Superior Safes: Size Matters. And Not Necessary In A Good Way

There are gun safes, and then there are really big gun safes!

I just want the gun that needs a 10 foot high rack. In the safe. Rack in the safe.

I would so put a tv in that safe…why? because I could.

Lets see the cops confiscate that safe after a false TRO order.

I just might have to beef up the floor joist for that one! Holy smokes that’s a bigger safe than my bank has.

Size matters less when the woman is 3′ 2″

Okay, I’ll go there: Obviously, there’s room for two in that safe and it’s probably sound proof…or close enough.

Is that a safe or a friggin meat locker?

Now THAT is a big door!

OK, my floor is NOT going to support that puppy. And I am pretty sure it will not go through my front door without a bit of chainsaw work on the door opening.

Umm, so that’s an oversize mock-up of a real safe, right?

Assuming that the desk next to it with the drink cup on it is hip height ..

That’s one small lady …

That’s no desk. That’s their handgun safe…