Home Entertainment Independence Day! Fireworks! Zombie Go Boom! What Else Do You Need to... Entertainment Independence Day! Fireworks! Zombie Go Boom! What Else Do You Need to Know? By Robert Farago - July 4, 2016 22 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Yes, well, safety. But hey, in The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave you’re free to be brave. And stupid. Happy Independence Day! ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR ANOTHER BAIL REFORM VICTIM: Chicago Man Kills Rear Seat Passenger in His Own Car While Trying To Shoot Another Driver OMG! A White Kid With Two Toy Guns! OMG! Baldwin: I’m Not Responsible for Halyna Hutchins’ Death 22 COMMENTS Argh! 13 minutes! I could only stand 30seconds…Happy 4th! Reply No kidding! I lasted 1:30 but that was about it. Still, we all love blowing shit up and being socially unacceptable. Reply Reply I could have done just fine without that one, 16V… *sigh* Reply Sorry, there was more than a vague similarity of accent, as well as demonstrated IQ. One can be pretty certain there is something unfortunate looming in our youtuber’s future, and, well, if I were a betting man… A stray spark can ruin his day. Reply I think those guys are on the Darwin Award short list. I do crazy stuff, but I wouldn’t have done that last one. Reply “We’re professional idiots” I never would have guessed. Reply Definitive proof that fireworks will not kill zombies, or generally speaking, people – but the WILL hurt you, a lot, if you aren’t careful. Happy Fourth of July. Somebody hold my beer… Reply Nothing says dumb-assed-rey like July 4, s shit-load of dubious fireworks, and setting them off with a propane torch for a punk, no less, next to your trailer… Yeah. 🙂 Reply My wife has a cousin that lost a hand, eye and had a metal plate put in his skull because of fireworks. He’s a living example of “Hold my beer and watch this.” Reply As a shining example of lack of brains, last year, two (2) NFL players, from two different teams, no less, had fingers blown off due to fireworks… Reply My dad grew up in the late 1960’s, when M-80’s and Blockbusters were the norm. Fireworks today are weak. Bottle rockets are still sorta cool. Reply When I was kid in the 1990’s we used to go to the Caribbean where they sold the good stuff for New Years. Blew some pretty big holes in the beach with firecrackers that amounted to a 1/4 stick of dynamite. Good times. Reply All from today and I can list at least 20 more. Sure, not dead, but life altering for sure. I rather shoot my guns at least those explosions are controlled. Dog finds hand after man loses it in fireworks accident http://wtnh.com/2016/07/04/dog-finds-hand-after-man-loses-it-in-fireworks-accident/ Girl, 9, lost hand and fingers in blast; fireworks suspected http://wtnh.com/2016/07/04/girl-9-lost-hand-and-fingers-in-blast-fireworks-suspected/ Texas teen may be blinded after fireworks accident http://abc13.com/news/teen-may-be-blinded-after-fireworks-accident/1412816/ Woman, 42, amputates hand in Fourth of July fireworks accident in Brooklyn http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/woman-injured-fourth-july-fireworks-accident-brooklyn-article-1.2698347 And, this happened last year and this NFL player is dealing with the accident still today http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/07/04/palladino-july-4-fireworks-accident/ Reply Having someone light a 1/4 or half stick in your hand so you can then chuck it down range, is master level pucker factor. Thinking back, there’s now way I would do it again. All it would take is some poor qc and you get a super quick fuse, and my name would be stumpy, or worse, deady. Reply …wow – the dumb-assery is strong. Reply Somebody wake me up. Reply This is an awesome post.Really very informative and creative contents.Thanks to sharing these concept is a good way to enhance the knowledge.I like this site very much.I like it and help me to development very well.Thank you for this brief explanation and very nice information.Well, got a good knowledge. Reply Now, why the *Hell* is Tamil Nadu, India, spamming TTAG? Reply Skip to 9:00 for anything relevant. Nine. ‘Effin. Minutes… of filler crap. Reply We need to ban YouTube. If it saves just one life … or the rest of us from this idiocy. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.