Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Timmer took the prize last weekend and he’ll be toting his favorite shootin’ iron in a comfy new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one too, just enter the best option for the above photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Go.



  1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Care to take me … oh, I mean this pistol for a spin?

  2. avatar jwm says:

    It’s a gun site and I’m thinking of motor boats.

    1. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

      we have a winner…..LOL

  3. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Hey Lucky, is this what you’re looking for?”

  4. avatar Rigged, For' and Aft says:

    There’s a gun in that picture?

    1. avatar Benny the Jew says:

      D’oh! Beat me to it! ?

    2. avatar Bob315 says:

      “There was a lady in that gun picture?”

      — Happily Married Man who wants to stay that way. 🙂

  5. avatar jwm says:

    A whole lot of anti gun metros are suddenly having trouble fitting into their skinny jeans.

    1. avatar peirsonb says:

      No, no they’re not…. :/

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Now that there was some funny stuff.

      2. avatar uncommon_sense says:


        You, sir, win the Intertubez for the day!

      3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Dang, that’s funny!

  6. avatar Sgt Bill says:

    Yes, that is a six shooter and I am glad to see you.

  7. avatar Boz says:

    Let me introduce you to my little friend…….. and my 2 large friends.

  8. avatar MurrDog says:

    Front sight……B r e a s t s

  9. avatar Steve R says:

    Four laws? What four laws??

  10. avatar Smoke Jensen says:

    Let’s play spin the bottle. Oops! I’m all outta bottles.

  11. avatar Frank Waturi says:

    Tres pistolas.

  12. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Is this your gun handsome? Why don’t you show me how it works?

  13. avatar JHRC says:

    I’ve got my own six shooter. Do you have anything else that’s hard, shoots straight and will fit in my hand?

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Oooh … this is a definite front runner for the contest!

  14. avatar Mr. Woodcock says:

    For all you guys who like old western movies, I think this was from Once Upon a Time in the West. One of my favorites with a young Charles Bronson and Peter Fonda.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Yup. That’s Claudia Cardinale. Quite the looker back in the day.

      1. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

        Yes…she usually had black hair. Still kicking at 78…

      2. avatar Curtis in IL says:

        Thanks for the name.
        Google images is my friend!

  15. avatar Phantom72 says:

    “Never bring a bra to a gun fight…”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Fortunately she brought the gun and left the bra. fortunately.

  16. avatar Ing says:

    Is this the gun you lost in that unfortunate motorboating accident?

    1. avatar Curtis in IL says:


  17. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    I surrender.

  18. avatar Bob Ross says:

    This s a .45 and so am I.

  19. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Hey baby… wanna play a game of spin the peacemaker?

  20. avatar JHRC says:

    She thought she had disarmed me, but she didn’t realize that I was still packing a single shot that had put more than one pretty lady on her back.

  21. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Gun, what gun, let me take you for a spin!!

  22. avatar jwm says:

    She walked into the bar with a pair of 44’s. Then she pulled her pistol.

  23. avatar jwm says:

    Spring Break. 1873.

    1. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

      Call now and order the complete set of “Damsels Gone Wild” on daguerreotype!

  24. avatar Defens says:

    What, this ole’ thing? I just threw it on for the hoedown! A girl can’t be too careful.

  25. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Three good holsters, one for the Colt.

  26. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Ma’am, you’re not shooting. In lieu of a plan, you should keep shooting.

  27. avatar Eric says:

    Jesus Christ……

  28. avatar Jimmyjames says:

    This will put lead in your pencil.

  29. avatar MarkF says:

    “Ah, baby, it looks like your six shooter is all shot out. Can I offer you a reload.”

  30. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    If I pull your trigger will it go off?

  31. avatar JW says:

    Hey handsome… wanna be unsafe?

    1. avatar Lib lurker says:

      Classy. Subtle. Understated. Little risqué. Points out the gun safety issue. Daring hint of latex free future.

      My vote for winner

  32. avatar M.PA says:

    Lucille! Come on safety pin, pop!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Dragline. I never saw a car wash the same after that.

  33. avatar jwm says:

    How the west was really won.

  34. avatar Cliff H says:

    “So it was a gun in your pocket…but it still looks like you’re happy to see me.”

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      Second choice:

      “Does this holster make me look fat?”

  35. avatar peirsonb says:

    The guns that won the west. And a Colt.

  36. avatar samuraichatter says:

    Well cowboy have you ever heard of a “Texas Shocker”?

  37. avatar Jody says:

    I’ve got six reasons why you should keep walking…

  38. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    This Colt ain’t the only thing I’ve got upholstered.

    1. avatar Chief Master says:

      Your couch, too, I bet

  39. avatar jwm says:

    Diamonds are not a girls best friend. With this gun I can get diamonds and gold and silver…….

  40. avatar jwm says:

    Double barrel Dolley was a contemporary of Hickock, Hardin, Holiday and Earp.

  41. avatar Chad W Christenson says:

    Ready for our first date, darling?

  42. avatar Steve Huffstutler says:

    3 gun

  43. avatar Chad W Christenson says:

    It’s OK if I bring this, right?

  44. avatar Stoopid1 says:

    I so what that piece.

  45. avatar Blindman says:

    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just the one thousandth internet dork to make a creepy junior high sex pun about my breasts?

  46. avatar WRH says:

    “With guns like these, who cares about trigger discipline?”

  47. avatar Photoguy says:

    Hey honey, a new study says men with peacemakers aren’t healthy enough for sex…wait “pacemakers” it says “pacemakers” you can have this back

  48. avatar jwm says:

    3 little boys were sitting on the front porch. In the street were parked 2 Cadillacs. 1 silver and 1 gold.

    1st little boy said “I wish I was covered in silver.” The other 2 said, “why?” He said. ” Then I could afford a silver caddy just like that.”

    2nd little boy said “I wish I was covered in gold.” “Why?” said the others. ‘I could afford the gold colored one.”

    3rd little boy said. “Wish I was covered in hair.” “Huh” said the puzled boys.

    “Cause my older sister has a little patch of hair between her legs and she owns both those cars.”

  49. avatar Paul53 says:

    What gun? I didn’t see a gun!

  50. avatar River Walker says:

    I’m the Range Safety Officer and if I catch you guys twirling your six shooters I will smack the crap outta you !

  51. avatar onezero says:

    That does not look like her trigger finger in the trigger guard, Exactly what is she suggesting?

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      If you want to show me a good time, cowboy, you put your finger in the hole like this, and then twirl!

  52. avatar B320 says:

    Hey, eyes up here!

  53. avatar James says:

    Apparently Cosmopolitan’s “Don’t Date a Gunsplainer….Look at my Cleavage” series started much earlier than we knew

  54. avatar Stu in AZ says:

    “If you read this in less than 10 seconds, you’re not a man.”

  55. avatar Wright says:

    Can you put this in my holster?

  56. avatar Isaiah Nelson says:

    The easy hammer gets the cock

  57. avatar Gtr says:

    Naw, I’ve never had a problem with going off half-cocked.

  58. avatar Wright says:

    Make love and war.

  59. avatar Wright says:

    Put your gun in my holster.

  60. avatar Wright says:

    With a revolver, you don’t have to rack the slide. But, you can slide my rack anytime.

  61. avatar Wright says:

    Slide a round in my chamber.

  62. avatar Mark says:

    Her; If you don’t start looking me in the eyes, I’ll smack you in the side of the head with this pistol.
    Him; You’ve got a pistol?

  63. avatar Arc says:

    First thing that came to mind from seeing Black Arch logo is black mesa. 😛

  64. avatar Paul53 says:

    You all are crazy! I looked agin, looked so hard I got a headache, still aint seen no gun!

  65. The original “Flash… Bang!” concept.

  66. avatar M3thodical says:

    The wild west walk of shame.

  67. avatar Wright says:

    What did you say about.not liking open carry?

  68. avatar Paul53 says:

    OK, I get it now. Trick photography! Put your hand over the right half of the pic and a gun appears on the Left!

  69. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    Could you help me put your pistol back in my holster?

  70. avatar MattG says:

    Shall we see if my cans will fit on your pistol?

  71. avatar jimmyp says:

    Honey, I got EVERYTHING you need!

  72. avatar Steffen says:

    “You up for a game of strip target shooting? If you hit six times out of six, I’ll lose the shirt.”

  73. avatar AaronW says:

    Clearly a bit behind on both her weapon and clothing retention training…

    1. avatar Wright says:

      Looks like she is UP on shirt retention. VERY UP.

  74. avatar Phil LA says:

    Gonna show her my O-face…

  75. avatar MikeP says:

    “Hey there, cowboy! Care to squeeze off a few rounds with me?”

  76. avatar Lib lurker says:

    Am I being reckless? Why don’t you come teach me a lesson

  77. avatar David T says:

    Dinners Ready

  78. avatar matt says:

    I don’t use protection either.

  79. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    That is definitely a center mass I’d like to double tap.

  80. avatar jwm says:

    Who needs Israeli supermodels?

  81. avatar some dude says:

    Yeah, it’s a bit much trigger finger.

  82. avatar Smith Wesson says:

    Wanna try?

  83. avatar Socrates says:

    F.O.C.U.S on the gun FOCUS.

  84. avatar Socrates says:

    Nothing like the feel of natural…..
    wood grips, come feel them….

  85. avatar Socrates says:

    Safety? Don’t be shy and come closer. This is a single action, hammer is down and chamber is empty. I just want you to experience how holstering a gun feels.

  86. avatar Ed says:

    Could you cock this for me?

  87. avatar Craig says:

    I’ll bet you have no trigger discipline either about now, do you big boy.

  88. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:


  89. avatar Marcus says:

    Batteries not required….

  90. avatar Wright says:

    Let’s go without protection tonight. Except for this colt.

  91. avatar Mercutio says:

    Sponsored by a holster company… yeah, I see what you did there…..

  92. avatar Wright says:

    Let’s practice our quick draws tonight. Just slide it in. And out. And in. And out.

  93. avatar J in NC says:

    “One of you boys order the .45 loooooong colt?”

  94. avatar CRF says:

    I would double-tap that

  95. avatar Paul53 says:

    Can I help reload that thang?

  96. avatar samuraichatter says:

    Let me be your “huckleberry”.

    Why Kate, you’re not wearing a bustle. How lewd.

    1. avatar samuraichatter says:

      If all proctologists looked like this prostate cancer would be eradicated.

  97. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    Molon Labe

  98. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    Come and take it.

  99. avatar Right to Arm Bears says:

    Hey Cowboy… pull my finger.

  100. avatar TheOtherMatt says:

    Which switch do you want to bang again?

  101. avatar Tim M says:

    ” Here cowboy, keep your gun. I have two of my own.”

  102. avatar navillus says:

    “That’s amazing, I *do* hate retention holsters! How in the world did you guess that?”

  103. avatar navillus says:

    “Leave the gun, take the canoodle”

  104. avatar navillus says:

    “Ma’am, the judges have decided you are qualified for today’s 3-Gun Match, even though two of your guns are over-caliber.”

  105. avatar jwm says:

    Tired of the gay jokes the Lone Ranger traded Tonto in on a new sidekick. Silver approved too.

  106. avatar jwm says:

    Gives Open Carry a whole new meaning.

  107. avatar jwm says:

    In the old west the carnival ring toss was a slightly different game.

  108. avatar badwolf says:

    “i cant shoot. who cares?”

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