AK-74 Bling, Russian Style

When it comes to the allure of weighing your gun down tricking your gun out with accessories, it seems even the Russians aren’t immune these days. After you watch Vladimir Putin solemnly examining a ‘state of the art’ airsoft gun, zoom to 0:4o to see what happens when the Автомат Калашникова meets the дешевле, чем грязь* catalog.  It’s a good thing it features ‘reinforced plastic’ because that much tactical gadgetry might snap the barrel off an M2 .50-caliber machine gun. Please tell me no Russian soldier actually thinks this thing is cool. Does the Russian language have a term for ‘Mall Ninja?’

h/t Cheaper Than Dirt


  1. avatar Aharon says:

    I’m surprised the Russian manufacturer didn’t didn’t follow normal Russian protocol and have one or two hot young women holding the AK-74.

  2. avatar Ordine Nuovo says:

    Google translate;

    “Mall Ninja” = “FPSRussia”

    1. avatar Chris Dumm says:


  3. avatar Jeff O. says:

    In Soviet Russia, trigger controls you!

    …err…well, something like that.

  4. avatar TUCO says:

    I have one of the prototype Hellhounds made by IO Inc. it has a quad rail system that allows you to mount pretty much anything you want on it.

  5. avatar Ralph says:

    Last week, I mounted an unmanned aerial vehicle to my AR. It’s probably just west of Omaha right about now.

  6. avatar Chris Dumm says:

    If it costs a million Rubles, I can probably buy it at Target for $49.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      You overpaid.

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