Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 30, 2016 50 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ You can win a Black Arch holster by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight. Have at it. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR An Actual Dream Gun…My Grandfather’s Hand-Me-Down Shotgun Today Is Your Last Chance to Win NSSF’s +One Gearbox Giveaway The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal 50 COMMENTS “Ohh you want the Nacho Libré set. This is Flash Gordon.” Reply GAS Bombs signage authorizes, however if that was you….get over there. Reply Never-before seen photo of Ryan Lochte’s Brazilian robbery. Reply A bad hair day is no excuse… Put that bonnet back on that baby!!! Reply “Target released this photo Tuesday, purportedly showing the plight of transgender people before the retailer changed it’s bathroom policy…more at 11.” Reply Okay, Johnny, are you sure that this the guy who grabbed your tushy at ballet class? Reply Stop resisting! Reply #blackphasersmatter? Reply I got nothing that beats ‘GAS BOMBS – for emergency use only’. Reply Hurry up, Joe. My girlfriend Miss Universe is waiting in the get-a-way car. Reply Aren’t you supposed to announce the winner from last weekend? Reply Buster was a real crab when I shoved that raygun in his side…hey jwm I have no use for a holster. Whadda’ you do with yours in commiefornia?? Reply I’ll never tell. Reply Quick, pull my finger. I’ll show this guy a real gas bomb. Reply The ambiguously gay duo ask for directions. Reply Fart again in the hose kid otherwise I can’t shoot!! The other option would be “If the caliber of the gun is the same size as that bulge in your pants, go ahead and shoot.” Reply Well, there is a sign warning about gas bombs… Reply I don’t care if you are Buck Rogers, that’s some horrible trigger discipline Reply “We caught him because he zigged when he shoulda zagged – dead giveaway” Reply Alright, pal, enough is enough: He dealt it, and I don’t give a damn who smelt it. Got that? Reply He’s wearing a ballistic dickey: Always remember to go for a belly shot. Reply You headgear and tux are so gay I could spit. Now take them off and give them to me or else…! Reply Hey Mr. ÀTFE agent It’s not really a spud gun so it’s legal. Reply “With your help this election, we can get assault rifles, like these fully automatic AR-Glocks-buzz word machine guns/death machines off the streets. This message brought to you by the always factual clinton administration.” Reply You guys aren’t supposed to have those, ya know. Reply Are you sure I should hold my trigger finger like this? Why? Reply Say Michael Phelps again, I dare you….. Reply Bad guy, “Hey look! Is that a pair of Cabot Big Bang 1911s?!” Good guy, “Nice try buddy! Everybody knows those are just non-functional safe queens and wouldn’t be seen in public.” Reply I’m Rick James bitch. Give me a no-look high-one. Reply “Listen up buckaroo, there’s a strict limit on silly outfits in these parts. Now git!” Reply Give us your clothes! Wait, never mind, they’re even worse than ours… Reply He’s gonna play the yo-yo, and there’s nothing you can do about it! Reply After their embarrassing first attempt at crime fighting, Batman and Robin lose the gun and cover their faces in shame. Reply “Am I sure? Of course, I’m sure! Go look for yourself! Remington dropped off a whole boxload of these things just this morning!” Reply Your credits or your life! Reply Last time I’m gonna ask. Where can I buy that dickie? Reply #blackhatsmatter Reply That was your mater plan Mordo? Farting in to klein bottles? Go stand in the corner and think of something better. Reply “We just ate at that Mexican place over there.” Reply Buck..”Go fill up those gas bombs!” Black beanie guy..”I can’t today. I used ‘Beano!'” Reply “If you want to upgrade to an AR-500 chest plate, the store is that-a-way” Reply No, his is a fart gun. Reply Gas bombs for me, but not for thee. Reply Go over there with the other ninja wannabes! Reply This is the new Mark IV … you’ll never bust inspection with a dirty Ruger again! Reply Did you steal this kid’s codpiece? Reply Alright, get over there! And for the last time take my mom’s bra off your head! Reply “mom left me in charge, and i say it’s your bedtime!” Reply “the ad was for a bottom.” Reply The kid told me to gut-shoot you . Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.