Nicole Arbor doesn’t think people should carry guns. Her hair-tossing, boob bouncing “arguments” are nothing new: the Constitution was written a long time ago. It’s no longer valid. (So there. Nuh.) Armed self-defense doesn’t work. “If someone wants to shoot you, you will be shot,” she pronounces. “If the Secret Service has a hard time protecting the President, you got no f*cking chance.” And “if people are trying to kill you, maybe you should stop being an a**hole.” And on and on. Bottom line: let’s hope no one sticks it in this particular example of crazy. Alas, I’m sure they will.