Weekend Photo Caption Contest

courtesy warhistoryonline.com



  1. avatar Mike Crognale says:

    “Cry havoc and loose the labs of war!”

  2. avatar Nine says:

    Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War!

  3. avatar Eric L says:

    Best pair of guard dogs I ever owned

  4. avatar PeterC says:

    “Walk faster, Fred, it’s gaining on us!”

  5. avatar Matt in Idaho says:

    Of all the beasts who came to Noah’s ark, it was the dogs that showed up proving, once and for all, that they deserved the title of man’s best friend.

  6. avatar JoshinGA says:

    After the great cat-astrophe of the Labrador offensive, Miles and Davis vowed to never be outgunned again.

  7. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    A slight variation on the carrot and the stick…

  8. avatar Anonymous says:

    That one is good… this one is good too:

    If this is a contest, what is to be won?

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      Bragging rights. At least until the next one comes along.

      Plus men will buy you drinks,women will throw themselves at your feet, and you get a flying unicorn to ride for a week, along with all the .22LR you can carry. . .

      1. avatar Tomyironmane says:

        I call bullplop. I can carry a LOT of .22LR.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          What’s .22LR?

  9. avatar rammerjammer says:

    The new safe way to walk your dogs in Chicago.

  10. avatar Robert W. says:

    “Lol, brandy? Nah, we brought the REAL good stuff.”

  11. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    After a spike in dog shootings, those clever Belgian Mastiffs took the offensive to the MAXIMum…

  12. avatar Jay1987 says:

    After years of being called dog faces by their squad leader (sgt. Bob) pvt Carl and spc. Dave finally got their revenge by pulling this stunt during battalion maneuvers.

  13. avatar Paul53 says:

    Master, get your own paper and slippers from now on!

  14. avatar Gunr says:

    Christ! I hope that thing isn’t loaded, why couldn’t they have pointed it the other way.

  15. avatar martin says:

    Dogs are noticing SWAT teams habit of shooting dogs and have taken steps to correct the problem.

  16. avatar Jtak says:

    In a cost saving measure, the Soviet Union tried many different plans to replace expensive horses with much cheaper dogs, but without sacrificing speed. They found with proper motivation the desired results could be achieved. PETA did not approve however.

  17. avatar John in TN says:

    Man’s best friend, indeed!

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    “OK” said the armament salesman. “I know the ‘Cerberus’ model is kind of pricey. We offer this alternative for 2/3 the cost.”

    1. avatar DM says:

      You owe me an ipad. Nicely done.

  19. avatar S.CROCK says:

    Cat burglars won’t be a problem anymore.

  20. avatar tmm says:

    What I wouldn’t do for a Milkbone…

  21. avatar Another Robert says:

    EPA-approved mechanized infantry support.

  22. avatar Sammy says:

    Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!

  23. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    Introducing the new K9mm caliber.

  24. avatar Billy says:

    Gun on my butt, gun on my butt…

  25. avatar hardlife_nef says:

    I knew it was a rough neighborhood but…

  26. avatar former water walker says:

    The ultimate dog as pony show!

  27. avatar Chris in CA says:

    Give ’em the full howl-itzer!

  28. avatar A-Rod says:

    Belt led Vickers?

  29. avatar Al says:

    Best example of a Browning 1917ARF drool-cooled machine gun I’ve ever seen.

  30. avatar Steve Day says:

    We poop when we want and wherever we want!

  31. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    Wow that’s cute. I love golden’s as well as guns. Put them together………

  32. avatar Mark says:

    Everything was going good till they crossed into New Jersey. Now they’re both doing 7 -10 in the pound.

  33. avatar SleeStac says:

    O.K. Frank, just act natural until the mailman shows up.

  34. avatar Jus Bill says:

    WW I MRAP.

  35. avatar Federico says:

    Ban assault pups

  36. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    Although licensed to carry in Pennsylvania these dogs (identified as the Baddog brothers, Duke & Spike) mistakenly took a wrong turn and ended up on the Benjamin Franklin Bridge which took them into Camden NJ. Since NJ does not recognize a CCW from PA the dogs were last seen running like Hell trying to get back to PA. All cops in NJ have donned full battle gear and are working overtime for free to methodically go door to door and shoot every dog they see. A reporter located the dogs and found that, apparently due to global warming combined with mysterious vibrations caused by fracking they had learned to talk. Their only comment was they wished they had thumbs and a booger hook. Spike later added they could also use a tire pump and more ammo but only if they get thumbs and a booger hook first.
    The dogs owner is Shaneen Allen who is under arrest for a similar crime.

  37. avatar rhampton says:

    U.S. to provide Ukrainian military with support

  38. avatar defensor fortisimo says:

    Climbing trees is no longer a method of egress for the neighbourhood squirrels. Also, the local cats are a lot easier to catch now.

  39. avatar Pascal says:

    Tired of being shot by the police, the dogs finally decide to arm themselves

  40. avatar Zachary marrs says:

    “And let loose the dogs of war”

  41. avatar Phil COV says:

    No plastic baggy, no problem.

  42. avatar Tom Fowler says:

    Whoever rigged this thing needs a refresher coarse on muzzle discipline. Do we get hazardous duty food for this?

  43. avatar Matt in TX says:

    “On King! On you great Husky!”

  44. avatar RetMSgt in PA says:

    We’re gonna water whatever fire hydrant we want to. You got a problem with that?

  45. avatar ropingdown says:

    “yo, pit bull…Gimme yer lunch money.”

  46. avatar dh34 says:

    Open Carry Texas heads to PetsMart….

  47. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Zeus! Apollo! Patrol! (Magnum P.I. reference)

  48. avatar Dox47 says:

    On dog carry opens up a whole new world of potential.

  49. avatar jsallison says:

    I can has? How much?

  50. avatar Tomyironmane says:

    We’ve had seeing eye dogs for a while, gentlemen, and we’ve got bloodhounds and police dogs and helper dogs of all sorts. It was only a matter of time before we perfected the fire support dog. Future plans include adapting the carriage to accept a 106mm recoilless rifle or 81mm mortar.

  51. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    “Say Han, have you seen the new M2-K9 units?”
    (yes I know its not an M2, but you try making an R2-D2 joke when you have star wars stuck in your head) 😛

  52. avatar Piet Padkos says:

    Pete’s neighbour told him that his Labrador needed a bigger muzzle.

    Pete: This big enough for ya?!

    But, seriously, that dog’s about to get a bigger asshole.

  53. avatar Kevin Turner says:

    The winners of the 2015 Iditarod were announced today.

  54. avatar J Star says:

    Fully automatic assault dog walker.

  55. avatar RDSmith says:

    This is what happens when the mailman starts carrying.

    1. avatar Jon says:

      What’s saying your mailman doesn’t already carry???

  56. avatar dh34 says:

    Service dogs – perfected

  57. avatar dh34 says:

    Dude..I hate whitewalls…

    Yeah me too…

  58. avatar Jon says:

    Have gun, will travel.

  59. avatar Mike F says:

    This is good. Sure beats that howitzer!

    1. avatar Don says:

      more like a bow-itzer

  60. avatar Don says:

    Yes TSA, these are my service animals.

  61. avatar Josh Callejas says:

    And you people thought pitbulls were the dangerous breed?

  62. avatar Charles says:

    “Dogs Demand Action for sensible warrants”


    “Open Carry Texas’ trials their new spin proof photo op. “

  63. avatar Henry Bowman says:

    “Well show that smart ass cats what`s what.”

    “Are you sure Michel Vicks house is on this block?”

  64. avatar koolaidedude says:

    If you think that is something you should see what the squirrels are packing!

  65. avatar Alex in IL says:

    Leash law? More like a polite leash suggestion.

  66. avatar Great Scot says:

    Awwww, cute!
    We miss the mailman…But our aim is getting better.

  67. avatar Charles Eanes says:

    That’s the last time, that cat can blame us.

  68. avatar Marc Grant says:

    Obama’s new EPA friendly rapid response military force.

  69. avatar Fabian B. says:

    All I can think of is muzzle direction…

  70. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like chicken

  71. avatar sightpicture says:

    Has anyone seen my bicycle, my dogs and my machine gun?

  72. avatar Wendy says:

    Rolling Stone’s 5 most dangerous cannons: 1. Big cannon. 2. Small cannon. 3. Cannon on a tank. 4. Cannon on a ship. 5. Cannon pulled by dogs.

  73. avatar Pardueski says:

    “Tonight, an open carry group practices Dog shaming. Even Bloomberg finds them too cute to disparage.”

  74. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    After Travis shot Old Yeller, the feud had begun….

  75. avatar Fboyj says:

    Belgian army En Avant

  76. avatar Larry says:

    Open carry rally at the dog park !

  77. avatar Basil M. Mitchell says:

    Anyone that carrys a gun around with them also carry a feeling of Empowerment. As a result they feel that it’s not necessary applying reasoning to a situation that may require just that. Most time what ends in a bad situation could have been avoided. A gun should be considered as a tool that can help in protecting your life and your family. Citizens with a resonable amount of intelligence, Home Owners, Busness Owners, Law Enforcement, The Army, and Scurity personnel should be allowed with a gun.

  78. avatar drmrs says:

    No white tail deer in sight, no wild boars, no squirrels, not even a bird. We love our work. drmrs 7/19/2014 Rockville, MD

  79. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Until it happens you don’t really know what it’s like to be shot by dog poop at 700 poops per minute. Just try to get that off your shoes.

  80. avatar Andy E says:

    Mush!!! We still have 324 miles to Bloombergz house. If he’s not home…the cat gets it.

  81. avatar Pantera says:

    Because……the boys in blue insist on using our kind for target practice. Bad cop……..no donut.

  82. avatar Paul G. says:

    This early era SWAT equipment shows exactly how the LEO tradition of shooting dogs began.

  83. avatar Rob S says:

    Canada’s new mobile gun platform. The assault platform has Doberman Pinscher’s!

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