Richard Belzer is a funny guy. Well, he was. OK, probably still is. You know; if you were hanging out with him in a bar somewhere. But whatever you do, don’t talk to Dick about gun control. ‘Cause the actor’s got his head up his you-know-what. An insertion facilitated by former NYPD Commissioner and LAPD Chief Bill Bratton. The two actors [sic] have joined the Citizens Crime Commission in calling for a ban on high-capacity ammunition magazines. High-capacity meaning “magazines that allow criminals and the deranged to fire dozens of bullets in mere seconds.” As opposed to citizens having a bit of fun at the range or, God forbid, defending themselves. Belzer joins Law and Order star Vincent “Tilt My Head for Dramatic Effect” D’Onofrio in this ill-conceived, ill-fated campaign.