Home Entertainment Green Hornet Movie Poster: Seth Rogan Takes a Back Seat to Machine... Entertainment Green Hornet Movie Poster: Seth Rogan Takes a Back Seat to Machine Gun Car By Robert Farago - November 1, 2010 1 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR ANOTHER BAIL REFORM VICTIM: Chicago Man Kills Rear Seat Passenger in His Own Car While Trying To Shoot Another Driver OMG! A White Kid With Two Toy Guns! OMG! Baldwin: I’m Not Responsible for Halyna Hutchins’ Death 1 COMMENT This movie is gonna BITE. Seth Rogan has carved out a career as a one-note character, the "lovable nebbish/frat-boy/screw-up" He's adept at playing losers, whiners, and scatalogically-obsessed morons. Now let's look at the way the Green Hornet role was written, B.R. (Before Rogan): Brit Reed, the owner of the city's largest newspaper is a descendant of the Lone Ranger. Realizing the pen is NOT mighter than the gun (or the sword), he assumes a secret identity, the Green Hornet, to fight crime by pretending to be one of the bad guys. His secret identity is known only to his major domo/sidekick, Kato, the police commissioner, and his girlfriend/administrative assistant. I can't think of a worse idea in casting since Tony Curtis was cast as a Roman. Once again, Hollyweird tears down one of my cherished childhood memories, and allows another talentless hack to realize his own pre-pubescent fantasy by ruining yet again another chance for a decent movie franchise. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.