Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 29, 2016 130 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Timmer took the prize last weekend and he’ll be toting his favorite shootin’ iron in a comfy new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one too, just enter the best option for the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Go. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 130 COMMENTS Care to take me … oh, I mean this pistol for a spin? Reply It’s a gun site and I’m thinking of motor boats. Reply we have a winner…..LOL Reply “Hey Lucky, is this what you’re looking for?” Reply There’s a gun in that picture? Reply D’oh! Beat me to it! ? Reply “There was a lady in that gun picture?” — Happily Married Man who wants to stay that way. 🙂 Reply A whole lot of anti gun metros are suddenly having trouble fitting into their skinny jeans. Reply No, no they’re not…. :/ Reply Now that there was some funny stuff. Reply PeirsonB, You, sir, win the Intertubez for the day! Reply Dang, that’s funny! Reply Yes, that is a six shooter and I am glad to see you. Reply Let me introduce you to my little friend…….. and my 2 large friends. Reply Front sight……B r e a s t s Reply Winner ! Reply Four laws? What four laws?? Reply Let’s play spin the bottle. Oops! I’m all outta bottles. Reply Tres pistolas. Reply Is this your gun handsome? Why don’t you show me how it works? Reply I’ve got my own six shooter. Do you have anything else that’s hard, shoots straight and will fit in my hand? Reply Oooh … this is a definite front runner for the contest! Reply For all you guys who like old western movies, I think this was from Once Upon a Time in the West. One of my favorites with a young Charles Bronson and Peter Fonda. Reply Yup. That’s Claudia Cardinale. Quite the looker back in the day. Reply Yes…she usually had black hair. Still kicking at 78… Reply Thanks for the name. Google images is my friend! Reply “Never bring a bra to a gun fight…” Reply Fortunately she brought the gun and left the bra. fortunately. Reply Is this the gun you lost in that unfortunate motorboating accident? Reply Winner. Reply I surrender. Reply This s a .45 and so am I. Reply Hey baby… wanna play a game of spin the peacemaker? Reply She thought she had disarmed me, but she didn’t realize that I was still packing a single shot that had put more than one pretty lady on her back. Reply Gun, what gun, let me take you for a spin!! Reply She walked into the bar with a pair of 44’s. Then she pulled her pistol. Reply Spring Break. 1873. Reply Call now and order the complete set of “Damsels Gone Wild” on daguerreotype! Reply What, this ole’ thing? I just threw it on for the hoedown! A girl can’t be too careful. Reply Three good holsters, one for the Colt. Reply Ma’am, you’re not shooting. In lieu of a plan, you should keep shooting. Reply Jesus Christ…… Reply This will put lead in your pencil. Reply “Ah, baby, it looks like your six shooter is all shot out. Can I offer you a reload.” Reply If I pull your trigger will it go off? Reply Hey handsome… wanna be unsafe? Reply Classy. Subtle. Understated. Little risqué. Points out the gun safety issue. Daring hint of latex free future. My vote for winner Reply Lucille! Come on safety pin, pop! Reply Dragline. I never saw a car wash the same after that. Reply How the west was really won. Reply “So it was a gun in your pocket…but it still looks like you’re happy to see me.” Reply Second choice: “Does this holster make me look fat?” Reply The guns that won the west. And a Colt. Reply Well cowboy have you ever heard of a “Texas Shocker”? Reply I’ve got six reasons why you should keep walking… Reply This Colt ain’t the only thing I’ve got upholstered. Reply Your couch, too, I bet Reply Diamonds are not a girls best friend. With this gun I can get diamonds and gold and silver……. Reply Double barrel Dolley was a contemporary of Hickock, Hardin, Holiday and Earp. Reply Ready for our first date, darling? Reply 3 gun Reply It’s OK if I bring this, right? Reply I so what that piece. Reply Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just the one thousandth internet dork to make a creepy junior high sex pun about my breasts? Reply “With guns like these, who cares about trigger discipline?” Reply Hey honey, a new study says men with peacemakers aren’t healthy enough for sex…wait “pacemakers” it says “pacemakers” you can have this back Reply 3 little boys were sitting on the front porch. In the street were parked 2 Cadillacs. 1 silver and 1 gold. 1st little boy said “I wish I was covered in silver.” The other 2 said, “why?” He said. ” Then I could afford a silver caddy just like that.” 2nd little boy said “I wish I was covered in gold.” “Why?” said the others. ‘I could afford the gold colored one.” 3rd little boy said. “Wish I was covered in hair.” “Huh” said the puzled boys. “Cause my older sister has a little patch of hair between her legs and she owns both those cars.” Reply What gun? I didn’t see a gun! Reply I’m the Range Safety Officer and if I catch you guys twirling your six shooters I will smack the crap outta you ! Reply That does not look like her trigger finger in the trigger guard, Exactly what is she suggesting? Reply If you want to show me a good time, cowboy, you put your finger in the hole like this, and then twirl! Reply Hey, eyes up here! Reply Apparently Cosmopolitan’s “Don’t Date a Gunsplainer….Look at my Cleavage” series started much earlier than we knew Reply “If you read this in less than 10 seconds, you’re not a man.” Reply Can you put this in my holster? Reply The easy hammer gets the cock Reply Naw, I’ve never had a problem with going off half-cocked. Reply Make love and war. Reply Put your gun in my holster. Reply With a revolver, you don’t have to rack the slide. But, you can slide my rack anytime. Reply Slide a round in my chamber. Reply Her; If you don’t start looking me in the eyes, I’ll smack you in the side of the head with this pistol. Him; You’ve got a pistol? Reply First thing that came to mind from seeing Black Arch logo is black mesa. 😛 http://www.fasebonus.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/black-mesa-logo.png Reply You all are crazy! I looked agin, looked so hard I got a headache, still aint seen no gun! Reply The original “Flash… Bang!” concept. Reply The wild west walk of shame. Reply What did you say about.not liking open carry? Reply OK, I get it now. Trick photography! Put your hand over the right half of the pic and a gun appears on the Left! Reply Could you help me put your pistol back in my holster? Reply Shall we see if my cans will fit on your pistol? Reply Honey, I got EVERYTHING you need! Reply “You up for a game of strip target shooting? If you hit six times out of six, I’ll lose the shirt.” Reply Clearly a bit behind on both her weapon and clothing retention training… Reply Looks like she is UP on shirt retention. VERY UP. Reply Gonna show her my O-face… Reply “Hey there, cowboy! Care to squeeze off a few rounds with me?” Reply Am I being reckless? Why don’t you come teach me a lesson Reply Dinners Ready Reply I don’t use protection either. Reply That is definitely a center mass I’d like to double tap. Reply Who needs Israeli supermodels? Reply Yeah, it’s a bit much trigger finger. Reply Wanna try? Reply F.O.C.U.S on the gun FOCUS. Reply Nothing like the feel of natural….. wood grips, come feel them…. Reply Safety? Don’t be shy and come closer. This is a single action, hammer is down and chamber is empty. I just want you to experience how holstering a gun feels. Reply Could you cock this for me? Reply I’ll bet you have no trigger discipline either about now, do you big boy. Reply pull! Reply Batteries not required…. Reply Let’s go without protection tonight. Except for this colt. Reply Sponsored by a holster company… yeah, I see what you did there….. Reply Let’s practice our quick draws tonight. Just slide it in. And out. And in. And out. Reply “One of you boys order the .45 loooooong colt?” Reply I would double-tap that Reply Can I help reload that thang? Reply Let me be your “huckleberry”. Why Kate, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd. Reply If all proctologists looked like this prostate cancer would be eradicated. Reply Molon Labe Reply Come and take it. Reply Hey Cowboy… pull my finger. Reply Which switch do you want to bang again? Reply ” Here cowboy, keep your gun. I have two of my own.” Reply “That’s amazing, I *do* hate retention holsters! How in the world did you guess that?” Reply “Leave the gun, take the canoodle” Reply “Ma’am, the judges have decided you are qualified for today’s 3-Gun Match, even though two of your guns are over-caliber.” Reply Tired of the gay jokes the Lone Ranger traded Tonto in on a new sidekick. Silver approved too. Reply Gives Open Carry a whole new meaning. Reply In the old west the carnival ring toss was a slightly different game. Reply “i cant shoot. who cares?” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.