Well…that’s a bit of a stretch. We’ll do that, if by “give” we mean “sell” and “shirt” we mean “t-shirt, cap, or jacket” and by “off our backs” to mean “straight from the TTAG Armed Intelligentsia Overstocked Warehouse & Range.” So have you seen our new merchandise? The shirts – heavy weight, 100% cotton (none of that pansy-ass Polyester for our bunch). And it’s a limited edition – after the first 200 shirts, they are gone, baby, gone. The caps – FlexFit-style, two-sizes fit all. And the jackets? Be the envy of every over-eager ATF agent on your block. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and buy something. You know you want to.
THANK YOU for correctly identifying the item as a “CAP”, when everybody else in the whole wide world keeps calling it a “HAT”!!!
When I was a kid, my father taught me the difference between a “cap” and a “hat”.
But, now a days, it sure looks like no one else learned that.
We aim to please. (No pun intended.) ‘Round these parts, we have a love, respect and admiration for the English language, and we really try our level best not to mangle it. Thanks for noticing.
Sorry, need 4XL (tent-sized)… working on it.