Timmer took the prize last weekend and he’ll be toting his favorite shootin’ iron in a comfy new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one too, just enter the best option for the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Go.
Timmer took the prize last weekend and he’ll be toting his favorite shootin’ iron in a comfy new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one too, just enter the best option for the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Go.
Care to take me … oh, I mean this pistol for a spin?
It’s a gun site and I’m thinking of motor boats.
we have a winner…..LOL
“Hey Lucky, is this what you’re looking for?”
There’s a gun in that picture?
D’oh! Beat me to it! ?
“There was a lady in that gun picture?”
— Happily Married Man who wants to stay that way. 🙂
A whole lot of anti gun metros are suddenly having trouble fitting into their skinny jeans.
No, no they’re not…. :/
Now that there was some funny stuff.
PeirsonB,
You, sir, win the Intertubez for the day!
Dang, that’s funny!
Yes, that is a six shooter and I am glad to see you.
Let me introduce you to my little friend…….. and my 2 large friends.
Front sight……B r e a s t s
Winner !
Four laws? What four laws??
Let’s play spin the bottle. Oops! I’m all outta bottles.
Tres pistolas.
Is this your gun handsome? Why don’t you show me how it works?
I’ve got my own six shooter. Do you have anything else that’s hard, shoots straight and will fit in my hand?
Oooh … this is a definite front runner for the contest!
For all you guys who like old western movies, I think this was from Once Upon a Time in the West. One of my favorites with a young Charles Bronson and Peter Fonda.
Yup. That’s Claudia Cardinale. Quite the looker back in the day.
Yes…she usually had black hair. Still kicking at 78…
Thanks for the name.
Google images is my friend!
“Never bring a bra to a gun fight…”
Fortunately she brought the gun and left the bra. fortunately.
Is this the gun you lost in that unfortunate motorboating accident?
Winner.
I surrender.
This s a .45 and so am I.
Hey baby… wanna play a game of spin the peacemaker?
She thought she had disarmed me, but she didn’t realize that I was still packing a single shot that had put more than one pretty lady on her back.
Gun, what gun, let me take you for a spin!!
She walked into the bar with a pair of 44’s. Then she pulled her pistol.
Spring Break. 1873.
Call now and order the complete set of “Damsels Gone Wild” on daguerreotype!
What, this ole’ thing? I just threw it on for the hoedown! A girl can’t be too careful.
Three good holsters, one for the Colt.
Ma’am, you’re not shooting. In lieu of a plan, you should keep shooting.
Jesus Christ……
This will put lead in your pencil.
“Ah, baby, it looks like your six shooter is all shot out. Can I offer you a reload.”
If I pull your trigger will it go off?
Hey handsome… wanna be unsafe?
Classy. Subtle. Understated. Little risqué. Points out the gun safety issue. Daring hint of latex free future.
My vote for winner
Lucille! Come on safety pin, pop!
Dragline. I never saw a car wash the same after that.
How the west was really won.
“So it was a gun in your pocket…but it still looks like you’re happy to see me.”
Second choice:
“Does this holster make me look fat?”
The guns that won the west. And a Colt.
Well cowboy have you ever heard of a “Texas Shocker”?
I’ve got six reasons why you should keep walking…
This Colt ain’t the only thing I’ve got upholstered.
Your couch, too, I bet
Diamonds are not a girls best friend. With this gun I can get diamonds and gold and silver…….
Double barrel Dolley was a contemporary of Hickock, Hardin, Holiday and Earp.
Ready for our first date, darling?
3 gun
It’s OK if I bring this, right?
I so what that piece.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just the one thousandth internet dork to make a creepy junior high sex pun about my breasts?
“With guns like these, who cares about trigger discipline?”
Hey honey, a new study says men with peacemakers aren’t healthy enough for sex…wait “pacemakers” it says “pacemakers” you can have this back
3 little boys were sitting on the front porch. In the street were parked 2 Cadillacs. 1 silver and 1 gold.
1st little boy said “I wish I was covered in silver.” The other 2 said, “why?” He said. ” Then I could afford a silver caddy just like that.”
2nd little boy said “I wish I was covered in gold.” “Why?” said the others. ‘I could afford the gold colored one.”
3rd little boy said. “Wish I was covered in hair.” “Huh” said the puzled boys.
“Cause my older sister has a little patch of hair between her legs and she owns both those cars.”
What gun? I didn’t see a gun!
I’m the Range Safety Officer and if I catch you guys twirling your six shooters I will smack the crap outta you !
That does not look like her trigger finger in the trigger guard, Exactly what is she suggesting?
If you want to show me a good time, cowboy, you put your finger in the hole like this, and then twirl!
Hey, eyes up here!
Apparently Cosmopolitan’s “Don’t Date a Gunsplainer….Look at my Cleavage” series started much earlier than we knew
“If you read this in less than 10 seconds, you’re not a man.”
Can you put this in my holster?
The easy hammer gets the cock
Naw, I’ve never had a problem with going off half-cocked.
Make love and war.
Put your gun in my holster.
With a revolver, you don’t have to rack the slide. But, you can slide my rack anytime.
Slide a round in my chamber.
Her; If you don’t start looking me in the eyes, I’ll smack you in the side of the head with this pistol.
Him; You’ve got a pistol?
First thing that came to mind from seeing Black Arch logo is black mesa. 😛
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You all are crazy! I looked agin, looked so hard I got a headache, still aint seen no gun!
The original “Flash… Bang!” concept.
The wild west walk of shame.
What did you say about.not liking open carry?
OK, I get it now. Trick photography! Put your hand over the right half of the pic and a gun appears on the Left!
Could you help me put your pistol back in my holster?
Shall we see if my cans will fit on your pistol?
Honey, I got EVERYTHING you need!
“You up for a game of strip target shooting? If you hit six times out of six, I’ll lose the shirt.”
Clearly a bit behind on both her weapon and clothing retention training…
Looks like she is UP on shirt retention. VERY UP.
Gonna show her my O-face…
“Hey there, cowboy! Care to squeeze off a few rounds with me?”
Am I being reckless? Why don’t you come teach me a lesson
Dinners Ready
I don’t use protection either.
That is definitely a center mass I’d like to double tap.
Who needs Israeli supermodels?
Yeah, it’s a bit much trigger finger.
Wanna try?
F.O.C.U.S on the gun FOCUS.
Nothing like the feel of natural…..
wood grips, come feel them….
Safety? Don’t be shy and come closer. This is a single action, hammer is down and chamber is empty. I just want you to experience how holstering a gun feels.
Could you cock this for me?
I’ll bet you have no trigger discipline either about now, do you big boy.
pull!
Batteries not required….
Let’s go without protection tonight. Except for this colt.
Sponsored by a holster company… yeah, I see what you did there…..
Let’s practice our quick draws tonight. Just slide it in. And out. And in. And out.
“One of you boys order the .45 loooooong colt?”
I would double-tap that
Can I help reload that thang?
Let me be your “huckleberry”.
Why Kate, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
If all proctologists looked like this prostate cancer would be eradicated.
Molon Labe
Come and take it.
Hey Cowboy… pull my finger.
Which switch do you want to bang again?
” Here cowboy, keep your gun. I have two of my own.”
“That’s amazing, I *do* hate retention holsters! How in the world did you guess that?”
“Leave the gun, take the canoodle”
“Ma’am, the judges have decided you are qualified for today’s 3-Gun Match, even though two of your guns are over-caliber.”
Tired of the gay jokes the Lone Ranger traded Tonto in on a new sidekick. Silver approved too.
Gives Open Carry a whole new meaning.
In the old west the carnival ring toss was a slightly different game.
“i cant shoot. who cares?”
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