Really? As military.com‘s Kit Up! blog tells us, HyperStealth (Leaders in Camouflage, Concealment and Deception) is testing out the next gen in urban camo designs. “CUEPAT-2 (Canadian Urban Environment Pattern) version-2 … is the unconventional pattern in field trials, previous computer simulations showed this pattern to be quite effective for both outdoor and indoor urban environments. The perceived depth within the pattern throws off the ambient and focal vision from noticing the target.” While it looks more like something you’d see in Rayon on a douche canoe cruising the bars on a Friday night, if it keeps even one soldier safer, it’s worth the ridicule.