Pizza Man & Thermal Bag

It’s another example of the Los Angeles elite having 24-hour-a-day access to armed security while the “little people” are denied their natural, civil and Constitutionally protected right to keep and bear arms. After receiving a box of hair and 40 pizzas – and you know I didn’t make that up – Kris Jenner has surrounded her family with armed security guards. In a subsequents interview . . . [WARNING: Auto-Play after the jump]

daughter Khloe immediately betrayed her family’s OpSec: “You don’t need to get two armed security men patrolling the perimeter of your own property.” That said, Khloe’s trained with gun guru Rob Pincus, so there’s that. Too bad the reality TV clan don’t shoot with their fans. Arming up with The Kardashians? Like that.

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    • That’s exactly what I thought.

      Fuck me sideways I simply cannot get away from these people online.

    • +1. I clicked to try to grok the “Hair, and 40 pizza thing…”. I mean, I am an ofwg- but is this like the horse-head-in-the-bed, Homer Simpson/Millenial version or something?

      but then…AHHHGH…stopped at
      “Bruce Jenner bot me a gun” …
      thats enough…dont want to besmirch TTAG experience…
      I will wait for the tabloid at the checkout line.

      • just dont want to know about the hair, ok?
        I know its all about bikini wax, these days, but pleez dont go there Bruce….

  7. After receiving a box of hair and 40 pizzas

    Wait — I thought that with 40 pizzas you get bread sticks.

    • No, you only get bread sticks when ordering 40 hairs. The hairs are part of the buy 2 pizzas, get a 3rd free deal. Not sure how that worked out though with 40 pizza’s (maybe the order taker couldn’t do math?)?

      • No, you’re wrong. All delivery pizzas come with 40 hairs (no extra charge). You just can’t see them.

        • My bad, I misread the fine print. My microscope only goes to 100x, and that .0002 PT font was still fuzzy! Good to know! LOL

  8. Aside from dishing on the Kardashians, I think sites that auto-play videos are as equally low class

  9. Are they real security or are they actors playing security? It is a Reality TV show where things aren’t real.

  11. As much as I hate commenting on anything Kardashian, Khloe is an airhead with no clue of the danger and risks of celebrates and jealous people in search of fame. BTW, I know of no jurisdiction in California that doesn’t require training to get the permit to carry a gun.

  12. How do we know they didn’t do this themselves to get attention? Gotta keep those ratings up.

  15. You’ve got to kill that auto play video, I’m getting real tired of shutting it off every time I try to navigate the site.

    Gonna have to stop reading today, until that thing is off the front page, or you delete it like you should!

  17. >Auto play video

    >Kardashians

    Yeah, I don’t feel bad one bit for using ad block on this site.

  19. Another example of rich white people with private armed security. But you do have homosexual marriage and Marijuana intoxication in California. You have freedom!!!
    You vote for people who support civil rights.

  20. It’s also like Dianne Feinstein getting her California carry permit in the 1970’s when she felt that she needed protection…but she doesn’t want you, me, or even my mother to be able to do likewise.

    Regarding Kris Jenner, it looks to me here like a mom “demanded action” to defend herself and hers. Come on, Shannon Watts…where are you NOW?

  21. 40 pizzas cos how else they gonna stay phat, a box of hair cos they actually German, and armed guards because they don’t want anyone to steal their egos.

  24. My “dislikes”
    1. The Kardashians
    2. Autoplay videos
    3. Going to one of my favorite gun sites and and seeing BS like this that has both of the above and nothing at all to do with guns

    With or without gun rights, rich people will always have armed security and will often over-react with it. So what?

  26. Honest to God, if there just HAS to be autoplay, I think I’d prefer Hillary to those women.

  27. A box of hair and 40 pizzas? Did the pranksters then go on to demand 67 copies of Moby Dick, a helmet filled with cottage cheese, and naked pictures of Bea Arthur?

    • yeah, Rob… thats too bad. My respect just dropped about ten notches.
      Was that Yeager in the background? With Bruce?

  29. We actually have a chain of Tedesco’s Pizza and Hair Repair shops in SE Indiana. I wonder if the package was from Tedesco’s.

  30. At least you didn’t mention Bruth..er Bruce. Yeah plenty of news in the socialist republic of Maryland. Azzwipes won’t even call rioters rioting…I just told my 40year old anti son to arm up on fakebook. He might delete me for that “sin”…the cop who lives next door might be busy.

  33. And, one more whine- I am good with diversity and all that,
    but if you have to stoop to Kardashian level for page views/clicks for ads revenue,
    hey, its just business, but…

    then my vote is go

    BACK TO ISRAELI SUPERMODELS…!!!

  35. I don’t know what’s funnier/creepier: 40 pizzas or a box of hair. I couldn’t help but to laugh when I read this one. I think there may be a true sociopath out there if they were willing to send something that weird.

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