Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Last week’s winner was jwm. He’ll be picking out a brand new Black Arch holster for his carry gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. You’re welcome.



  1. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.”

    1. avatar Flynn says:

      Damn, I was just about to go for something along that line.

  2. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Don’t even think about dumping that red paint on my fur, dirt-bag…”

  3. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    slow down, i said ermine, not merman!

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      slow down, i said “that’s a lethal ermine,” not “that’s ethel merman!”

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Sorry, had to do it…

        1. avatar Biofire says:

          Don’t apologize for being awesome!

  4. avatar Rick says:

    Not only does this fur look good, I shot it myself.

  5. avatar Travis in Houston says:

    My fur may not be mouse but my gun is.

  6. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    If it moves again…

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Give me this mouse gun and expect a smile? Where’s my 1911?

    This is my second holster win. First one I had ordered for my j frame, this one for my Makarov.

  8. avatar JohnS says:

    I like to balance my big guns with this little one.

  9. avatar Lance F says:

    No stock bite here!

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Want me to light your cigarette?

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


      1. avatar jwm says:

        Yep. I’ve won 2 iwb holsters and I live in a part of the country where concealed carry is just about impossible. I sometimes feel as if the gods mock me.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          Want to trade one for a really nice Henry Arms hat I won here with “You dirty brother! You killed my rat! I’ll kill you, like you killed my rat!”?

        2. avatar jwm says:

          A 60 dollar holster for a 5 dollar hat? You sell used cars?

        3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

          I’ll ship you some ammo for a holster….

  11. avatar Mikes says:

    Who farted?

  12. avatar jwm says:

    You get further in life with gorgeous good looks and a pistol than you do with just gorgeous good looks.

  13. avatar Aaron Koch says:

    yes, I tanned it myself.

  14. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Oh that’s not a gun-it’s my lipstick…

  15. avatar Steve in TX says:

    Feminism? What the hell do you mean, I’m not Feminine.

  16. avatar IaMnOttHeHulk says:

    Mr. Bond, please keep that pointed in a safe direction!

  17. avatar tmm says:

    36 – 24 – 36 – 2

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Only if she 5’3″

  18. avatar Larry says:

    Even in the ’60’s attractive blondes in photos had poor trigger discipline .

  19. avatar jwm says:

    The carjacker I’d like to be jacked by.

  20. avatar DrewR55 says:

    Does this count as ‘off body’ carry?

  21. avatar Henry says:

    Criticize all you like, but it was big enough for the Dalmatians.

  22. avatar New Chris says:

    Oh, you want to liberate me? But, I’ve already liberated myself darling.

  23. avatar Earl says:

    If looks could kill

  24. avatar Penetty says:

    Beast Boy to Robin, I’ve been made!

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Now you die, Mr. Bond.”

  26. avatar LHW says:

    If you come any closer, then both of our guns will be cocked.

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I’ll be your huckleberry.”

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    “All right Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my closeup.”

  29. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Yes actually, blondes DO have more fun.”

  30. avatar strych9 says:

    [For the Film Noir fans out there].

    “I’ll have you know that they’re a large C cup!” *crosstalk* “Oh, Double Indemnity, I apologize for the misunderstanding”.

  31. avatar troutbum5 says:

    Inspiration for the Beretta Curve.

  32. avatar Phil LA says:

    2 inches is plenty.

  33. avatar anonymoose says:

    “Mine’s bigger, so please put your pants back on.”

  34. avatar JW says:

    Keep your .45’s and your 9’s… .25 acp is as fatale as it gets!

  35. avatar Surivordude says:

    “You expect me to pay child support?”

    “No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

  36. avatar Mort says:

    Darling, I do know what you’re thinking: “trigger discipline.” But you’re making the terribly predictable assumption that I’m not about to shoot that seagull. Because I’m thinking: “lunch.”

  37. avatar Fred R. says:

    “I’ll give you my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”.

  38. avatar Joseph Gallo says:

    Make your own damn sammich.

  39. avatar BTP says:

    She mates, then kills.

  40. avatar Bill Bates says:

    Now it’s time for a seal jacket.

  41. avatar allan s says:

    (…uh oh, my finger won’t fit in the trigger guard with these #$%^ gloves on!! )

  42. avatar engineear says:

    The glove absorbs the recoil…

  43. avatar jsallison says:

    Bond. James Bond. What?

  44. avatar Mike says:

    Be careful Mr. Bond, this isn’t a Raven 25.

  45. avatar Gregolas says:

    Yes, dahling. I stole this stole.

  46. avatar AaronW says:

    Even as she pretended to be Arthur Hamilton’s new lover, she was ready in case he asked too many questions…

  47. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Does this make me look fat? Careful how you answer now.”

  48. avatar Cato DeCarpeti says:

    I don’t always shoot mashers, but when I do I use a Colt 1908.

  49. avatar Phil says:

    One more step and the cheetah gets it!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      It ain’t easy being cheesy.

  50. avatar jwm says:

    “Why no, officer, this isn’t a gun. It’s a broach. See how it looks with my outfit.”

  51. avatar Clay says:

    Actually I have acquired my target and I’m ready to shoot. You best mind your manners.

  52. avatar peirsonb says:

    Ask my ocelot friend here if you can hunt with a pocket pistol.

  53. avatar jwm says:

    “So, you thought a woman alone on an isolated beach would be an easy victim? Do I look like shannon watts to you?”

  54. avatar AJ in CA says:

    If she keeps that up that pocket pistol will turn into a 8″ barreled magnum revolver.

  55. avatar BDub says:

    If you knew how close you have to get to a leopard, to kill it with this gun, you wouldn’t insult me, Mr. Bond.

  56. avatar PQ says:

    Diamonds are not a girl’s best friend. This is.

  57. avatar mark s. says:

    I love rubbing my breast with the barrel warmed .

  58. avatar Great Lakes says:

    Do you feel lucky skunk?

  59. avatar Great Lakes says:

    I carry my lifeguard to the beach.

  60. avatar Great Lakes says:

    You’ve just told your last dumb blonde joke!

  61. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    As the thug quickly assumed room temperature, Janice paused to think about her day’s adventures. Did she leave the stove on?

  62. avatar jwm says:

    Nobody takes the blond serious. Til a muthaphucker gets shot in the face.

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