This bad boy—SCOTTEVEST’s Expedition Jacket—has 37 pockets. Let’s see . . . keys, phone, PepperBlaster, sunglasses, poo-poo bags, dog treats, pen, knife, spare magazine, flashlight, earbuds, change, uh, that’s about it. Maybe that’s overkill (so to speak). But when it comes to schlepping there’s no doubt: summer’s a bummer for the well-equipped concealed carrier. Out goes the flashlight, knife, pen and pepperspray. Am I the only one who looks forward to the cold weather because it’s easier to do the semper paratus thing wearing a jacket? Got pockets?