“A man has gone on a rampage with an axe in a village in central Illinois, killing four women and five girls, police say. The motive for the attack in Champaign is unclear but police said the man, named Packwood, appeared to be having ‘mental problems’. They added that the man had recently been left by his wife.” Oh, wait…bbc.com says that didn’t happen in central Illinois, it was actually central India. And not in Champaign, but in Chhattisgarh. And the wack-o in question is Panduram, not Packwood. No matter, the principle remains the same. No guns? No problem. Evil always seems to find a way. “All the victims were female as the village’s men were reportedly away at work during the day.” And whether it’s in Urbana or Uttar Pradesh, God made man (and woman), but Sam Colt made them equal.