TTAG Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win A Leupold Trucker Hat


“And that’s how little Timmy Hatfield started the whole damn feud.”

Jkl123 was last week’s winner. The author of this week’s most creative caption will win a Leupold trucker’s hat courtesy of Leupold & Stevens. Enter your best work in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar Mark N. says:

    High Noon: The Early Years

  2. avatar ed says:

    pew, pew,pew, your dead, no your dead first, pew, pew, bang bang, your dead

  3. avatar Joe R. says:


  4. avatar Survivordude1090 says:

    You the one that shot our friend?

    That’s right. I shot the boy and I enjoyed it to.

    BANG your dead.

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    And that’s how little Timmy Hatfield started the whole damn feud.

  6. avatar Cruzo1981 says:

    On the count of three, let em have it!!!!!!

  7. avatar Ken Hobbs says:

    Get off my lawn!

  8. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

    Far right: A young Scot Peterson is forced outside to play with the other children.

  9. avatar former water walker says:

    I could do this as a kid 55 years ago…now not so much. My witty is dead today😟

  10. avatar Tom W. says:

    Back when playing Cops and Robbers and/or Cowboys and Indians ended with everyone “shot” and getting something from the ice cream truck after.

    Sad kids today no longer get to enjoy this time or era like I did. They do it for real now.

    Damn sad.

  11. avatar Bloving says:

    The truce to negotiate a prisoner exchange broke down when one general called another a “smelly poo-poo head”, to which the offended general responded, “Oh yeah?! Well you throw a ball like a girl!”

  12. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “We have made much progress from the bad old days when school buildings were little red houses, teachers taught their students useful things, and the guns that kids shot at each other were cap guns.”

  13. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    BTW, Dan Z., which one of the eight pretty good captions Jkl123 made won?

  14. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:


  15. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Another BTW, Dan Z., thank you for posting the link to last week’s contest in this week’s. Much appreciated!

  16. avatar RevolverBoomBoom says:

    The argument over who got to go first in lawn darts escalated quickly to caps at midday. There were no survivors…. for like 30 seconds.

  17. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “hey no fair! we’re outta caps!”

  18. avatar BGryphon says:

    “Should we go in?” “Naw, it’s safer here outside and we are guaranteed a pension either way!”

  19. avatar Will says:

    Eventually, the Little Rascals Gang splintered into two factions, one loyal to Spanky and one to Alfalfa…but neither side would claim Buckwheat.

  20. avatar pieslapper says:

    Our Gang fighting over Darla’s honor.

  21. avatar DK says:

    “We all wanna live to see another day. Let’s not have our guns, and consequently this situation, go sideways.”

  22. avatar pieslapper says:

    The He Man Woman Hater’s Club almost came to blows over who thought girls were stinky-er.

  23. avatar Gregolas says:

    “I love the smell of Greenie Stickem Caps in the morning !

  24. avatar pieslapper says:

    Ridiculous Six… The Early Years.

  25. avatar Ed says:

    “They can have our cap-guns when they pry them out of our cold dead hands!”

  26. avatar ‘liljoe says:

    Slice the pie! Slice the pie! Timmy you can’t operate worth a dang!

  27. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    The shoot out at the old school house. Followed by milk and cookies at Jimmy’s house!

  28. avatar DaytonaBill says:

    “This is a gun-free zone!”
    “No it ain’t.”
    “Yes it is!”
    Pew, pew.
    Pew, pew.

  29. avatar djb says:

    Which of jkl123’s 8 entries was the winner?

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      it was an aggregate.

  30. avatar pieslapper says:

    Little Scot Peterson didn’t realize at the time that practicing crouching and hiding, would eventually lead him to a pension worth $9,000 a month.

  31. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “Cowboys and musloids” the early years.

  32. avatar The Rookie says:

    Reservoir Dogs, the Walnut Grove years.

  33. avatar Lance F says:

    It sucks being the little brother. Everyone else has capguns, all you get is the stick!

  34. avatar Scott says:

    Simpler times.

  35. avatar Moltar says:

    Damn I miss those days. Now my neighbors would be goin nuclear callin the Sheriff screamin about my kids shooting each other.
    Those cap guns sound waay too real.

  36. avatar piper says:

    Wait, weren’t we supposed to count to three first?

  37. avatar Andrew A Jordan says:

    Kids being kids, before social justice.

  38. avatar John J. McCarthy, Jr. says:

    “Never committed a mass shooting.”

  39. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    My non-PC childhood.
    Nazi cowboys versus American cowboys!
    I got you first!
    No, I got you!
    Uh, Huh!

  40. avatar faxbob64 says:

    “The Earps and the Clantons practiced a lot before that fateful day at The OK Corral.”

  41. avatar Jake says:

    “I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.” – Thomas A. Edison

  42. avatar Tuck says:

    “I shot you!”

    “No you didn’t!”

  43. avatar TimmyB814 says:

    When boys were boys.

  44. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I don’t wanna shoot you Froggy, but Darla told me if I didn’t get her panties back, she was gonna whoop me real good.”

  45. avatar That Jason says:

    In my day, school shootings only happened at recess.

  46. avatar Vernowhereman says:

    Sam: “I got you, billy! You have to respawn at the last check point. ”

    Billy: “what’s a check point?!?!?”

  47. avatar gustavogiggle says:

    Things got bad during the great depression.

  48. avatar Imayeti says:

    A timeless photo of American males learning the value of The Second Amendment and carrying extra rolls of caps.

  49. avatar MilitantCentrist says:

    “When Al said we’re gonna learn to slice the pie this weekend, this was not what I’d envisioned.”

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