Oh…my…Gawd! Someone’s clearly going to have to get Moms Demand Action back into gear on the Staples front. Reader Phil D. notes that the office supply chain is brazenly selling these parabellum-styled ear buds — to anyone who wants them! But be careful. Popping these in while sitting in your office cubicle could earn you a trip to the human resources office. And don’t even think about strolling across your high school campus blasting Swedish House Mafia through a pair of these things unless you want to get suspended. Clearly, Shannon and her hoplophobic harridans have been slacking off. Maybe it’s because she’s been too busy . . .
attending meaningless PR gestures like the President’s CNN “no one wants to take your guns!” snoozefest.
This is the kind of thing that can happen when you’re more interested in self aggrandizement and having your ego stroked than limiting Americans’ Constitutionally protected civil rights. Wait…maybe that’s a good thing. Thanks, Obama!