“Former Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Milton Bradley is a violent ticking time bomb,” asserts TMZ. Wait. I’m not a big baseball fan. There’s a player in The Bigs with a mother and father by the surname of Bradley who named their child Milton? I’ve got only one thing to say: YAHTZEE! Sorry. There’s nothing humorous about a restraining order. But here’s something you don’t see every day: “Details surrounding the arrest of Milton Bradley are starting to circulate…and not surprisingly..aren’t pretty. Milton Bradley threatened to shoot his wife, and went as far as picking up a picture of the gun and showing her.” LA’s in California, right?