Kardashians Under Armed Guard After Receiving Box of Hair and 40 Pizzas

Pizza Man & Thermal Bag

It’s another example of the Los Angeles elite having 24-hour-a-day access to armed security while the “little people” are denied their natural, civil and Constitutionally protected right to keep and bear arms. After receiving a box of hair and 40 pizzas – and you know I didn’t make that up – Kris Jenner has surrounded her family with armed security guards. In a subsequents interview . . . [WARNING: Auto-Play after the jump]

daughter Khloe immediately betrayed her family’s OpSec: “You don’t need to get two armed security men patrolling the perimeter of your own property.” That said, Khloe’s trained with gun guru Rob Pincus, so there’s that. Too bad the reality TV clan don’t shoot with their fans. Arming up with The Kardashians? Like that.


  1. avatar Sammy says:

    Please. I thought TTAG was one place that would be kardashian free.

    1. avatar Raven says:

      I would’ve hoped… Meh, just my luck.

    2. avatar TheBear says:

      That’s exactly what I thought.

      Fuck me sideways I simply cannot get away from these people online.

      1. avatar John in Ohio says:

        Resistance is futile!

    3. avatar Gordon Wagner says:

      That’s what I was thinking.

    4. avatar foo dog says:

      +1. I clicked to try to grok the “Hair, and 40 pizza thing…”. I mean, I am an ofwg- but is this like the horse-head-in-the-bed, Homer Simpson/Millenial version or something?

      but then…AHHHGH…stopped at
      “Bruce Jenner bot me a gun” …
      thats enough…dont want to besmirch TTAG experience…
      I will wait for the tabloid at the checkout line.

      1. avatar foo dog says:

        just dont want to know about the hair, ok?
        I know its all about bikini wax, these days, but pleez dont go there Bruce….

    5. avatar Glenn says:

      I hereby declare that TTG be a ” kardashian free zone”.

  2. avatar Chris says:

    What kind of pizza?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Who’s hair?

      1. avatar John in Ohio says:

        Inb4… /b/ of guns. 😀

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          BBQ guns, pizza guns?

  3. avatar Daniel Silverman says:


  4. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:


    Can’t we have just a little refuge from these women?

    1. avatar ADM says:

      Or at least some refuge from autoplay videos.

      1. avatar Sertorius says:


        Please, please, please no autoplay videos.

        1. avatar b says:

          +1000 +1

      2. avatar JWM says:

        My computer locks up every time I come to this site. It’s gotten so bad I question whether I should keep coming back.

      3. avatar Geoff says:

        Install Flash Block in your browser and then use the options to “ask to activate”.

        1. avatar John L. says:

          Doesn’t work – won’t install – for Firefox android, unfortunately.

  5. avatar Anon says:

    Why is this on TTAG??

    1. avatar Another Robert says:

      The “guns for me but not for thee” theme I guess.

  6. avatar dh34 says:

    So you’re saying they went “full Kardashian” over it?

  7. avatar Ralph says:

    After receiving a box of hair and 40 pizzas

    Wait — I thought that with 40 pizzas you get bread sticks.

    1. avatar Jeff in CO says:

      No, you only get bread sticks when ordering 40 hairs. The hairs are part of the buy 2 pizzas, get a 3rd free deal. Not sure how that worked out though with 40 pizza’s (maybe the order taker couldn’t do math?)?

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        No, you’re wrong. All delivery pizzas come with 40 hairs (no extra charge). You just can’t see them.

        1. avatar Jeff in CO says:

          My bad, I misread the fine print. My microscope only goes to 100x, and that .0002 PT font was still fuzzy! Good to know! LOL

  8. avatar DTM119 says:

    Aside from dishing on the Kardashians, I think sites that auto-play videos are as equally low class

  9. avatar Larry D says:

    Are they real security or are they actors playing security? It is a Reality TV show where things aren’t real.

  10. avatar Adam says:

    Please take this off autoplay on the main page.

  11. avatar Bruce Frank says:

    As much as I hate commenting on anything Kardashian, Khloe is an airhead with no clue of the danger and risks of celebrates and jealous people in search of fame. BTW, I know of no jurisdiction in California that doesn’t require training to get the permit to carry a gun.

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      How about the jurisdiction of “your own property”?

  12. avatar Gary Schulze says:

    How do we know they didn’t do this themselves to get attention? Gotta keep those ratings up.

  13. avatar William Ashbless says:

    Ratings must have dipped.

  14. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    “I’ll take a glass of warm gin with a human hair in it”- Rex O’Herlihan

  15. avatar Jtniggle says:

    You’ve got to kill that auto play video, I’m getting real tired of shutting it off every time I try to navigate the site.

    Gonna have to stop reading today, until that thing is off the front page, or you delete it like you should!

  16. avatar Mack Bolan says:

    So much actual gun news and events going on and this is the shite your write about?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      So much actual gun news and events going on and this is the shite you comment about?

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Gun news. Here you go, 6pm EST, Monday.

        I can’t wait ’till it gets dark up there…


        1. avatar LarryinTX says:

          News today says you could hear gunfire all night.

  17. avatar Grindstone says:

    >Auto play video


    Yeah, I don’t feel bad one bit for using ad block on this site.

  18. avatar Cloudbuster says:

    Autoplay video. Not cool.

  19. avatar Chris T in KY says:

    Another example of rich white people with private armed security. But you do have homosexual marriage and Marijuana intoxication in California. You have freedom!!!
    You vote for people who support civil rights.

  20. avatar Cowboy T says:

    It’s also like Dianne Feinstein getting her California carry permit in the 1970’s when she felt that she needed protection…but she doesn’t want you, me, or even my mother to be able to do likewise.

    Regarding Kris Jenner, it looks to me here like a mom “demanded action” to defend herself and hers. Come on, Shannon Watts…where are you NOW?

  21. avatar An English Person (You know who, don't you.) says:

    40 pizzas cos how else they gonna stay phat, a box of hair cos they actually German, and armed guards because they don’t want anyone to steal their egos.

  22. avatar TITAN308 says:

    Thanks for the auto play spam.

  23. avatar Bob108 says:

    Stop the damn AutoPlay videos.

  24. avatar JohnF says:

    My “dislikes”
    1. The Kardashians
    2. Autoplay videos
    3. Going to one of my favorite gun sites and and seeing BS like this that has both of the above and nothing at all to do with guns

    With or without gun rights, rich people will always have armed security and will often over-react with it. So what?

  25. avatar Andy says:

    I would so go down on Kim!!

    That’s the crap you get when you post stuff like this!

    1. avatar Trone Abeetin says:

      Hey, cut out the middleman and go down on any black dude instead of Kim.

  26. avatar zaphod says:

    Honest to God, if there just HAS to be autoplay, I think I’d prefer Hillary to those women.

  27. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    A box of hair and 40 pizzas? Did the pranksters then go on to demand 67 copies of Moby Dick, a helmet filled with cottage cheese, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

  28. avatar BlueBronco says:

    So Rob Pincus consorts with gun ban hypocrites.

    1. avatar foo dog says:

      yeah, Rob… thats too bad. My respect just dropped about ten notches.
      Was that Yeager in the background? With Bruce?

  29. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    We actually have a chain of Tedesco’s Pizza and Hair Repair shops in SE Indiana. I wonder if the package was from Tedesco’s.

  30. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    At least you didn’t mention Bruth..er Bruce. Yeah plenty of news in the socialist republic of Maryland. Azzwipes won’t even call rioters rioting…I just told my 40year old anti son to arm up on fakebook. He might delete me for that “sin”…the cop who lives next door might be busy.

  31. avatar Excedrine says:

    Did someone order 40 Gross Hypocrisy Pies?

  32. avatar Hannibal says:


    To… all of that.

  33. avatar foo dog says:

    And, one more whine- I am good with diversity and all that,
    but if you have to stoop to Kardashian level for page views/clicks for ads revenue,
    hey, its just business, but…

    then my vote is go


  34. avatar zeksteve says:

    So this makes my bucket list that much harder sigh

  35. avatar JetJockChunk says:

    I don’t know what’s funnier/creepier: 40 pizzas or a box of hair. I couldn’t help but to laugh when I read this one. I think there may be a true sociopath out there if they were willing to send something that weird.

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