Home Handguns Haiku Safety Pro Tip: Don’t Play With Your Gun Handguns Haiku Safety Pro Tip: Don’t Play With Your Gun By Dan Zimmerman - July 23, 2013 51 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email No matter how bored, the four rules always apply or tears may ensue. Post Views: 15 RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Pawn Shop Gun Review: Astra A-80 .45 ACP Pistol Rock Island Armory Rolls Out The STK100, Their First Ever Striker Fired Pistol Silencer Review: Q ERECT9R (Erector 9) Modular 9mm Suppressor 51 COMMENTS Unload your firearm It shouldn’t be difficult Don’t be a dumbass Reply Unload your firearm But please, not into yourself It will leave a mark this is fun Reply Haikus are very fun But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator. Reply +1 Thank you Reply Stroking your Nambus Writing like you’re Japanese You guys must be nuts Reply Engineer by choice; in school, assface gets the girl. Indeed, I am a nut. Reply Don’t have a nambu. My arisaka’s nice, though. You care to see it? Reply You guys really should go someplace private to play with your Nambus. Your Arisaka Had its mum ground off by hand I guess it was yours LMAO OH! That took me more than a minute to figure out. Mum….geez, this is a hilarious thread! Sitting in Starbucks Laughing at Ralph’s last haiku. Others look askance. No Niponese guns; Commie iron must suffice. Mosin keeps me warm. I find it hilarious that most people miss the fact that Haiku only works well in Japanese because of Japanese language structure… Reply But they’re funnier in english! Reply Firearms lend their strength; blameless, they would lend strength to — base stupidity. Reply Playing with your Glock Thinking it was your johnson Sutures in your leg Reply Dude, you won the internet for today. Reply Heh. I’ve seen that up close and personal when I worked in an inner-city ER. Reply Mind is not focused Fingers become lazy careless Injury will result Reply Glock stuck in waistband Street lights out the hood heats up One rule survival I get it. This is a poetry retreat? Stand Your Ezra Pound? Reply There once was a man from Nantuckett……. Reply Who kept all his cash in a bucket I bet you don’t know that one. Reply His pistol he forgot where he stuck it. When he scratched where it itched Gun went off, what a bvtch! No more will he casually tuck it. Reply FTW Reply Epic! Reply We are become stone soup. Reply Who is Goddard? Why was he near? When four rules were forgotten? Reply I DOESNT matter to me how many times it stated to intelligent people or not. Don’t ever believe your gun is safe merely because you dropped the magazine from the firearm. In most cases there is still. 1 Round left in the chamber that wil kill anyone just as well as the rounds in the lhe magazine. A Policeman of many years came into the range I used and was showing his fireaarm to the salesman and dropped the mag. And thankfully aimed his weapon in a safe direction and pulled they rigger to the astonishment of all 1 round exited the weapon and no one was hurt. I heard he was severely disciplined. This wa Reply My local police chief made news by having an ND at his home simply because he forgot to pop his chamber during takedown of his new duty weapon. For some reason sheeple assume LEO’s are above human error with firearms. Reply And that’s why I cary in condition 3. The chances of stupidity due to failing to check the chamber, far more dangerous than extra second to rack the slide. Reply Tell that to George Zimmerman. If he’d been carrying Condition 3,he’d probably be brain damaged or dead now. Reply Keep finger indexed Until you are on target Or you may be next Reply which gun we talking about here?……oh that gun Reply A note to the fellas running this site, ive gotten 4 viruses off this site causing me to have to reformat my phone and laptop. I only visit secure sites my business uses and has used for over 8 years without a problem. I know whos to blame, ive received anti gun pro Obama pop ups, with maig adds..just wanted to let someone on the board know whats bin happening to me. Please look into this for all of us PRO 2nd A people. Reply We’re in the process of running these down. Thanks for your patience. Reply I was getting all sorts of warnings about cross scripting, and the site would not stop loading. As my friend, the Asiana Airlines captain would say, “Sum Ting Wong”… Reply The guy driving the fire truck must have been his cousin. Yes, the safety rules always apply. But every time I hear about laws that prohibit carry in certain places (government buildings, workplaces, etc.), I think about the danger of forcing people to remove their guns in their cars–in terms of the risk of accidental discharges, theft, and “person with a gun in a car” 911 calls. Reply Once a man played with his gun Thought he was having some fun He sat in it’s path Then felt it’s whole wrath Now his leg is undone Reply hahahahaha, Tom your comments have me rolling so hard Reply Kansas has gun permits? Reply Only for CCW, otherwise no. Reply And they are will-issue. Reply Screw the video, I love the firearms haikus. Reply God gave us Four Rules. Because when it’s Life or Death, Ten was too many. Reply An awful story A man is shot near Goddard That’s in his Crotch, right? Reply I hope he makes a full recovery. Reply Stroking his wesson He thought it was His and Hers Pop goes the weasel Reply If Harry Potter Had a *Nambus* 2000 The story ends fast Reply ponder your handgun is it occupied with shells? don’t stroke the bang switch Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.