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M134 with a wooden barrel ought to do the trick.
Confirmed! by Mythbusters.
They also had success with a 9mm and a shotgun.
Now that I think about it though a Milkor MGL might be more effective…
hmmm, 55 gallon drum – You lose a LOT of energy fast in the water (plus aiming would be difficult due to distortion looking through the water) – I’d say 12 gauge buckshot.
Naw, you’re over thinking it. Shoot the barrel at the bottom and let the water drain out. There’s your fish with no bullet damage.
That’s some great lateral thinking. A+ for you.
but then you haven’t “shot” the fish.
USDA? Sub guns? Why? Is raiding dairy farms over raw milk that dangerous? Stop raiding them if it is.
Have to be careful of heavily armed Amish. They all have assault beards.
I briefly heard about that…briefly. It makes you wonder what kind of man assaults the Amish with SMG’s to inspect milk. Or, should I wonder if they are men? It is like we suddenly woke up in Nazi Germany. I wonder how many will claim they were just following orders.
The USDA is issued the submachine guns to fend off the barn cats when raids are made of dairy products located in the milk room of the barn. In addition, the Border Collies, Scottish Collies, and Shetland Sheep Dogs are very territorial and will try to defend the barn and farm from all intruders. The USDA is issued No Hesitation Targets of various farm cats and dogs as well as Lutheran, Mennonite, Hutterite, Amish, and Apostolic Christian milk maids.
Milk maids. Brings to mind something other than sub machine guns.
How about an HK P11?
HK P11
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_P11
I was thinking M67
Obrez pistol, I’m impatient and would like to fry the fish with the muzzle blast at the same moment I shoot it.
then that is the correct choice.
If the goal is to literally hit the fish with a bullet, I’d say .22 shorts. If the goal is to kill all the fish in the barrel, I’d say 3″ 12 gauge slugs.
Double barrel shotgun with the barrels so short that a 12 gauge supermag shell (3.5 inch shell IIRC) protrudes. Fire both barrels at once.
It’ll be like a hand grenade going off.
Gotta make sure the fish don’t know it’s coming, that way you’re killing them softly.
You got my reference, nice.
Though I am curious about how bright it would be. Especially if you used handloaded blanks (3.5 inch shell with no projectile or wad filled to the top with the slowest powder available). Would give a heck of a concussion that would knock them fish out. Seriously, somebody has to do it.
I think the most creative would be a taser. One shot, many fish, little damage. Wood barrel. A few more pulses and you could have poached fish.
Gives a whole new meaning to hydrostatic shock
Electrostatic Hydrostatic Shock?…
(Shock It To Me)?
Cripes, I’m showing my age…
Cross Bow with a tethered bolt.
“88 magnum. It shoots through schools”
Danny Vermin
http://www.stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.152558.1313699017!/image/3897808587.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_804/3897808587.jpg
30mm depleted uranium projectile should work fine. Won’t even know the barrel or fish is there. It could be a fish in a tank for all this thing cares.
Remember the Groucho Marx joke, “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”
With a bit of a twist on your request, how about a crocodile in a bathtub? Armament? Let’s do something funky like a old English thingy with Nitro/Rigby/Holland or Jeffery in its name?
How about an M79 with beehive rounds? Or fragmentation. Either way, should be fun thumping it in the barrel from distance.
H.E.A.T. round… What barrel?
(High Explosive Anti Tank)
Obligatory Tom Clancy – “Woody, gimme a HEAT round!”
Ma Duece?
Something low velocity if you want to kill the fish with penetration. If you want to give it a concussion .50 BMG looks like it would work good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvSTuLIjRm8
12ga with flechette rounds
Also, on any gun a laser would be very helpful so you don’t miss due to the index of refraction of light in water vs. air.
Laser won’t help you there. It’ll get refracted just like the rest of the light.
Try again.
Concussion grenade.
Merr-Sonn Munitions Class-A thermal detonator…..what fish?
Mon Cal or Quarren?
Dillion M-134 Minigun is always my first choice. Then I wind up choosing something that’s actually available to me…
if the fish were halibut in a barrel of monkeys i would use an ak, but i would not be shooting for any primates.
if the fish were sturgeon i would use an anshutz, for the surgical precision.
if the barrel were blue plastic i would use a colt sporter lightweight with a 15 5/8″ barrel.
Well, duh. To shoot fish you’d use a Marlin, of course. With ammo from Lake City.
And the winner for most creative comment goes to Ralph!
If it is a school of fish… then you are a no-go. GFZ after all.
Come on, guys, think outside the barrel! The answer is a speargun, of course! Particularly a Mares Sten Mini Rigged Speargun. Specs:
> Shock cord and bungie
> Included leg holster with two depth compensating straps
> Ultra light weight
> Black anodized aluminum
> Hydrodynamic line retainer
> Technopolymer shock-absorber bushing and piston
> $260
You know you want one…
The barrel should be one aged from the late 1700s.
The fish are the worker bees supporting the barrels growing debt.
The gun would be made from the oldest forms of locked breach evil… Greed, tyranny, ignorance.
The ammunition of choice would be fear.
The magazine would be a standard capacity drum but no worries there are two more in the backpack.
Let us say the water is a masquerade of media all beamed into every home from very few state controlled sources.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-MpXCMcIs
Job Done
See Mythbusters. And a lot of internet videos shoot into a barrel to test Hollowpoints for expansion. So it may not be as easy as “shooting fish in a barrel”. Wait are you eating the fish or just blowing em’ up? 🙂
Pipe bombs
As long as the barrel of fish isn’t near the primary heat exchangers, go with the M41A pulse rifle and the 10mm explosive tip, caseless.
Just nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
isn’t there a hydrodynamic bullet that can go past 10 feet in water apposed to 3 or less for regular projectiles?
M79 with buckshot or flechette round. Whee!
High velocity rounds and hollow points are out because they won’t penetrate more than a foot or so of water. I’d go with slow and heavy, maybe .45acp 230gr FMJ or maybe .45LC 255gr. SWC.
FN P90.
Fish in a barrel is an ‘ISIS’ reference, right?
Milkor MGL with buckshot rounds? That seems like it would work pretty well
A rifle that’s cheap? A rifle that’s strong and sturdy? A rifle that’s accurate? That can shoot from a good distance? A rifle that shoots a BIG cartridge that is also sheap? Mosin Nagant M91/30. With a calibre of 7.62x54r, this rifle has some historical value too. Cheap. Sturdy. Inexpensive. Large rounds. Rounds are inexpensive. Accurate. Mosin Nagant 91/30? The perfect rifle. You can buy this rifle from 100-200 bucks. Not kidding.