Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


You can win a Black Arch holster by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight. Have at it.



  1. “Ohh you want the Nacho Libré set. This is Flash Gordon.”

  2. avatar mk10108 says:

    GAS Bombs signage authorizes, however if that was you….get over there.

  3. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Never-before seen photo of Ryan Lochte’s Brazilian robbery.

  4. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    A bad hair day is no excuse… Put that bonnet back on that baby!!!

  5. avatar strych9 says:

    “Target released this photo Tuesday, purportedly showing the plight of transgender people before the retailer changed it’s bathroom policy…more at 11.”

  6. avatar Ralph says:

    Okay, Johnny, are you sure that this the guy who grabbed your tushy at ballet class?

  7. avatar MLee says:

    Stop resisting!

    1. avatar strych9 says:


  8. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    I got nothing that beats ‘GAS BOMBS – for emergency use only’.

  9. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Hurry up, Joe. My girlfriend Miss Universe is waiting in the get-a-way car.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Aren’t you supposed to announce the winner from last weekend?

    1. avatar former water walker says:

      Buster was a real crab when I shoved that raygun in his side…hey jwm I have no use for a holster. Whadda’ you do with yours in commiefornia??

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I’ll never tell.

  11. avatar ScholarCat says:

    Quick, pull my finger. I’ll show this guy a real gas bomb.

  12. avatar pieslapper says:

    The ambiguously gay duo ask for directions.

  13. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Fart again in the hose kid otherwise I can’t shoot!!

    The other option would be “If the caliber of the gun is the same size as that bulge in your pants, go ahead and shoot.”

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      Well, there is a sign warning about gas bombs…

  14. avatar dph says:

    I don’t care if you are Buck Rogers, that’s some horrible trigger discipline

  15. avatar AaronW says:

    “We caught him because he zigged when he shoulda zagged – dead giveaway”

  16. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Alright, pal, enough is enough: He dealt it, and I don’t give a damn who smelt it. Got that?

  17. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    He’s wearing a ballistic dickey: Always remember to go for a belly shot.

  18. avatar Alfonso A. Rodriguez says:

    You headgear and tux are so gay I could spit. Now take them off and give them to me or else…!

  19. avatar Magicmanmb says:

    Hey Mr. ÀTFE agent It’s not really a spud gun so it’s legal.

  20. avatar Pete says:

    “With your help this election, we can get assault rifles, like these fully automatic AR-Glocks-buzz word machine guns/death machines off the streets. This message brought to you by the always factual clinton administration.”

  21. avatar ^Sammy says:

    You guys aren’t supposed to have those, ya know.

  22. avatar Darrell KS says:

    Are you sure I should hold my trigger finger like this? Why?

  23. avatar James69 says:

    Say Michael Phelps again, I dare you…..

  24. avatar Big Al says:

    Bad guy, “Hey look! Is that a pair of Cabot Big Bang 1911s?!” Good guy, “Nice try buddy! Everybody knows those are just non-functional safe queens and wouldn’t be seen in public.”

  25. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’m Rick James bitch. Give me a no-look high-one.

  26. avatar Kirk says:

    “Listen up buckaroo, there’s a strict limit on silly outfits in these parts. Now git!”

  27. avatar JW says:

    Give us your clothes! Wait, never mind, they’re even worse than ours…

  28. avatar AMP says:

    He’s gonna play the yo-yo, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

  29. avatar Sam Wright says:

    After their embarrassing first attempt at crime fighting, Batman and Robin lose the gun and cover their faces in shame.

  30. avatar David says:

    “Am I sure? Of course, I’m sure! Go look for yourself! Remington dropped off a whole boxload of these things just this morning!”

  31. avatar AlmostESQ. says:

    Your credits or your life!

  32. avatar Erik says:

    Last time I’m gonna ask. Where can I buy that dickie?

  33. avatar Xopher says:


  34. avatar Penetty says:

    That was your mater plan Mordo? Farting in to klein bottles? Go stand in the corner and think of something better.

  35. avatar SteveInCO says:

    “We just ate at that Mexican place over there.”

  36. avatar engineear says:

    Buck..”Go fill up those gas bombs!”
    Black beanie guy..”I can’t today. I used ‘Beano!'”

  37. avatar AaronW says:

    “If you want to upgrade to an AR-500 chest plate, the store is that-a-way”

  38. avatar Lance F says:

    No, his is a fart gun.

  39. avatar SouthAl says:

    Gas bombs for me, but not for thee.

  40. avatar SouthAl says:

    Go over there with the other ninja wannabes!

  41. avatar PK says:

    This is the new Mark IV … you’ll never bust inspection with a dirty Ruger again!

  42. avatar An English Person says:

    Did you steal this kid’s codpiece?

  43. avatar Smitty22gunr says:

    Alright, get over there! And for the last time take my mom’s bra off your head!

  44. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “mom left me in charge, and i say it’s your bedtime!”

  45. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “the ad was for a bottom.”

  46. avatar treefroggy says:

    The kid told me to gut-shoot you .

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