UT Anti-Campus Carry Dildo Protest: Pretty Much As You’d Expect


TTAG friend, University of Texas alum, and local barrister Louis Bonham was kind enough to cover the Cocks not GLOCKs protest on the UT campus for us. Today is the first day of classes on the forty acres and as you can see from the pic above, the tenor of the anti-campus carry event has been everything you’d expect. And less. He’ll be providing more eyewitness detail in the form of interviews and photos as soon as humanly possible. Stay tuned.


  1. avatar Don says:

    *sigh* and they say we’re the ones that are irrational…… and their parents must be so proud.

    1. avatar Hobbez says:

      Parents? Did you take a good look at that picture? Those two are older than most of the professors!

      1. avatar Puddentain says:

        Those two probably ARE professors

      2. avatar neiowa says:

        Some of HIllary’s OLD girlfriends.

        1. avatar Big Daddy says:

          LMAO true

    2. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      “Now I know why lions eat their young….”

  2. avatar misterO says:

    Recently, three UT professors stamped their little feet and clamored that “the possible presence of concealed handguns will chill classroom debate out of fear that an armed student might snap and begin shooting.” Those concerns appear to have melted away as women across campus take delight in mocking the genetalia of Texas’ gun owners. O frabjous day!

    1. I thought their representations were to small LMAO!

    2. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      “,,, stamped their little feet..”

      A Monty Python reference, I assume? 8>)

      1. avatar mk10108 says:

        Prefer the George Carlin line…the ones you would not want sex with.

    3. avatar Vitsaus says:

      I thought trigger warnings were common place, that should reduce the likelihood of some one’s feelings getting hurt or anyone snapping.

    4. avatar bryan1980 says:

      “Chill classroom debate”, huh? That was “chilled” long ago for us conservatives!

      1. avatar Sunshine_Shooter says:

        As always, they are afraid that they will taste their own medicine.

    5. avatar Jiz says:

      I would argue that this display breaks Texas public decency laws. is a threat to the general public safety and many are likely to be offended and or alarmed of such display 😉


      * Penal Code Title 9, Section 42.01 Disorderly conduct: public nudity.

      (a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:

      (12) exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.

      §21.08. Indecent exposure.

      (a) A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.

      1. avatar JasonM says:

        1) Those aren’t their actual genitals, or anuses, and the statute doesn’t mention representations of genitals.
        2) This could be covered by the first amendment as a free expression/government protest. See the Topfreedom movement, and their protests against decency laws, for many legal precedents.
        3) The organizers chose dildos because they think it’s ridiculous that sex toys are banned on campus, while guns are legal. And they’re right! Legalize dildos!
        4) The wording of the Texas penal (what a phallocentric term) code specifies “he” and “his”, so this law doesn’t apply to womyn. 😉

        1. avatar nimda007 says:

          If you read the entire statute that was linked in yesterdays story, you will see that displaying those dildos is mentioned and that it is illegal. They could have been arrested or at least ticketed for it BUT I am sure no one wanted to create any martyrs.

        2. avatar Veritas says:

          Jason knows that these creatures of the night are expert in the use of dildoes because they are incapable of forming normal human bonds. One look at the pictures of the demonstration demonstrates beyond a reasonable doubtthat these rejects are exactly the kind of people who clamor for transexuals to be admitted to little girls rooms.

          Find your safe space Jason. These aren’t Texans. They look like New Yorkers.

      2. avatar 2004done says:

        MISANTHROPISTS! The law seems to think only MEN can’t display genitals. Which would make these obvious swinging d**ks subject to indecency laws

    6. avatar Mike Betts says:

      Calloo! Callay!

  3. Looks like two people and tons of press. Well looks like no one cares, move along…

    1. avatar Curtis in IL says:

      You don’t understand.
      The job of the press is to create news. To take a shameless publicity stunt and turn it into news, making it seem as though it’s worthy of note. As long as the agenda is more Constitution-trampling statism.

      1. avatar 2004done says:

        Funny, when you put it that way, I usually think news function is only to bury news. But I guess you’re right, when you can’t sell real-news newspapers, then tabloid-press sensationalism (facts are unimportant) would be a noble aspiration for a “journalist.”

  4. avatar DrewR55 says:

    All right, I think I have been mentally scarred for life.

  5. avatar notguiltfree says:

    Those two pieces of crap up front remind me of the suffragettes that helped usher in prohibition. No wonder people have a tendency to throw rocks at wild dogs!

  6. avatar Geoff PR says:

    The ‘protesters’ they offer so far are not exactly impressive…

  7. avatar Mr. Woodcock says:

    Where is Trigglypuff?

      1. avatar Ing says:

        That’s not actually the Trigglypuff creature, is it? If so, well…some things just explain themselves.

        1. avatar strych9 says:

          Yup, that’s her. Supposedly her name was coined on 4chan.

          That girl is so overweight she can’t chant “take your hate speech off our campus” for more than 10 seconds without needing a break to gasp for air. Really quite pathetic.

  8. avatar Stan says:

    Are these witches saying that men should not conceal their cocks while on campus?

  9. avatar Nice7ime says:

    It certainly got people’s attention but it is hard to be taken seriously with the chosen method. Still, I defend their right for free speech.

  10. avatar crndl says:

    mind bleach please…cruel -n- unusual punishment

  11. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    Do those two protesters even attend UT?

    1. Professors and staff took part in today’s festivities, too.

  12. avatar W says:

    Progressives. They want to change this country. They know what’s best for everyone.
    Get a good look at them.

    1. avatar bryan1980 says:

      Yup, that’s what I try to tell my “old-school Democrat” in-laws. You pull the lever for a D these days, you’re throwing in with that lot, whether you like it or not.

  13. avatar jwm says:

    Hate to be a wet blanket. But my computer is where my grandkids can see the screen. Porn is not on their viewing menu. That picture is not only disgusting, but it shouldn’t be the lead on a public site.

    1. avatar Omer Baker says:

      Not to mention the ads should be rated NR.

    2. avatar JasonM says:

      If your grandkids can see a computer screen, they’ve already seen worse…much worse.

  14. avatar Anonymous says:

    So… are those two ladies students?

    I totally called it with “feminists with strap-ons.” Totally called it. Somebody give me a fist bump.

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      No fisting in the comments area, please.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        I’ll give Anon a *Fist-Bump*, he earned it.


        Not surprisingly, those two certainly appear to know the proper donning of a strap-on rubber dong.

        On the upside, at least no natural male appendages were harmed in that ‘protest’…


        1. avatar Ing says:

          Yikes. I didn’t even notice the strappage. Too horrified by the wreckage piled above the waist, I guess.

        2. avatar LarryinTX says:

          I’d bet money neither of those persons has seen an actual penis in decades.

  15. avatar Freeheel says:

    Whoa….back when I went to UT you had to worry about the freshman 15. Looks like tuition isn’t the only thing getting bigger on campus.

    1. avatar CarlosT says:

      Maybe it’s more like the freshman fifty these days.

    2. avatar JasonM says:

      I don’t have a ruler handy, but I wouldn’t say 15. I’d say 10-12 inches tops.

  16. avatar Mr. Woodcock says:

    Those are really good manatee costumes….oops….

  17. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    Soooo, a holstered pistol on a hip is an abomination and women wearing rubber penises in harnesses is OK. Did I travel to Bizarro world by accident?

    1. avatar Omer Baker says:

      Nope, not Bizarro world, just on the road to the progressives’ utopia.

  18. avatar Adub says:

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

    1. avatar Silphy says:

      High fives for the reference.

      1. avatar JasonM says:

        “Up and at them!”

    2. avatar HeySpanky says:

      Archer reference?

      1. avatar bryan1980 says:

        Simpsons, specifically the episode where they’re filming the “Radioactive Man” movie.

        1. avatar Adub says:

          The greatest tv show ever. And always quotable.

  19. avatar Omer Baker says:

    So is that klassy or ‘k Lassy?

  20. avatar Nick says:

    poor poor Klaus. You need a better screen. She is more like a 39 year old junior. However, something tells me she didn’t need to buy anything specifically for this occasion.

  21. avatar Bernard says:

    Penis envy…

  22. avatar Bob says:

    It’s funny how much they are willing to publicly humiliate themselves, in order to somehow attempt to humiliate me into changing my belief system.

    I think they’d get better results if they were hitting themselves in the face with bricks, instead of strapping on plastic dicks.
    “Ladies” are you willing to go that far for the cause? Make sure you get video.

  23. avatar Swilson says:

    Well gee, they sure showed us.

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      I have surely been schooled.

  24. avatar Joe says:

    Good gravy.

  25. avatar Lucas D. says:

    In the .26 seconds it took me to shriek and look away from the grotesque, Lovecraftian horrors on my computer screen, I was suddenly reminded of this Joe Rogan bit:

    “Saying you have a d*** just because you own a strap-on is like having a lighter and thinking it makes you a dragon.”

    1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

      If they wanted to be a dragon they have the frightening looks already, any I have some of that green wildfire round here somewhere!

  26. avatar Ragnarredbeard says:

    That, ladies and gentlemen, is what mature debate is for these people. Its sad.

  27. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Wrongheaded to say the least…

    Something tells me this isn’t really about what they say it is… Just a couple of old randy Harlots getting their jollies…

  28. avatar red Sox says:

    Could you imagine meeting one these fine ladies in a drinking establishment and taking one of them home and finding that?
    Yeah me neither.

  29. avatar IYearn4nARnCali says:

    Off topic, but, that pink haired lady is a spittin image of Miley Cyrus 2044 Comeback Tour in Las Vegas.

    Get yer tickets, now.

  30. avatar Specialist38 says:

    Didn’t know I could laugh and wretch at the same time.

    Can’t un-see this. Sad, hilarious, bit sad.

    I’m sure the left is proud.

  31. avatar ropingdown says:

    Apparently they’re lobbyists for open carry on campus. I haven’t changed my opinion just because it’s open carry of real or training D’s: If you leave it waiving around they’re going to come after you first.

  32. avatar Phil LA says:

    Where are the pretty girls? Oh thats right; they’re in Mississippi and Alabama. God bless the South!

    1. avatar Ag 938 says:

      The pretty girls went to A&M.


      1. avatar Phil LA says:

        No doubting that! I went to the UA-A&M football game at CS back in 2013. There were some nice ladies there, all rocking the cowgirl boots!

  33. avatar Peter says:

    I don’t understand why liberal college folk would use a penis in their anti-carry campaign. They’re the ones that tell us that it’s the symbol of a male-dominated, misogynistic society.

    1. avatar strych9 says:

      Their slogan is “come and take it”. It’s a femdom joke I’m guessing. Otherwise it makes no sense.

      Hopefully no further explanation is needed or shit’s gonna get weird on TTAG today.

  34. avatar Ing says:

    Just as I said yesterday: Progressive dildos prancing around campus waving fake penises.

    Cthulhu r’lyeh fhtaghn.

  35. avatar strych9 says:

    Personally I find this hilarious. Sure, it’s crude to walk around with sex toys in public but I have a seriously twisted sense of humor and if these “ladies” want to make fun of themselves like this in public I will certainly laugh at their expense.

    Yeah, I get it, carrying a gun is a compensating for a small dick and now they think they have a bigger one. I get it but I’m not laughing with you, I’m laughing at you. If this is what passes for a “rapier wit” on the Left… yikes.

    Did any hot chicks participate? If so I’m guessing the local sororities will be having fewer male guests for awhile!

  36. avatar Five says:

    Obviously those ladies don’t understand that concealed means concealed. I guess for people who haven’t carried a gun all their life, carry training is not such a bad idea after all.

  37. avatar FedUp says:

    Grandmothers (both of them) Demanding Action Against Common Sense in Austin.

  38. AGH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!….

  39. avatar Tal says:

    I don’t get it why dildos?

    Besides the fact that all the women pictured have several handy for obvious reasons (they’re damn ugly)

  40. avatar Ralph says:

    I’m haven’t decided whether those were strap-ons or if those bimbos just came from a Target bathroom.

  41. avatar Parnell says:

    God! Those are some scary looking students. Or are those faculty members?

  42. avatar troutbum5 says:

    ‘Scuse me while I whip this out.

  43. avatar former water walker says:

    Do these critters name their fake members? Anthony’s Weiner anyone…?

  44. avatar Larry says:

    So Baby girl how was your first day of school. Great mom nice lady gave me a dildo

  45. avatar Chris says:

    My..eyes! Damn you TTAG! How am I supposed go target shooting with this burning sensation in my retina’s?!?! I feel recompense is in order, a Women of the Gun 2016 thread is in order.

    1. avatar strych9 says:

      Hopefully this helps cool your retinas.


  46. avatar Bollocks Troy says:

    Cocked and…unfortunately, not locked. Ugh, it’s like The Crying Game all over again.

  47. avatar Ovidio Gentiloni says:


  48. avatar ip24 says:

    Great thing to enforce law with dildo 🙂 or defence your self with it:) Next mass shooting wil be done with c*ck 🙂

  49. avatar DaveL says:

    This picture is worth a thousand words, and every one of them is “nope”.

  50. avatar Boba Fett says:

    Get a good look, folks. THIS is how it’s done. THIS is how you get people to take you seriously: 1) Dye your hair purple. 2) Strap on a dildo. 3) Walk around in public.

    1. avatar FedUp says:

      Correction, it’s how you get media to hold you up as a public example of a person whose opinions matter more than those of the unwashed masses.

  51. avatar Gunr says:

    Is that Hillary, or the beloved senator from Californicate?

  52. avatar Vanareb says:

    I hope those dildos weren’t previously used. If they were, they probably pose a significantly greater health hazard than Law abiding citizens carrying guns!

  53. avatar David Keith says:

    I live 45 miles from UT and Austin, and unfortunately I have to go there occasionally. The rest of Texas describes Austin as 270 square miles surrounded by reality.

  54. avatar Lotek says:

    Those are vagitarians and that is their meat substitute

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