Today we bring you the security guard Joseph D Vilardo III’s “New EDC Small Backpack” ensemble from Everyday Carry.
Handcuffs. Yes, handcuffs. But not just any old bracelets! These are Ace Martial Arts Supply Professional Heavy Duty Black Hinged Police Style Handcuffs Double Lock (Black Hinge) ($13.95!)
God bless Joseph for wishing to maintain the rule of law in his presence, but he’s looking at some mighty serious liability if he tries to cuff someone without an abundance of justification. But if someone was dangerous enough to need cuffing, why risk your health and well-being getting close enough to them to slap the bracelets onto their wrists?
Or is this a dating tool? As I’ve written before, I’ve tried the cuffs thing (giving, not receiving) and it just didn’t do much for me. For her? Well, let’s not get too far into the weeds.
The other weird thing: The grape flavored hemp wraps. Hemp wraps? Yes, hemp wraps. Wrapped in a handy little (glass?) pipe that looks like a little test tube. I followed the link and found a pack of 48 hemp wraps sells for $21.38 on Amazon.