Bloomberg Approves SSRI for Gun Owners

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[h/t RC]


  1. avatar The Brotherhood of Steel says:

    HA! Good one!

  2. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    An alternative medication to Damnitol.

  3. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    What the heck is an SSRI?

    1. avatar Kirk says:

      Selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors or serotonin-specific reuptake inhibitor (SSRIs) are a class of compounds typically used as antidepressants in the treatment of depression.

      1. avatar J.C. says:

        Yes and no, I take SSRIs for a digestive disorder. Which is why it’s not a grand idea to say “people taking anti-depressants shouldn’t be able to buy guns” etc. Because people like me would get screwed.

  4. avatar Kirk says:

    Take two and call in mourning.

  5. avatar Dev says:

    Love it!

  6. avatar CK in CA says:

    Now being prescribed by Obamacare.

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:

      hehe now thats funny

  7. avatar Gurney Halleck says:

    .9mg tablets. That’s funny.

  8. avatar Kevin L says:

    Aww, Gurney beat me to it.

  9. avatar Will says:

    Isn’t Bloomberg a Jew? Ergo he would NOT be in hevean with Jesus.

    1. avatar Sock Monkey says:

      Oh for cryin’ out loud.

    2. avatar S.CROCK says:

      Who knows? Who cares? Whatever he his he made it clear that he thinks he bought his way into heaven.

    3. avatar Full Cleveland says:

      If Bloomberg wants Him there He will be there.

  10. avatar Sock Monkey says:

    My quibble with this ad is that I see no armed security guards around Bloomberg. Does not compute.

  11. avatar Charles says:

    Oh that’s too funny 🙂

  12. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    That’s beautiful

  13. avatar Nine says:

    I like to think Jesus is about to bitchslap Bloomy down to hell.

  14. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Amen…eternity lake of fire Bloomie. Great ad BTW.

  15. avatar Gw says:

    At this juncture in the history of the various peoples inhabiting the region formerly known as the United States, there seem to be but very few distinctions which can still be observed between the Monarchy structure once imposed by King George III and his minions, and what remains of the Founder’s beloved Constitutional Republic form of government.
    Among the more notable distinctions is one in regard to an ex-Mayor of a particular fiefdom — one which, by-the-way, was historically the capital of the American slave trade for over 200 years.
    After establishing a peasant-disarmament group, the father of the New Nanny Nation went on to make a claim that even the most arrogant among the various lords, barons and the like, somehow failed to think to do — ordain himself to sainthood status, stating to the effect that ’if there is a god, when I get to heaven…I’m heading straight in’.
    Certain persons might of course, be well inclined to consider that, if reincarnation is an actuality, some measure of appropriate justice might be served once he found himself a disarmed and victimized inhabitant in of one of those public housing complexes he failed to rid of sex, drug and gun crimes. For the record, however, I’m not one of those persons.
    Do No Harm / Successfully Defend

  16. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    I heard this stuff will make guys grow boobs!

    1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      Or maybe a Vagi……. no I just won’t go there.

  17. avatar Jeff says:

    this is some pretty low-effort content, guys.

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