Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Women with Guns in the Past (3)

Reader bobby b took home a new Black Arch holster last weekend. This weekend, it could be you. Enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and you’ll be carrying your mohaska in a new rig before you know it.

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  1. avatar William says:

    I really do love Lucy.

  2. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    They never mentioned that the 72 virgins would fight back?
    Gonna be tougher than you thought there little jihadi?

  3. avatar Kapeltam says:

    More reasons to get rid of the NFA.

  4. avatar jwm says:

    The first and so far only hairstyle and machine gun salon.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    Moms found out that demanding action went better with a bren gun. Who knew that one day MDA would be instramental in repealing the NFA.

  6. avatar jwm says:

    And some of you guys brag about your high school having a rifle team. The Rockettes had a machine gun team.

  7. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Okay ladies, hold fire until you see the whites of their ankles!

  8. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    the Jemima Sisters Club practicing home defense during WW II in case of an invasion

  9. avatar jwm says:

    Those Brens have the straight mag. Were they the nato chambered version made in the 50’s? Or the original czhech version in the 7.9 mauser caliber?

    1. avatar Gjert says:

      It’s WW2 Canadian manufactured Bren guns in 7.92x57mm Mauser.

      They were manufactured in order to supply them to the Chinede Nationalists during the Chinese Civil war, which also happened during WW2.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Makes sense. The Chinese used a hodge podge of weapons but their official caliber at that time was the Mauser round.

        It was a world war.

  10. avatar Flynn says:

    “Rosie the Riveter ain’t got nothing on us.”

    1. avatar Robert W. says:

      Rosie the riviter, vs. Brenda the tack-driver.

    2. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      Rosie has B-29s.

  11. avatar Defens says:

    Listen up, Ladies! Now, insert the high speed ammunition feeding thingy into the mag well Do not confuse that with the shoulder thing that goes up!

  12. avatar Keyser Soze says:

    Are you sure this is a hair dryer? Seems awfully noisy. I just wanted a quick cut and curl.

  13. avatar thomas paine says:

    “Gonna wash that man right out of my hair” (From “South Pacific”)

  14. avatar jwm says:

    This is what happens when a gun company’s labor orginises. Go ahead and cross that picket line, scabs.

  15. avatar Supermatic says:

    “All right Hillary, now have Bill move just a little more to the left…”

  16. avatar Paul53 says:

    Ten women with guns on the floor
    Ten women with guns
    Take one “out”
    Scream and shout
    Nine women with guns on the floor

  17. “We just have to dry our hair and then we can hit the BARs!”

  18. avatar Vhyrus says:

    And they said women couldn’t pass the BAR.

    (I know they aren’t BARs. Cut me some slack.)

    1. avatar jwm says:

      2 Germans walked into a Bren. See, it don’t zing like BAR.

      1. avatar tmm says:

        Guy walks into a bar. Next guy ducks.

  19. avatar Alex waits says:

    First wave feminists

  20. avatar Chris says:

    Setting a new BAR for towelheads…

  21. avatar onezero says:

    It is not going to be good for us if they all have a “bad hair day”!

  22. “What have you have you ladies BREN up to?”
    “Oh just drying our hair.”

  23. avatar A A Ron says:

    My Grandmother is in this picture. Seriously, she is the third one in.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Dude. Good gene pool.

    2. avatar dh34 says:

      Hard to top that one….

  24. avatar Jasonius says:

    A team of booth babes demonstrate Dyspeptic Gunsmith’s new skull insulating headgear for indoor shooting.

  25. avatar Greg says:

    Meet the new Marine Corps 1st Division.

  26. avatar Ing says:

    Yes, I know there are only 10 of them, not 72. Your imams got a lot of things wrong. Yes, they’re happy to see you. But first things first: see that white line? You stand on the other side of it.

  27. avatar peirsonb says:

    Welcome to ladies night at the BAR.

  28. avatar dh34 says:

    Okay ladies, one more time…after you finish shooting, you will make a clear and safe weapon, hang up your robe and towel, and proceed directly to the swimsuit competition.

  29. avatar John S says:

    She told me, later,
    She’s a machine (gun) operator.
    She said she liked the way I held the microphone …

  30. avatar dh34 says:

    Bend, snap…and fire!

  31. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Pretty maids all in a row, this time with guns aglow, making things happen with an even flow and not a one going off alone!!!!!!

  32. avatar Rebecca says:

    Now smile for the cameras, ladies. This shot is for the cover of the new feminist magazine, “PMS Monthly”.

  33. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Aim low girls, they’re riding Shetland ponies.”

  34. avatar Warren says:

    These ladies take the phrase “drop dead gorgeous” seriously.

  35. avatar jwm says:

    Target shoot now. Snap towels in the showers later.

  36. avatar mark_anthony_78 says:

    Next up on the AWB… clipazine things that go up!

  37. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    The school’s lunch ladies taking a break and practicing their active shooter drill

  38. avatar Paul53 says:

    There once were 10 women from El Paso
    Lying with guns on the floor
    Thier hair up in buns
    As they handled thier guns
    Planning for a 3 gun tour

  39. avatar B320 says:

    Classy ladies from a classier time; demur, refined, and with good taste in hardware.

  40. avatar TruthTellers says:

    This is how WE pray to Mecca.

  41. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This is my rifle,
    I don’t have a gun.
    I’m ready for fighting,
    So Run SOB, Run!

  42. avatar 33AD says:

    These are fun from the top-down.

  43. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    The synchronized swim team takes a break out of the water.

  44. avatar Claymore says:

    Thank you, Ladies, but I meant to say chaps in sneakers are allowed on the gym floor.

  45. avatar Patrick says:

    Rosier the Riveter? Try Rosie the Automatic Rifleman!

  46. avatar jeremiah kindel says:

    From brooms to brens. Were doing our jib on the home front.

  47. avatar TheStoic says:

    It’s the Cocked, Locked, and Ready to Rock(ettes)

  48. avatar Edd Fuller II says:

    Anything a man can do…

  49. avatar Emeline Fuller says:

    How the women’s bridge club dealt with cheaters.

  50. avatar Wright says:


  51. avatar Andrew says:

    And these are my daughters, Brenda Lee, Brenda Jo, Brenda Mae, Brenda Sue…

  52. avatar Jim says:

    Synchronized Shooting used to be an Olympic team sport.

  53. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    The Ladies Auxiliary Sniper Team assembled for a pose ,while their hair dried ,ready for the shoot of the day

  54. avatar Paul53 says:

    In Russia we take hopscotch more sreiously.

  55. avatar AaronW says:

    “Put a wet towel on your head, and get your ass to Mars.”

  56. avatar KCK says:

    Pictured first in the line up, Alice Schmidt of Loveland TX was overheard saying “Well you know the men say that they ‘shit, shower and shave’ but we ladies here at the club don’t shave, we shoot”

  57. avatar Jon in CO says:

    Women’s Bren 10. Sponsored by Spin for Allies.

  58. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Sweet sweepers.

  59. avatar Dave says:

    First, they told us we couldn’t vote…

  60. avatar skrobie says:

    I can get behind this one. “feel the Bren!”

  61. avatar John Mauer says:

    This has Bren a long time coming ladies.

  62. avatar alex says:

    Synchronized swimming is so passè

  63. avatar VTAero says:

    The rifleman behind every blade of grass is only the first hurdle. The mama bear machine gun squads are next. They are most deadly if you poorly time your attack and interrupt their weekly spa sessions.

  64. avatar tmm says:

    Gives a whole new meaning to “riveting.”

  65. avatar Will Drider says:

    Jitter-bug? No, we only Rock and Roll!!!

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