Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - July 22, 2016 64 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Last week’s winner: James69. If you’d like a brand spanking new Black Arch holster for your gun, enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday midnight. Go. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 64 COMMENTS Honey, if we shoot all the protesters who will work at the fast food restaurants? Reply Here’s how HANDLE my raygun baby! Reply Your still limp writsing your gun…….. Reply “Rocky, stop mansplaining!” Reply No, it doesn’t go as low as 40 watts… Reply It’s best to have 2 people when you shoot a noisy cricket. Reply Pull the trigger once and you too can claim PTSD for life! Reply Captured here is the fateful moment that the mother of James T. Kirk first noticed her future husband’s dreamy tapered sideburns at the academy phaser range. Starfleet Historical Archives, Section 24561 Reply “Donna, could you give me a hand? They borrowed this trigger from the H&K VP70 and I lack the upper body strength.” Reply ” Don’t look at me , look at the target “ Reply “What do you mean that because I am a girl a revolver would be a better choice?” Reply And for your birthday we’ll make it all tacticool with Houge tamer grips, Surefire flashlight, and the shoulder thing that goes up Reply That look you have when Bae tries to grab the gun, but you’re a better shot than him. Reply when you’re fighting the Gorgonites, whatever you do, *don’t* look where you shoot. Reply During her first year at the starfleet academy Janice Kirk realized that men had a career advantage. So on her first leave she scheduled a procedure with a young “Bones” McCoy and became James T. Kirk. Reply Sorry Love, you can’t shoot me or anyone else, that’s a smart gun, and you’re not wearing your RFID ring. Reply This phaser isn’t the only thing set to stun baby! Reply Let’s ask the alien about a threesome before you shoot it. Reply “Jim do you want to take me here, in the turbolift, or when we get back to your quarters? Or you could get some little blue pills from Dr. McCoy and we could really have a party.” Reply Mean while….kirks brother….on a closed holodeck. Jim dear? What was that old saying they used to say in the old earth army? Oh yes veronica. Why it went….”this is my weapon and this is my gun! Veronica says…”computer?…lights dim 90%. Go on jim….next is my favorite part. Oh Veronica! Reply “then Daddy said, careful honey, this has a New New York trigger. And, well, that’s how come Leela has one eye…” Reply “No, let’s try this again. I was clearly referring to American history…and I said “Reagan”….not ray-gun!” Reply “No yeoman Rand, grip it like this. Oh yeah baby, that’s it…mmmm…” Reply No, honey, you can’t shoot an alien with my curling iron. Reply But Bill, Trump is right around that corner. Besides, the FBI is looking the other way! Reply now let’s try you’re “other” pistol Reply My “other pistol” is actually a gun. And no, you can’t tr it because for some reason there’s no zipper in these onesies to allow access to its holster. Reply See. It jams after the third pew. Every time. This is what happens when we let Mattel build our space gun thingies. Reply Did I win a holster?? Reply Just saw the email! Yipppeeee!!!! Now, I have to buy a semi-auto. 🙂 Thanks Guys! Reply two weeks in a row! Reply Here we see Zap Brannigan’s dad, Zot, being talked out of stun-gunning his 8th ex-wife…. Reply Science fiction, double feature Doctor X will build a creature See androids fighting Brad and Janet Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet Reply as they continued there training Jill couldn’t help but notice a booger on jack’s nose Reply ” I wonder if he realizes just how stupid he looks in that suit plus his pants tucked in his boots” Reply “Sweetie, remember how much easier your life got with a dish washer, vacuum cleaner, the washing machine, clothes dryer and that crazy “massage glove” I got at the “specialty” shop? Well, this is a “sandwich gun”…” Reply “When I said the modern method was to shoot with two hands, Honey, I meant both of YOUR hands !” Reply The solar system’s smallest crew-served weapon. Reply “Oh please, don’t Jim ,don’t shoot him ! He’s not laughing at your suit “ Reply 300 years and Remington is still building crap! Dammit! Reply No sweetie, don’t shoot! That’s just J. Edgar Hoover in drag. Reply He’s dead, Jim. Reply This is billiards in space… You don’t stroke the cue, you squeeze this and the balls will go in the holes! Reply Flash, relax, Hillary and I only made out without our clothes on, really, next time you can watch, I swear. Reply “Honey, this IS Star Trek, and you ARE wearing a red uniform… Maybe you should just give me the phaser before you become another statistic” Reply Are you SURE that’s where your other hand is supposed to go Jack? Reply The first law is every gun is always fully charged. The second law is never point the gun at anything you don’t want to de-molecularize…. Reply “no, no he’s right. it is a ‘cross your heart’ bra. love your garanimals.” Reply “Don’t worry, I’ve got your six honey” Reply Blasted Space Command! Fashion uniforms with no holster for the ray-gun! Reply I swear,Fred, you steal my eye liner one more time and I WILL zap you. Reply Get you hand off my ass or I will take the Ray Gun use it on you. Reply “Jim, is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?” Reply I don’t care that is is set to stun with the safety on, trigger discipline Jim we are running out of red shirts with out holes in their uniforms. Reply “Joyce put the phaser away! I swear I didn’t sleep with the green chick from the bar.” Reply I see Hugo Boss did time in Hollywood. Reply “Why are you waving my hair dryer around?” Reply Firsrt you point the blaster like this, then give your enemy a menicing sidways glance, then let them have it! Reply “Wow Bill, from this distance I can barely tell you’re wearing a toupee!” Reply “Um, honey, I think you got that out of the wrong dresser drawer. It’s not a raygun.” Reply “Shannon Watts demonstrates the use of a smart gun to MDA donor Shepard Smith of Fox News.” Reply You have to hold it sideways to look “gangsta”. Reply Hillary please your out of…CONTROL. It’s simply a gift from my intern, it…IS otherwise known as a BLOW…gun. Reply (REDO, I over thought it) Hillary please your out of…CONTROL. It really…IS just a BLOW…gun. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.