Kuachua Brillion Xiong White House Attack Biden Assassination
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Cops say a 5’5″, 130-pound 25-year-old grocery clerk planned a Hollywood-style assault on the White House to kill high profile targets including President Biden, Anthony Fauci and Mark Zuckerberg…all to be carried out in a single daring mission. He had reportedly, compiled his target list from TikTok videos.

However, the brilliant planner and logistician, Kuachua Brillion Xiong, didn’t manage to make it east of the Mississippi river after driving for five days from California before Johnny Law pulled him over for driving “aggressively.”

It seems Mr. Xiong told cops that he had planned to exploit a “weakness” he found in the White House’s extensive security blanket that protects the commander-in-chief during his afternoon naps and other important activities. In order to carry out his deadly mission, Xiong brought a rifle, magazines, ammo, some body armor, and a medical kit or two.

Perhaps Xiong thought he — all on his own — was going to carry out an assault an even more spectacular than the elaborate assault dreamed up by the wizards of wonder in Hollywood.

No word yet on why Mr. X thought Meta jefe Mark Zuckerberg might be hanging out at the White House too, especially when he’d just dropped more Zuckerbucks to add another 110 acres to his Bond villain lair under a volcano in Hawaii.

Kuachua Brillion Xiong White House Attack Biden Assassination
(Courtesy whitehouse.gov)

Mr. Xiong now awaits at court date while cooling his jets at the Pottawattamie County jail in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

NBC News has the bizarre story.

A heavily armed California man was arrested in Iowa after he told law enforcement officers that he would “do whatever it takes” to kill government leaders on his “hit list,” including President Joe Biden and his chief medical adviser, Dr. Anthony Fauci, authorities said in court papers Wednesday.

The man, Kuachua Brillion Xiong, 25, has been held in the Pottawattamie County Jail in Council Bluffs since Thursday, according to sheriff’s records.

Xiong was pulled over Dec. 21 in Cass County and found to have an AR-15 rifle, ammunition, loaded magazines, body armor and medical kits, Secret Service Agent Justin Larson wrote in a criminal complaint…

Xiong, identified as a grocery store employee from Merced, showed investigators a drawing of the White House grounds, “including a perceived ‘weak spot’ he identified during his pre-attack research,” Larson wrote.

“He added that if released from custody, he would immediately resume traveling to the White House … and ‘do whatever it takes’ to complete his plan,” the complaint said.

Sometimes even the Babylon Bee‘s best work can’t keep up with real life.

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      • I took a cross country trip a few months ago, and made it from the West coast to Iowa in two days instead of five. I was also well armed on my trip. Nothing notable happened. 👍

        The loess hills of Iowa northern Missouri were prettier than expected.

        Do you guys think it is overkill to take a carbine as well as a carry pistol on your road trips? I had my AR pistol (chest rig and some 30 round mags) as well as a carry handgun. I would just hate to be on the other side of the country without a “long gun” in case shtf or something.

        Of course TEOTWAKI didn’t happen while I was in the Midwest and the AR pistol wasn’t needed. Even the carry pistol wasn’t needed.👍

        • I usually take a shotgun on road trips out of state. Surviving is about eating more than combat. Birdshot will fill the camp pot and slugs will defend.

        • Nice hearing that I’m not the only person concerned with being caught out without a pistol and rifle.. This business as related just stinks to high heaven… I’ll add to that- I never travel to anywhere/Anytown that doesnt allow me to have firearms in my possession, no loss to me.. Just sayin…

    • I regularly traveled Hwy 99 from L.A. to Sacramento for well over a dozen years. Pretty much nothing more than a pathway between forgettable offramps and sketchy towns the entire length. Tulare, Fresno, Madera, Merced, Modesto, Stockton, etc…you couldn’t offer me enough money to live anywhere along there.

      If our California coast is the beautifully manicured pool deck of the house, then the stretch of Hwy 99 would be the crappy lawnmower storage shed off in the corner, where the raccoons and possums hang out.

      Apologies to any possums…

        • It’s Cali, one gun and one round of ammo is an ‘arsenal’, as far as they are concerned…

      • “Fake News”, indeed. Nothing the guy did is illegal- until he articulated threats against the president (and others, apparently). What a nut case- if he wasnt set up to begin with. Thankfully he was stopped and placed in the Greybar Hotel. Very strange situation, altogether..

  1. I’ll be the first to openly say I’m not familiar with Iowa traffic law, but I always raise an eyebrow when I read that a nobody was pulled over for something that would normally warrant a citation, but a major arrest was made after a treasure trove of felonious implements was found in the vehicle. Either this Xiong guy had all his gear wonderfully on display within the cabin of his car, or he gave the trooper(s) reason to search the trunk.

    Methinks there’s more to the story than we’ve been given so far.

    • It isn’t illegal to have those items in your possession, is it? How much is Mr. Xiong getting paid for this charade? Or maybe he knows he’s a nut and wanted to get arrested.

      • “Or maybe he knows he’s a nut and wanted to get arrested.”

        Or, (like my mentally-ill demented troll), he believed the cop would want to join him on his ‘quest’, and told him what he was going to do.

        The far leftists actually believe, in their delusion, that the majority of Americans want what they want…

        • You just know that this ‘man’ is the Asian version of Geoff. Fat, drunk, stupid and a prohibited person based on his alcoholism and admitted pill addiction.

        • You can plainly see the desperate behavior of ‘your better’ in that comment.

          Seriously, is that the best that a mentally-ill deranged troll like you can come up with?

          Dance troll. I order you to continue to make a total ass of yourself, you have no idea how hilarious it is… 😉

    • FBI desparate for more attention thanthey already have, so make up an incident, hire a patsy to play charades, and bingo we have ‘a case” and cn once more prove we are doing our job……

      • It is said Social Media platforms are making the jobs of law enforcement much easier. Most criminals and terrorists are not the brightest bulbs in the pack or the sharpest tools in the shed. They can’t help themselves when it comes to self-aggrandizement.

        To tell the world on TikTok? Either the wannabe jihadi was an idiot or was crying out for attention. He will get a lot of the latter in Club Fed.

        • “It is said Social Media platforms are making the jobs of law enforcement much easier.”

          It’s 100-percent true.

          Down here in Florida, Polk sheriff Grady “Because they ran out of bullets” Judd has admitted as much on video…

    • A LOT more to this STORY- like this is a faked up buncha bulldweep… I mean cmon, is this administration REALLY this stupid??? Someone needs to lose their job over this hoo-ha..

  2. This is just another sad sack of s* recruited by the Feds to manufacture an impression of impending violent insurrection. Just like 1/6, the Michigan Governor kidnapping, the nutjob with a fake bomb in his truck outside the Library of Congress (whatever happened to him?), the desperate warnings about Trumpers attacking state capitals on July 4th (not a damn thing happened), the Fed riddled “conservative” rally in DC last summer, etc., etc., etc., etc.

    And like Haz above, I have questions about how the guy was really apprehended. Methinks the local Iowa boys in blue were tipped off by the Feds to keep a look out for this looney tune.

    Nothing, NOTHING, is ever as it seems.

    • We know for a fact that feds pushed Muslims, and even paid them, to commit acts of terrorism during the war on terror. The enemy is now domestic right wingers, so that wouldn’t be a stretch at all. We know they’ve already done it in the Whitmer case. If we know of some cases, then you can bet there are many others that we don’t know about.

      • The FBI has been doing this s* for decades. See COINTELPRO

        It’s hilarious when they arrest some low IQ “special” person or mentally ill whack job for masterminding an over-aching plot to commit a heinous crime. It strains credibility.

        What’s the old joke? There are four guys at a KKK meeting, and three of them are Feds.

        • At the time of the Weaver incident 5 of the top 6 positions in the Aryan Nation were occupied by law enforcement infiltrators.

        • “Common tactics used by COINTELPRO were perjury, witness harassment, witness intimidation, and withholding of exculpatory evidence”
          “smearing individuals and groups using forged documents and by planting false reports in the media”

          Russiagate anyone? They never stopped.

        • So for a right wing insurrectionist, they recruit a Chinese guy (with the curious middle name of “Brillion”)? Streeeeeeeetch…

        • And you know who laps this s* up? Under-sexed, over-fed, college educated white women that vote Democrat. The core constituency of the Left.

      • To Dud Brain our forum racist wacko

        Let see some documentation on this latest far right wacko fantasy. Boy this link should be hilarious. Assuming you even can come up with one from an accredited news channel (fat chance).

        • All of these are prominent left wing news sources:

          “The FBI provided all of the weapons seen in Osmakac’s martyrdom video. The bureau also gave Osmakac the car bomb he allegedly planned to detonate, and even money for a taxi so he could get to where the FBI needed him to go. Osmakac was a DEEPLY DISTURBED young man, according to several of the psychiatrists and psychologists who examined him before trial. He became a “terrorist” only after the FBI provided the means, opportunity and final prodding necessary to make him one.”

          “He has no job, no money, no vehicle, and no driver’s license, due to the fact that he is SCHIZOPHRENIC…”
          “The FBI came and picked him up from our home, they gave him a vehicle, gave him a fake bomb, and every means to make this happen none of which he had access to on his own,”

          “In some cases the FBI may have created terrorists out of law-abiding individuals by suggesting the idea of taking terrorist action or encouraging the target to act,” the report said.

          “But take a closer look and you realize that many of these people would never have committed a crime if not for law enforcement encouraging, pressuring and sometimes paying them to commit terrorist acts.”

          “In fact, the informants had a hand in nearly every aspect of the twisted machination, including its inception.”

          “That same informant also paid for hotel rooms and food as an incentive to get people to come, Buzzfeed reported.”
          “…and even offered to foot the bill to get people to and from meetings.”

          “He is also accused of urging the alleged mastermind of the kidnapping plot to carry it out before laying the trap for him to be arrested.”

        • *awaiting moderation, probably due to the number of links posted. All sources are prominent left wing news outlets. You could find it yourself if you bothered to check before ignorantly claiming I was wrong.

        • Dud Brain

          Two things: You fell right into my trap by posting this far right nonsense and the one link that was credible was stating that yes it is the FBI’s job to entrap people that are terrorists planning to bomb or attack and kill people. Its done all the time to get them before they kill innocent people. Even a 4th grader could understand this. Your paranoia about the Government proves that you need mental help. All this was basic law enforcement work. And remember the person arrested still will have his day in court.

          As I said you gave us a good laugh and proved once again that you need help. And I might add the FBI forced none of these people to attempt to commit a serious crime.

        • “far right nonsense”
          How so? Because you say so? Every single one of those sources are very left wing with documentation. As usual, you can’t acknowledge anything that questions your ideology. It’s nice to know that you’re perfectly fine with a federal government literally creating crimes and taking advantage of mentally ill, poor, and low IQ people so they can push a narrative and justify increasing their own power.

        • Dacian you decry how easy it is to acquire fully semi automatic firegunms in America then you turn around and get your jollies off on rubbing it in the Australians faces that they cant have them. Your a piece of work I tell yah.

      • to Dud Brain

        Now he is yelling “conspiracy” . Projectionism of course. The Far Right could never be guilty of this. I will send you some prosaic.

  3. Did you n Dan have a conference call about wacky Californian’s John? Land of Fruits & Nuts indeed…

  4. Someone should have told mr. xiong to sit down and enjoy the clown show, polls show joe biden and the democRat Party are their own worst enemies.

    • Crimes are easy to solve when the FBI plans the crime, recruits the dumb perps to commit the crime, supplies the cars, weapons, fake bombs.

    • oh they ARE availble.. two ways. One, dont talk abou t it, just get what you want and shut up. The other, find an FFL dealer who HAS one, put down yur plonk, fill out a ream or two of paperwork, dealer makes the cal to NICS, if yuo pass, pay for the gun and at some point in the future ocme back and collect your new contraband. Of course, being 25, he could have bought this as much as seven years back. Could have even bought one that works well, even iwth some standard mags. Merced is out in the centarl Valley, kinda quiet, moslty gricultural types nd retail. Most sheriffs along that coridor don’t worry much about guns. plenty of Mother MayI Cards in the pockets of the normal folks.

      • quote—————-oh they ARE availble.. two ways. One, dont talk abou t it, just get what you want and shut up.————-quote

        You just proved my point on how necessary it is to get a Federal Universal Back Ground Check Law passed because what you said was true about getting second hand deadly weapons “off the books”.

        • You really dont get it. They already have universal background checks in California. It does absolutely nothing to stop criminals from getting guns. You come up with some of the stupidest responses any sane person would understand are wrong. But California litterally already have the law in place and it does nothing.

        • Besides, the Feds probably gave him the guns, before you worry about background checks you have to have the MONEY to buy the guns.

        • And your UBC would only work with near total gun registration.

          Ever heard of the black market? Guns are even illegally imported in the island nations of Australia, Japan, Great Britain, Ireland, New Zealand, and Caribbean Islands.

        • “No matter how one approaches the figures, one is forced to the rather startling conclusion that the use of firearms in crime was very much less when there were no controls of any sort and when anyone, convicted criminal or lunatic, could buy any type of firearm without restriction…. Half a century of strict controls on pistols has ended, perversely, with a far greater use of this class of weapon in crime than ever before.”
          Inspector Colin Greenwood,

          Chief Inspector Colin Greenwood, West Yorkshire Constabulary, an acknowledged authority on gun control in the UK, wrote the first academic study of gun control in England and Wales, at Cambridge University, in 1972. He found that registration of guns and the licensing of guns had no effect on crime. From A Study of Armed Crime and Firearms Control in England and Wales, published by Cambridge University. Firearms Control -A Study of Armed Crime and Firearms Control” in England and Wales (London, Routledge & Kegan Paul, 1972).

    • quote————-How’d he get guns in California?———-quote

      That was hilarious. No insult meant.

  5. A Chinese guy going after my beloved theBiden.
    Alright that’s it, we letem slide on the covid but this means WAR.

    • Corn stalks stuck in the radiator only means you’ve been out tearing up the cornfields, not in Iowa buddy.

    • ‘The Zuck’ lives well-west of California, in a massive compound in Hawai’i’…

    • There are a few action-fantasy movies in recent years where the White House is attacked. Usually a hero fights off the baddies single handed, or with the help of the movie’s love interest.

      “SALT”, with Angelina Jolie was an exception. In that one she is the secret agent who battles thru to save the President and The Free World.

      Like I said, fantasy action movies.

        • And you’re so stupid, you think you’re ‘getting back’ at me.

          All you’re doing is demonstrating your dangerous obsession with me. I’ll explain it to you again – No, I won’t have sex with you, no matter how much you beg… 😉

      • Grinning idiot probably prefers the Chinese “Wolf Warrior” movies where the “hero” does it for the glory of the party.

  6. More substantial proof that the FBI was correct when it labeled the Far Right Assault rifle toting wacko’s the greatest danger to America and its democratic freedoms.

  7. some details would make this story more amusing.. WHY ws he “contacted”? Most wide open spaces in Iowa are posted at 75 or 80 and one has to be moving quite a rapid pace to attract any attention.

    and once contacted, what prompted the “disclosure” of his purpose and mission, and the nice toys he hd in the boot? There are some significant parts of the story wanting…… did the coppers ring up the Feds, or had they already been primed to BOLO for his ride?

    • They certainly wouldn’t have pulled him over for California tags to see if he’s a gang member because that’s illegal and it’s called “profiling,” but they probably pulled him over for California tags to see if he’s a gang member.

  8. “Cops say a 5’5″, 130-pound 25-year-old grocery clerk planned a Hollywood-style assault on the White House to kill high profile targets including President Biden“

    How sad that our list friend ‘Biden is a Pedo’ was arrested, should we start a go fund me for his legal and mental health expenses?

  9. “Investigators found detailed notes within Xiong’s calendar and notes applications, including entries for ‘Survive supplies’ on October 19th, ‘Safe life defense order’ (body armor) on October 19th, ‘Safe life fed defense’ on October 22nd, ‘Rifle pickup’ on October 29th, ‘Silencer order’ on November 5th, and ‘Save USA’ on November 20th, 21st, and 27th,” according to the complaint.

    I think some retailers might be in trouble…

      • I agree. But comparatively speaking, TikTok goes off the rails.

        I’m not part of any of that and I would recommend against it. People have worried about cult like activity. Well, here it sits.

    • “TikTok is using people.”

      That’s no surprise, it’s owned by the Chinese government…


    • Problem with that assessment is that the leading Far Right Wackos are FBI agents, agents-provocateurs and informants. They recruit low mentality doofuses to be the patsies who get caught just before the fake bomb is to fake explode.
      The January 6 riot was a FBI masterstroke. Done in collusion with the Capitol Police, the hearing on objections to the electoral college votes was stopped just as it was beginning. When the joint session reconvened, the hearing was skipped, allowing the Congress to progress to certification. If the supporters of President Trump had understood what was happening, no way that they would have fallen for these tricks. The Republican state delegations outnumbered the Democrat states 30:20. President Trump needed only 26.
      It doesn’t matter that the FBI election tampering has been found out. Comrade Chairman Xi’s owned agent is in the Oval Office.

  11. Have you seen the price of groceries lately? Nobody should get bent out of shape about a grocery clerk wanting to off Bareshelves Biden.

  12. I’m throwing the BS flag.

    If this were a real story, there would have been mention of Trump, and a MAGA hat.

    And a “basket of deplorables”.

  13. So this man planned a “hollywood” attack on the Whitehouse and he was stopped in Iowa and spilled the beans? Methinks this man could not plan an assassination any better than he could bag groceries. Jan 6th anyone? Something stinks here.

  14. While everyone else in this forum is battling trolls, I just want to give props to Boch for the headline, “TIER ONE OPERATOR:”

    That is humorous.

  15. Isn’t Sacramento closer to Merced? Gay Handsome, if he’s there, has much more impact on this guy’s life than Biden or Fauci. Besides, Biden said the feds can’t solve COVID

  16. Undoubtedly untreated Schizophrenia. The “weakness” in the security of the White House and massive distortion that he could even carry out the plan, the length of time in driving and still had the plan going forward is all indicative of that sort of mental affliction.

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