Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 18, 2014 90 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Update on Alec Baldwin Movie Set Shooting Death Employee Armed With a Shotgun Stops Workplace Active Shooter in Nebraska GUNS SAVE LIFE WINS! Cook County Gun & Ammo Tax Unanimously Ruled Unconstitutional by Illinois Supreme Court 90 COMMENTS “Cry havoc and loose the labs of war!” Reply Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War! Reply Best pair of guard dogs I ever owned Reply “Walk faster, Fred, it’s gaining on us!” Reply Of all the beasts who came to Noah’s ark, it was the dogs that showed up proving, once and for all, that they deserved the title of man’s best friend. Reply After the great cat-astrophe of the Labrador offensive, Miles and Davis vowed to never be outgunned again. Reply A slight variation on the carrot and the stick… Reply That one is good… this one is good too: http://www.midwestenergynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/MtBike.jpg If this is a contest, what is to be won? Reply Bragging rights. At least until the next one comes along. Plus men will buy you drinks,women will throw themselves at your feet, and you get a flying unicorn to ride for a week, along with all the .22LR you can carry. . . Reply I call bullplop. I can carry a LOT of .22LR. Reply What’s .22LR? The new safe way to walk your dogs in Chicago. Reply “Lol, brandy? Nah, we brought the REAL good stuff.” Reply After a spike in dog shootings, those clever Belgian Mastiffs took the offensive to the MAXIMum… Reply After years of being called dog faces by their squad leader (sgt. Bob) pvt Carl and spc. Dave finally got their revenge by pulling this stunt during battalion maneuvers. Reply Master, get your own paper and slippers from now on! Reply Christ! I hope that thing isn’t loaded, why couldn’t they have pointed it the other way. Reply Dogs are noticing SWAT teams habit of shooting dogs and have taken steps to correct the problem. Reply In a cost saving measure, the Soviet Union tried many different plans to replace expensive horses with much cheaper dogs, but without sacrificing speed. They found with proper motivation the desired results could be achieved. PETA did not approve however. Reply Man’s best friend, indeed! Reply “OK” said the armament salesman. “I know the ‘Cerberus’ model is kind of pricey. We offer this alternative for 2/3 the cost.” Reply You owe me an ipad. Nicely done. Reply Cat burglars won’t be a problem anymore. Reply What I wouldn’t do for a Milkbone… Reply EPA-approved mechanized infantry support. Reply Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty! Reply Introducing the new K9mm caliber. Reply Gun on my butt, gun on my butt… Reply I knew it was a rough neighborhood but… Reply The ultimate dog as pony show! Reply Give ’em the full howl-itzer! Reply Belt led Vickers? Reply Best example of a Browning 1917ARF drool-cooled machine gun I’ve ever seen. Reply We poop when we want and wherever we want! Reply Wow that’s cute. I love golden’s as well as guns. Put them together……… Reply Everything was going good till they crossed into New Jersey. Now they’re both doing 7 -10 in the pound. Reply O.K. Frank, just act natural until the mailman shows up. Reply WW I MRAP. Reply Ban assault pups Reply Although licensed to carry in Pennsylvania these dogs (identified as the Baddog brothers, Duke & Spike) mistakenly took a wrong turn and ended up on the Benjamin Franklin Bridge which took them into Camden NJ. Since NJ does not recognize a CCW from PA the dogs were last seen running like Hell trying to get back to PA. All cops in NJ have donned full battle gear and are working overtime for free to methodically go door to door and shoot every dog they see. A reporter located the dogs and found that, apparently due to global warming combined with mysterious vibrations caused by fracking they had learned to talk. Their only comment was they wished they had thumbs and a booger hook. Spike later added they could also use a tire pump and more ammo but only if they get thumbs and a booger hook first. The dogs owner is Shaneen Allen who is under arrest for a similar crime. Reply U.S. to provide Ukrainian military with support Reply Climbing trees is no longer a method of egress for the neighbourhood squirrels. Also, the local cats are a lot easier to catch now. Reply Tired of being shot by the police, the dogs finally decide to arm themselves Reply “And let loose the dogs of war” Reply No plastic baggy, no problem. Reply Whoever rigged this thing needs a refresher coarse on muzzle discipline. Do we get hazardous duty food for this? Reply “On King! On you great Husky!” Reply We’re gonna water whatever fire hydrant we want to. You got a problem with that? Reply “yo, pit bull…Gimme yer lunch money.” Reply Open Carry Texas heads to PetsMart…. Reply Zeus! Apollo! Patrol! (Magnum P.I. reference) Reply On dog carry opens up a whole new world of potential. Reply I can has? How much? Reply We’ve had seeing eye dogs for a while, gentlemen, and we’ve got bloodhounds and police dogs and helper dogs of all sorts. It was only a matter of time before we perfected the fire support dog. Future plans include adapting the carriage to accept a 106mm recoilless rifle or 81mm mortar. Reply “Say Han, have you seen the new M2-K9 units?” (yes I know its not an M2, but you try making an R2-D2 joke when you have star wars stuck in your head) 😛 Reply Pete’s neighbour told him that his Labrador needed a bigger muzzle. Pete: This big enough for ya?! But, seriously, that dog’s about to get a bigger asshole. Reply The winners of the 2015 Iditarod were announced today. Reply Fully automatic assault dog walker. Reply This is what happens when the mailman starts carrying. Reply What’s saying your mailman doesn’t already carry??? Reply Service dogs – perfected Reply Dude..I hate whitewalls… Yeah me too… Reply Have gun, will travel. Reply This is good. Sure beats that howitzer! Reply more like a bow-itzer Reply Yes TSA, these are my service animals. Reply And you people thought pitbulls were the dangerous breed? Reply “Dogs Demand Action for sensible warrants” Or “Open Carry Texas’ trials their new spin proof photo op. “ Reply “Well show that smart ass cats what`s what.” “Are you sure Michel Vicks house is on this block?” Reply If you think that is something you should see what the squirrels are packing! Reply Leash law? More like a polite leash suggestion. Reply Awwww, cute! We miss the mailman…But our aim is getting better. Reply That’s the last time, that cat can blame us. Reply Obama’s new EPA friendly rapid response military force. Reply All I can think of is muzzle direction… Reply Tastes like chicken Reply Has anyone seen my bicycle, my dogs and my machine gun? Reply I LOL’d! Reply Rolling Stone’s 5 most dangerous cannons: 1. Big cannon. 2. Small cannon. 3. Cannon on a tank. 4. Cannon on a ship. 5. Cannon pulled by dogs. Reply “Tonight, an open carry group practices Dog shaming. Even Bloomberg finds them too cute to disparage.” Reply After Travis shot Old Yeller, the feud had begun…. Reply Belgian army En Avant Reply Open carry rally at the dog park ! Reply Anyone that carrys a gun around with them also carry a feeling of Empowerment. As a result they feel that it’s not necessary applying reasoning to a situation that may require just that. Most time what ends in a bad situation could have been avoided. A gun should be considered as a tool that can help in protecting your life and your family. Citizens with a resonable amount of intelligence, Home Owners, Busness Owners, Law Enforcement, The Army, and Scurity personnel should be allowed with a gun. Reply No white tail deer in sight, no wild boars, no squirrels, not even a bird. We love our work. drmrs 7/19/2014 Rockville, MD Reply Until it happens you don’t really know what it’s like to be shot by dog poop at 700 poops per minute. Just try to get that off your shoes. Reply Mush!!! We still have 324 miles to Bloombergz house. If he’s not home…the cat gets it. Reply Because……the boys in blue insist on using our kind for target practice. Bad cop……..no donut. Reply This early era SWAT equipment shows exactly how the LEO tradition of shooting dogs began. Reply Canada’s new mobile gun platform. The assault platform has Doberman Pinscher’s! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! 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