’em up!!

    Oh, wait. Le’ me try that again.

  6. avatar Vhyrus says:

    The annual leprechaun’s Christmas dinner always gets uncomfortable after Uncle Patrick gets some Jameson in him.

  7. avatar blues says:

    Does this holster make my ass look big?

  8. avatar skoon says:

    Don’t you ever, ever talk about snitzle that way!

    1. avatar Mr. Mike says:

      This comment is why TTAG needs to have stars or up/down voting. This is just awesome as in, coffee spraying on keyboard awesome. Best caption suggestion of the bunch.

      1. avatar Cliff H says:

        Try this:


  9. avatar Tommy Hobbes says:

    Revolver, schnapps and dumplings (maybe too many?)–safe mix?

  10. avatar 80 D says:

    The Schmidt nonuplets settle their differences like men!

  11. avatar Sam Wright says:

    The Politburo reconvenes one last time.

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      “They keep dying on me”

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Famous Ronald Regan quote…

  12. avatar Sam Wright says:


  13. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Don’t you guys ever learn? You wear black hats, you lose.

  14. avatar Missouri Mule says:

    Comrades, I think Americans call this “deer camping”

    1. avatar Joan says:

      I have been so beiredewld in the past but now it all makes sense!

    2. I’m impressed! You’ve managed the almost impossible.

  15. avatar E.S says:

    Damn Putan I’m voting for Trump whats Russia got to lose!

  16. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Well, let me tell you something, Herr Fashion-meister!
    Your Frau knitted this sweater for me!

  17. avatar Hooda Thunkett says:

    One word. “PROST!”

  18. avatar Coolbreeze says:

    Twelve schnitzengrubers will knock you out!

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Are you not from Havana?

  19. avatar Echo5Bravo says:

    Pull my finger tovarishch.

  20. avatar Tod says:

    NOBODY is going to make me wear orange. That’s final!

  21. avatar Jim says:

    Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev hosts an American Western themed Party party. “I saw you deal from the bottom comrade, now draw!”

  22. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “my dog has no nose…”

  23. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “alles klar? oder was?”

  24. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Johnny summed it up right here.

  25. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “this IS the reunion!”

  26. avatar Penetty says:

    So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say…

    1. I believe you could only get the big yellow onions because or the war.

      1. avatar Mikeoregon says:

        ….and I was heading over to Shelbyville to get my shoe fixed, wingtips they were, with onion on my belt, cause that was the style at the time…

  27. avatar Gregolas says:

    “On the contrary, comrade Malenkov ! Three bottles of vodka improves my accuracy !
    Don’t make me prove it !”

  28. avatar Bullets First says:

    And then I told that witch, “I don’t give a damn about your candy house, me and my sister Gretel are outta here. You have a problem? Take it up with my friend Mr Sam Colt.”

  29. avatar Robby says:

    You think that’s bad ass??
    You ain’t going fucking believe this man,
    Listen up chuckle heads, really this is, this is no bullshit man.
    One time me and this political commissar we had,he was a FNG, anyway,
    we were shooting Fascists in the Ukraine, when out of nowhere……. Hey you shit birds aren’t even listing to me.
    Hey you bunch of Pogs, you Remington Raiders.

    1. avatar Button Gwinnett says:


  30. avatar pieslapper says:

    The Sopranos do October fest.

  31. avatar Mike Betts says:

    And you drink this stuff and the next thing you know, plants start growing out of your head!

  32. avatar JJVP says:

    So, I got a pink holster. You got a problem with that comrade?

  33. The funding for Bohemian Grove ain’t what it used to be.

    1. avatar ZKahr says:

      Ha! I was going to say, looks like Groupon weekend at the Bohemian Grove.

  34. avatar Jim says:

    Another year still no dates for Thanksgiving dinner.

  35. avatar Harry says:

    “So when I saw what was happening I was all like ‘PewPewPew’.”

  36. avatar Leonid says:

    In Soviet Union empty bottle shoots gun!……

  37. avatar JW says:

    No, Max! The 2715th annual meeting of the ancient and honorable druidic rod and gun club will NOT be considering your proposal to dance naked around a bonfire after dinner!

  38. avatar MLee says:

    Well for a man who don’t go heeled, you run your mouth pretty reckless don’t ya?

  39. avatar anonymoose says:

    Don’t drink your beer so fast or you won’t be able to shoot with us later!

  40. avatar anonymoose says:

    Revolver Ocelot’s adoptive father lectures his friends on the finer points of the Single-Action Army.

  41. avatar 10x25mm says:

    “Comrade Tito, you can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can get with a kind word alone. Richard Nixon himself told me this. Didn’t he give you a hawg leg, too?”

  42. avatar tmm says:

    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “ni” at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.

    Now, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with…a herring!

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:


  43. avatar Stu in AZ says:

    Give thanks, old fat white guys!

  44. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “I dare you to make fun of my ugly sweater comrade, I dare you.”

  45. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    It’s frickin’ cold outside, Mr. Bigglesworth. Why are we eating out here again?

  46. avatar Stepcof says:

    Cigar thief!! Give it back!!

  47. avatar Matt in TX says:

    In Soviet Russia, BBQ gun wears you!

  48. avatar Big Bill says:

    Yo Mama!

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “that is something up with which i will not put!”

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “she also was saying that what you said, hahaha!”

  51. avatar Rimfire says:

    Pass the Jaegermeister here, Fritz, ten get more ammo from the bunker.

  52. avatar Big Al says:

    You take that back Comrade Kalashnikov! We Russians will never adopt automatics! This reliable Revolver will outlast any hare-brained automatic you come up with! Not even the Africans or the Middle Easterners would use your trash…

  53. avatar Jose says:

    You were supposed to bring the girls!! Now it is just us men here at the sausage fest!

  54. avatar jsallison says:

    I say it’s broccoli and I say to hell with it!

  55. avatar skiff says:

    Burr! I can see the trees but not the forest. Where are the fraulein to warm them up?

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