Home Gun Nation Secret Santa, Silent Assassin: Just Thought I’d Leave This Here Gun NationHandguns Secret Santa, Silent Assassin: Just Thought I’d Leave This Here By Robert Farago - December 22, 2016 24 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Warning: you may find this a little disturbing. If you think the whole idea of Santa Claus is a bit creepy, you’re not the only one. [h/t everydaynodaysoff.com] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR As Gun Control Loses Popularity, Gun Controllers Turn the Volume Up to Eleven Bigoted San Francisco Restaurant Apologizes After Booting Three Uniformed Cops…Because Guns Can You ID the Guns in the Massie Family Christmas Photo? 24 COMMENTS I’m liking this new ttag/endo collaboration thing. Reply Same here, I needed a good laugh today. I really liked the ‘Fargo’ reference at the end. (Silent Night, Violent Night…) Reply I thought he just kidnapped all the kids who caught him enslaved them, made them wear silly green and red uniforms and forced them to build toys in his workshop. >.> Reply The Elves proved to be more trouble than they were worth. So Santa shut down most of the North Pole operation and outsourced the work to China… Reply Not for long. The Donald is going to bring those jobs back! Reply I am not easily disturbed. THAT was disturbing…to quote Barton Fink: You’re a sick f##k Fink”. Reply Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y’know, he’s just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin’ in the gym and bust me in my ass while I’m on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I’m realizing, y’know, he’s not snarling, he’s sneezing. Y’know, ain’t no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed. Reply Men in black, a timeless classic. Reply Lol Reminds me of this; https://youtu.be/mFAw6ddCxxk Reply Thank you for that. I had forgotten all about it. MAD t.v. had some funny stuff back in the day. Reply ROFLMAO!!!!! Reply There is nothing creepy about Santa. Okay, maybe mall Santa. Krampus, on the other hand… Reply Oh, yes, Krampus! Reply I was never too worried about the ‘bag of coal’ threat as a little kid, but I’ll bet the Krampus story would have gotten my attention. I kind of envy the Europeans for that tradition. Reply That was some funny s–t! That is my kind of humor. Reply I laughed. The wood chipper and the end was a nice touch too. Reply The ‘chipper was a fond nod to ‘Fargo’… Reply Sick, very sick. This was from a very unstable person and an unstable web site. Reply Home carry, folks. Especially at xmass. Reply This falls into the “You disgust me, but I like it…” category. It’s like making a film where Santa Claws gets turned into a Zombie and the benign Christmas toy delivery trip becomes a rampage of murder, mayhem and brain-eating. Possibly funny to adults, but terrifying to children. Reply Santa’s “no witnesses” remark is unfortunately right on target with the current class of home invaders: kill first, take your time to rob. Got to be ready whether you like it or not. Reply Not funny, and typical of the content from this metrosexual gun-fearing Brit. Reply The gun wall is hypocritical, but the sheer number of guns in his videos is not…? Well, sure. Why not. Reply …that made me chuckle not a bit. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.