Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 5, 2016 73 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week’s winner was jwm. He’ll be picking out a brand new Black Arch holster for his carry gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. You’re welcome. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 73 COMMENTS “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.” Reply Damn, I was just about to go for something along that line. Reply “Don’t even think about dumping that red paint on my fur, dirt-bag…” Reply slow down, i said ermine, not merman! Reply slow down, i said “that’s a lethal ermine,” not “that’s ethel merman!” Reply Sorry, had to do it… Reply Don’t apologize for being awesome! Not only does this fur look good, I shot it myself. Reply My fur may not be mouse but my gun is. Reply If it moves again… Reply Give me this mouse gun and expect a smile? Where’s my 1911? This is my second holster win. First one I had ordered for my j frame, this one for my Makarov. Reply I like to balance my big guns with this little one. Reply No stock bite here! Reply Want me to light your cigarette? Reply Congrats! Reply Yep. I’ve won 2 iwb holsters and I live in a part of the country where concealed carry is just about impossible. I sometimes feel as if the gods mock me. Reply Want to trade one for a really nice Henry Arms hat I won here with “You dirty brother! You killed my rat! I’ll kill you, like you killed my rat!”? A 60 dollar holster for a 5 dollar hat? You sell used cars? I’ll ship you some ammo for a holster…. Who farted? Reply You get further in life with gorgeous good looks and a pistol than you do with just gorgeous good looks. Reply yes, I tanned it myself. Reply Oh that’s not a gun-it’s my lipstick… Reply Feminism? What the hell do you mean, I’m not Feminine. Reply Mr. Bond, please keep that pointed in a safe direction! Reply 36 – 24 – 36 – 2 Reply Only if she 5’3″ Reply Even in the ’60’s attractive blondes in photos had poor trigger discipline . Reply The carjacker I’d like to be jacked by. Reply Does this count as ‘off body’ carry? Reply Criticize all you like, but it was big enough for the Dalmatians. Reply Oh, you want to liberate me? But, I’ve already liberated myself darling. Reply If looks could kill Reply Beast Boy to Robin, I’ve been made! Reply “Now you die, Mr. Bond.” Reply If you come any closer, then both of our guns will be cocked. Reply “I’ll be your huckleberry.” Reply “All right Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my closeup.” Reply “Yes actually, blondes DO have more fun.” Reply [For the Film Noir fans out there]. “I’ll have you know that they’re a large C cup!” *crosstalk* “Oh, Double Indemnity, I apologize for the misunderstanding”. Reply Inspiration for the Beretta Curve. Reply 2 inches is plenty. Reply “Mine’s bigger, so please put your pants back on.” Reply Keep your .45’s and your 9’s… .25 acp is as fatale as it gets! Reply “You expect me to pay child support?” “No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.” Reply Darling, I do know what you’re thinking: “trigger discipline.” But you’re making the terribly predictable assumption that I’m not about to shoot that seagull. Because I’m thinking: “lunch.” Reply “I’ll give you my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”. Reply Make your own damn sammich. Reply She mates, then kills. Reply Now it’s time for a seal jacket. Reply (…uh oh, my finger won’t fit in the trigger guard with these #$%^ gloves on!! ) Reply The glove absorbs the recoil… Reply Bond. James Bond. What? Reply Be careful Mr. Bond, this isn’t a Raven 25. Reply Yes, dahling. I stole this stole. Reply Even as she pretended to be Arthur Hamilton’s new lover, she was ready in case he asked too many questions… Reply “Does this make me look fat? Careful how you answer now.” Reply I don’t always shoot mashers, but when I do I use a Colt 1908. Reply One more step and the cheetah gets it! Reply It ain’t easy being cheesy. Reply “Why no, officer, this isn’t a gun. It’s a broach. See how it looks with my outfit.” Reply Actually I have acquired my target and I’m ready to shoot. You best mind your manners. Reply Ask my ocelot friend here if you can hunt with a pocket pistol. Reply “So, you thought a woman alone on an isolated beach would be an easy victim? Do I look like shannon watts to you?” Reply If she keeps that up that pocket pistol will turn into a 8″ barreled magnum revolver. Reply If you knew how close you have to get to a leopard, to kill it with this gun, you wouldn’t insult me, Mr. Bond. Reply Diamonds are not a girl’s best friend. This is. Reply I love rubbing my breast with the barrel warmed . Reply Do you feel lucky skunk? Reply I carry my lifeguard to the beach. Reply You’ve just told your last dumb blonde joke! Reply As the thug quickly assumed room temperature, Janice paused to think about her day’s adventures. Did she leave the stove on? Reply Nobody takes the blond serious. Til a muthaphucker gets shot in the face. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.