TTAG friend, University of Texas alum, and local barrister Louis Bonham was kind enough to cover the Cocks not GLOCKs protest on the UT campus for us. Today is the first day of classes on the forty acres and as you can see from the pic above, the tenor of the anti-campus carry event has been everything you’d expect. And less. He’ll be providing more eyewitness detail in the form of interviews and photos as soon as humanly possible. Stay tuned.
*sigh* and they say we’re the ones that are irrational…… and their parents must be so proud.
Parents? Did you take a good look at that picture? Those two are older than most of the professors!
Those two probably ARE professors
Some of HIllary’s OLD girlfriends.
“Now I know why lions eat their young….”
Recently, three UT professors stamped their little feet and clamored that “the possible presence of concealed handguns will chill classroom debate out of fear that an armed student might snap and begin shooting.” Those concerns appear to have melted away as women across campus take delight in mocking the genetalia of Texas’ gun owners. O frabjous day!
I thought their representations were to small LMAO!
“,,, stamped their little feet..”
A Monty Python reference, I assume? 8>)
Prefer the George Carlin line…the ones you would not want sex with.
I thought trigger warnings were common place, that should reduce the likelihood of some one’s feelings getting hurt or anyone snapping.
“Chill classroom debate”, huh? That was “chilled” long ago for us conservatives!
As always, they are afraid that they will taste their own medicine.
I would argue that this display breaks Texas public decency laws. is a threat to the general public safety and many are likely to be offended and or alarmed of such display 😉
* Penal Code Title 9, Section 42.01 Disorderly conduct: public nudity.
(a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
(12) exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.
§21.08. Indecent exposure.
(a) A person commits an offense if he exposes his anus or any part of his genitals with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person, and he is reckless about whether another is present who will be offended or alarmed by his act.
1) Those aren’t their actual genitals, or anuses, and the statute doesn’t mention representations of genitals.
2) This could be covered by the first amendment as a free expression/government protest. See the Topfreedom movement, and their protests against decency laws, for many legal precedents.
3) The organizers chose dildos because they think it’s ridiculous that sex toys are banned on campus, while guns are legal. And they’re right! Legalize dildos!
4) The wording of the Texas penal (what a phallocentric term) code specifies “he” and “his”, so this law doesn’t apply to womyn. 😉
If you read the entire statute that was linked in yesterdays story, you will see that displaying those dildos is mentioned and that it is illegal. They could have been arrested or at least ticketed for it BUT I am sure no one wanted to create any martyrs.
Jason knows that these creatures of the night are expert in the use of dildoes because they are incapable of forming normal human bonds. One look at the pictures of the demonstration demonstrates beyond a reasonable doubtthat these rejects are exactly the kind of people who clamor for transexuals to be admitted to little girls rooms.
Find your safe space Jason. These aren’t Texans. They look like New Yorkers.
MISANTHROPISTS! The law seems to think only MEN can’t display genitals. Which would make these obvious swinging d**ks subject to indecency laws
Looks like two people and tons of press. Well looks like no one cares, move along…
You don’t understand.
The job of the press is to create news. To take a shameless publicity stunt and turn it into news, making it seem as though it’s worthy of note. As long as the agenda is more Constitution-trampling statism.
Funny, when you put it that way, I usually think news function is only to bury news. But I guess you’re right, when you can’t sell real-news newspapers, then tabloid-press sensationalism (facts are unimportant) would be a noble aspiration for a “journalist.”
All right, I think I have been mentally scarred for life.
Those two pieces of crap up front remind me of the suffragettes that helped usher in prohibition. No wonder people have a tendency to throw rocks at wild dogs!
The ‘protesters’ they offer so far are not exactly impressive…
Where is Trigglypuff?
Still back at the mass-hole auditorium where Crowder left them:
That’s not actually the Trigglypuff creature, is it? If so, well…some things just explain themselves.
Yup, that’s her. Supposedly her name was coined on 4chan.
That girl is so overweight she can’t chant “take your hate speech off our campus” for more than 10 seconds without needing a break to gasp for air. Really quite pathetic.
Are these witches saying that men should not conceal their cocks while on campus?
It certainly got people’s attention but it is hard to be taken seriously with the chosen method. Still, I defend their right for free speech.
mind bleach please…cruel -n- unusual punishment
Do those two protesters even attend UT?
Professors and staff took part in today’s festivities, too.
Progressives. They want to change this country. They know what’s best for everyone.
Get a good look at them.
Yup, that’s what I try to tell my “old-school Democrat” in-laws. You pull the lever for a D these days, you’re throwing in with that lot, whether you like it or not.
Hate to be a wet blanket. But my computer is where my grandkids can see the screen. Porn is not on their viewing menu. That picture is not only disgusting, but it shouldn’t be the lead on a public site.
Not to mention the ads should be rated NR.
If your grandkids can see a computer screen, they’ve already seen worse…much worse.
So… are those two ladies students?
I totally called it with “feminists with strap-ons.” Totally called it. Somebody give me a fist bump.
No fisting in the comments area, please.
I’ll give Anon a *Fist-Bump*, he earned it.
Not surprisingly, those two certainly appear to know the proper donning of a strap-on rubber dong.
On the upside, at least no natural male appendages were harmed in that ‘protest’…
Yikes. I didn’t even notice the strappage. Too horrified by the wreckage piled above the waist, I guess.
I’d bet money neither of those persons has seen an actual penis in decades.
Whoa….back when I went to UT you had to worry about the freshman 15. Looks like tuition isn’t the only thing getting bigger on campus.
Maybe it’s more like the freshman fifty these days.
I don’t have a ruler handy, but I wouldn’t say 15. I’d say 10-12 inches tops.
Those are really good manatee costumes….oops….
Soooo, a holstered pistol on a hip is an abomination and women wearing rubber penises in harnesses is OK. Did I travel to Bizarro world by accident?
Nope, not Bizarro world, just on the road to the progressives’ utopia.
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
High fives for the reference.
“Up and at them!”
Simpsons, specifically the episode where they’re filming the “Radioactive Man” movie.
The greatest tv show ever. And always quotable.
So is that klassy or ‘k Lassy?
poor poor Klaus. You need a better screen. She is more like a 39 year old junior. However, something tells me she didn’t need to buy anything specifically for this occasion.
It’s funny how much they are willing to publicly humiliate themselves, in order to somehow attempt to humiliate me into changing my belief system.
I think they’d get better results if they were hitting themselves in the face with bricks, instead of strapping on plastic dicks.
“Ladies” are you willing to go that far for the cause? Make sure you get video.
Well gee, they sure showed us.
I have surely been schooled.
In the .26 seconds it took me to shriek and look away from the grotesque, Lovecraftian horrors on my computer screen, I was suddenly reminded of this Joe Rogan bit:
“Saying you have a d*** just because you own a strap-on is like having a lighter and thinking it makes you a dragon.”
If they wanted to be a dragon they have the frightening looks already, any I have some of that green wildfire round here somewhere!
That, ladies and gentlemen, is what mature debate is for these people. Its sad.
Wrongheaded to say the least…
Something tells me this isn’t really about what they say it is… Just a couple of old randy Harlots getting their jollies…
Could you imagine meeting one these fine ladies in a drinking establishment and taking one of them home and finding that?
Yeah me neither.
Off topic, but, that pink haired lady is a spittin image of Miley Cyrus 2044 Comeback Tour in Las Vegas.
Get yer tickets, now.
Didn’t know I could laugh and wretch at the same time.
Can’t un-see this. Sad, hilarious, bit sad.
I’m sure the left is proud.
Apparently they’re lobbyists for open carry on campus. I haven’t changed my opinion just because it’s open carry of real or training D’s: If you leave it waiving around they’re going to come after you first.
Where are the pretty girls? Oh thats right; they’re in Mississippi and Alabama. God bless the South!
The pretty girls went to A&M.
No doubting that! I went to the UA-A&M football game at CS back in 2013. There were some nice ladies there, all rocking the cowgirl boots!
I don’t understand why liberal college folk would use a penis in their anti-carry campaign. They’re the ones that tell us that it’s the symbol of a male-dominated, misogynistic society.
Their slogan is “come and take it”. It’s a femdom joke I’m guessing. Otherwise it makes no sense.
Hopefully no further explanation is needed or shit’s gonna get weird on TTAG today.
Just as I said yesterday: Progressive dildos prancing around campus waving fake penises.
Cthulhu r’lyeh fhtaghn.
Personally I find this hilarious. Sure, it’s crude to walk around with sex toys in public but I have a seriously twisted sense of humor and if these “ladies” want to make fun of themselves like this in public I will certainly laugh at their expense.
Yeah, I get it, carrying a gun is a compensating for a small dick and now they think they have a bigger one. I get it but I’m not laughing with you, I’m laughing at you. If this is what passes for a “rapier wit” on the Left… yikes.
Did any hot chicks participate? If so I’m guessing the local sororities will be having fewer male guests for awhile!
Obviously those ladies don’t understand that concealed means concealed. I guess for people who haven’t carried a gun all their life, carry training is not such a bad idea after all.
Grandmothers (both of them) Demanding Action Against Common Sense in Austin.
AGH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!….
I don’t get it why dildos?
Besides the fact that all the women pictured have several handy for obvious reasons (they’re damn ugly)
I’m haven’t decided whether those were strap-ons or if those bimbos just came from a Target bathroom.
God! Those are some scary looking students. Or are those faculty members?
‘Scuse me while I whip this out.
Do these critters name their fake members? Anthony’s Weiner anyone…?
So Baby girl how was your first day of school. Great mom nice lady gave me a dildo
My..eyes! Damn you TTAG! How am I supposed go target shooting with this burning sensation in my retina’s?!?! I feel recompense is in order, a Women of the Gun 2016 thread is in order.
Hopefully this helps cool your retinas.
Cocked and…unfortunately, not locked. Ugh, it’s like The Crying Game all over again.
Great thing to enforce law with dildo 🙂 or defence your self with it:) Next mass shooting wil be done with c*ck 🙂
This picture is worth a thousand words, and every one of them is “nope”.
Get a good look, folks. THIS is how it’s done. THIS is how you get people to take you seriously: 1) Dye your hair purple. 2) Strap on a dildo. 3) Walk around in public.
Correction, it’s how you get media to hold you up as a public example of a person whose opinions matter more than those of the unwashed masses.
Is that Hillary, or the beloved senator from Californicate?
I hope those dildos weren’t previously used. If they were, they probably pose a significantly greater health hazard than Law abiding citizens carrying guns!
I live 45 miles from UT and Austin, and unfortunately I have to go there occasionally. The rest of Texas describes Austin as 270 square miles surrounded by reality.
Those are vagitarians and that is their meat substitute