After our post Gabe Suarez is Insane questioned the trainer’s suggestion that there may be times when it’s advisable to hold an adversary at gunpoint with your finger on the trigger, the gun guru fired-up his forum warriortalk.com: “Negative? Nope…not negative at all. I forced someone who doesn’t like me to write an entire article about me. So who is insane now suckaaaaaaa.” This morning, Mr. Suarez has posted about our post again. This time ’round he demonstrates his appreciation for one of our commentator’s jibes, submits more proof (as if proof were needed) that he’s a top-notch gun guy and validates JadeGold and Mikeb302000’s contention that some (they implied all and said many) gun gurus are homophobic . . .
Alright….so this AM I made a nice cup of coffee from the stash L.O.D. dropped off at the HRO class and sat at the screen here. One read through…the part about the baby tiger thing, and out comes the hot brew all over the keyboard. Too much.
Anyway…thanks for the support. We had so many hits on the story at WTN it was almost viral. To steal from Sun:
To win a battle without fighting is not the acme of skill, to get the enemy to fight for you while you reap the bounty is the acme of skill.
Here is a few good viral ones.
Gabe Suarez has a class coming up on I.E.D.s. He hired a few rougue Green berets and plans to teach the class all over the USA to civilians.
Gabe Suarez is protecting the Maddoff family. He was paid up front in cash.
Gabe Suarez will be featurd in the new Dos Equis Commercial as the deadliest man in the world
Come up with a few more guys…and then when you come across one of these silly fagsaboutguns stories, pop in one of those gems.
And just in case you thought this was some off-hand remark that doesn’t reflect Mr. Suarez’s company’s gestalt, self-identified Suarez International Staff Instructor and gun blogger Jack Rumbaugh felt obliged to add . . .
I recognize the stench of Crapshiit… Gabe, I think he has a thing for you. I’d watch out if you ever drop anything. Get Cheryl to cover your 6 when you bend down, bro.