Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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Matt in SC won last week’s contest. You can win this week’s by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Have at it.



  1. avatar junkman says:

    At Least These Girls Are Ready For Syrian Male ‘Refugees’

  2. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    If the Auqa Net shipment doesn’t arrive today there’s going to be trouble!!!

  3. avatar Eric says:

    “Sorry you lot, Freddie Mercury’s nailed it. Off you go!”

  4. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    My grandfather’s girlfriends, photo taken by his ex-wife! That was why he moved to California for several years.

    1. avatar Rusty Chains says:

      I know this because the lady in the middle is my great aunt (yes that caused some trouble) the photo was taken at her house. The brick drive was still in use years later when Dad use to drop me there when he and Mom went off to out of town regattas. The major downside to being left there for my brother and I was my aunt firmly believed in prune juice!

  5. avatar Phil LA says:

    What shoes?

  6. avatar jwm says:

    “We shall fight them on the beaches………and apparently we’re fighting them in the girls dormitory, also.”

    If memory serves this photo or one very much like it has already been used on the caption contest. Have we used up the interwebz, already?

  7. avatar Cliff H says:

    Winter’s comin’. Half of us got furs and we ain’t quittin’ till everyone’s warm and cozy.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    The girls at Miss Framinghams school decided it was too much trouble to avoid stupid people in stupid places doing stupid things.

    They instead decided to out gun stupid. Stupid became very scarce in their quiet little part of the world.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    When all Ralph’s exes got together Ralph decided it was time to join Farago in Texas.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      If all my exes had guns, I’d already be in Austin — in the Oakwood Cemetery.

  10. avatar Ing says:

    The Social Justice Warriors are all in their safe space — behind us.

  11. avatar Ranger Rick says:

    Girl on the right in the Leopard coat needs a Tommy Gun, I love Leopard skin.

  12. avatar tmm says:

    Daphne went sailing, Josephine got some Sugar.

  13. avatar PeterK says:

    Sorry boys, we only like big guns.

  14. avatar stevor says:

    Isn’t this what you wanted us to bring for the Pole Dance?

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “This is my rifle, this is my……….wait a second, girls, that doesn’t work.”

  16. avatar PeterW says:

    We’re here to join the “He-man womin-haterz club”

  17. avatar BLAMMO says:

    .223 skidoo

  18. avatar Chris Erickson says:

    This is not The Magnificent Seven. This is the Magnificent Seven Ladies. They will out-shoot, out-hunt and out dress you. They bring home the venison…fry it up in a pan…and make you forget they arent a man!

  19. avatar MikeyTX says:

    One in the middle is Emilie ………….

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Your prom date?

  20. avatar michael says:

    Wearing these trenchcoats is the only we can conceal carry these gats!

  21. avatar Mecha75 says:

    PETA, keep your blood to yourselves before we make you spill it.

  22. avatar michael says:

    Wearing these trenchcoats is the only way we can conceal these gats!

  23. avatar jwm says:

    Pantie Raid? Go ahead, we dare you.

  24. avatar Greg says:

    Chicks love the long gun.

  25. avatar b72512ga says:

    This is our “safe place”.

  26. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    To be a lady of class, sophistication and education one must know how to handle a rifle.

  27. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Sadie Hawkins day!

  28. avatar Ralph says:

    You can’t catch a man with a gun — but you can slow him down pretty good.

  29. avatar TrinityIXP says:

    Long live the Winchester 52!

    1. avatar TrinityIXP says:

      Until 1980.

  30. avatar TomD says:

    The “Jamie’s Gang”

  31. avatar Larry Beavers says:

    Only the best shooting mat will do!

  32. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Needless to say, nobody messed with the women of the Peaky Blinders.

  33. avatar Somebody Special says:

    How the women’s liberation movement was actually started…

  34. avatar Silvio I says:

    Alright, where is “our” ex?

  35. avatar Stuart says:

    Scared??–Who’s scared??

  36. avatar anonymoose says:

    “The local Anti-PETA Brigade demonstrates their unwillingness to give up their furs”

  37. avatar LHW says:

    Hillary’s first sorority wasn’t what she expected.

  38. avatar SouthAl says:

    I married my wife 30 minutes after we met. This is a photo of my wife and her bridesmaids, one hour before the wedding.

  39. avatar SouthAl says:

    Divorce is not an option.

  40. avatar SouthAl says:


  41. avatar SouthAl says:

    “What are your intentions toward our sister?”

  42. avatar Mr. Hand says:

    “We will fight for the right to use the bathrooms that match our gender identity!”

  43. avatar JW says:

    So… about that child support.

  44. avatar AaronW says:

    The “Yardbirds” before taking up guitars and drums.

  45. avatar Brian says:

    “I’m a strong independent woman that don’t need no man”

  46. avatar Penetty says:

    The Batley Townswomen’s Guild’s Reenactment of the Battle of the Bulge.

  47. avatar Kenny S says:

    Howard Stern (far right) and his staff take a few moments for a photo shoot as they prepare for a typical day’s show.

  48. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    The new initiates of the Ladies of Trenton Trenchcoat Society just before their required “Snipe” hunt, circa 1946…..

  49. avatar Scott M says:

    The right answer to “rape culture”.

  50. avatar Frank says:

    Hillary, send Bill out and No one gets hurt.

  51. avatar Steve Kreitler says:

    “Tilly was embarrassed at forgetting to bring her most important accessory, so she tried to hide behind the other girls and hope no one noticed”.

  52. It’s about time the trans-gendered community armed itself.

  53. avatar onezero says:

    Pi Beta Phi Sorority Rush Committee, 1921.

  54. avatar racer88 says:

    “We’re looking for the @$$**** who did our hair.”

  55. avatar jwm says:

    Ted Bundy’s worst nightmare.

  56. avatar ed says:

    The real reason guns are so highly regulated in the U.K.

  57. avatar jwm says:

    “Yes, ladies, I completely understand they’re only .22s. So that’s why today we learn volley fire.”

  58. avatar navillus says:

    After the bad guys capture the Lone Ranger, they give him one last wish, which he whispers into his horse Silver’s ear.
    A half hour later, Silver shows up from town & says- “I wasn’t sure if your last wish was for p*ssy or posse, so I brought these guys!”

  59. avatar drmrs says:

    We learned our gun training before the transgender surgery.

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