Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Winchester Can Koozie

Last week’s prize went to MadeInUSA. This week’s champ will receive a metallic can koozie courtesy Winchester Ammunition. Just enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday to be eligible. Good luck.


  1. avatar AaronW says:

    “I’m not sure what a “can koozie” is, but I think see one on the horizon.

  2. avatar DonS says:

    “Yes, boys, Adam was born in the East – but he’s family, so we’d best not shoot him.”

  3. avatar DonS says:

    “Yes, boys, Adam was born in the east – but he’s family, so we’d best not shoot him.”

  4. avatar Mark N. says:

    It’s those damn nosey neighbors from the GVP again. Ready, boys?

  5. avatar DavidT says:

    “Zombies??? You didn’t tell me there were going to be zombies!!”

  6. avatar Bill Andrews says:

    WTH!! That deer is shooting back!!

  7. avatar DonS says:

    “Yes, boys, I know Adam was born in the East – but he’s family, so we can’t shoot him.”

  8. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “I told ya, pa, I ain’t never seen her before an’ I don’t care how late she is.”

    “That’s a double negative, Hoss.”

    “I know, pa.”

  9. avatar BC says:

    Guy in middle: These here are our cows and we’ll be the ones milking them!

    Guy on left: Wait, you’ve been milking the steers?

    Guy on right: *burp* I don’t feel so good

    1. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

      This one gets my vote heh heh

    2. avatar TheOriginal JohnO says:

      Steers wouldn’t actually have anything to milk.

      1. avatar BC says:

        Don’t know if serious…

        I’m not going to draw you the picture.

        1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

          a picture wouldn’t help.

        2. avatar Anflax says:

          A steer has already been castrated.

  10. avatar notguiltfree says:

    They’d better stay on their side of the Border!!!

  11. avatar DannyH says:

    Go ahead, Kneel. I dare you. Do it.

  12. avatar Jon Ren says:

    Stay back! I will protect my receding hairline with extreme prejudice!!!

  13. avatar Defens says:

    Ben: “Hold yer fire, boys! I think that’s another one of Little Joe’s tragic fiances.”
    Little Joe: “Aw Hell, looks like I need to go crawl around on the ground with an anguished look for another episode….”

  14. avatar JDH says:

    Pa? Whuddya mean Adam changed his name to Chelsea and he’s a wearin’ dresses now?

  15. avatar Kenneth says:

    “Don’t make us shoot you with these empty Henrys!”
    (You can tell they’re empty by the lack of the follower tab. On the Henry the tab is on the magazine follower and will be up by the muzzle on a full mag, and against the receiver on an empty. Under Hoss and Little Joe’s off hands in this example. With a higher resolution photo we’d also be able to see Loren Green’s revolver has no bullets showing in the cylinder…)

  16. avatar skiff says:

    Adam ran off with Eve. Let’s get her!

  17. avatar skiff says:

    Their reaction after they found out that Ben’s contract with Purina Dog Chow wasn’t renewed.

  18. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “hop AND sing!”

  19. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Ben, you loser! You know the Gen5 is out. Get with the times.

  20. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “still nothing? ok boys, let’s take three more steps towards the barn.”

  21. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    Looks like Mongo cleaned up his act. Good for him.

  22. avatar ScholarCat says:

    The Original Three Amigos

  23. avatar Ranger Rick says:

    Nice and slow there Mr. Yankee Man, you ain’t from around here.

  24. avatar Roymond says:

    “Take the shot already — we can’t hold these poses for long!”
    “We’re waitin’ for the kid to look mean.”

  25. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    If only the prize was coos instead of koozie.

  26. avatar srirachapocalypse says:

    “Hand over all your assless chaps and nobody gets hurt!”

  27. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    ‘it’s the post man sayin’ something about a suppressed muzzleloader…”

  28. avatar Kilo says:

    1 pistol , 2 rifles and about 40 gallons of hat . These gents are ready !

  29. avatar Ima Yeti says:

    See Paw! Theys that guy with the lights and camera box that’s been folerin us around!

  30. avatar 300BlackoutFan says:

    Early Ghostbusters hunting the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man

  31. avatar Andy says:

    Paw…is that the Antifa?

  32. avatar Hank says:

    🎵 “I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy…”

  33. avatar Craig Moore says:

    Pa! Why’s the Sheriff got his finger off his trigger?

  34. avatar Chazbo says:

    “It’s called shooting Skeet. S’kinda hard, but if we all try at the same

  35. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit Hop Sing! How many times we told you we don’t eat the dogs! I don’t care how tasty it would be!”

  36. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Wtf is it? I think that there is what they call a liberal.

  37. avatar spacedredd says:

    GET OFF MT LAWN!!!!!!

  38. OK – The Anthem is starting. On your feet, players.

  39. avatar Joe from NC says:

    “Don’t let the Californians in boys, they’ll turn Nevada in to another progressive shithole”.

  40. avatar Figaro says:

    Wrong ranch, BLM!

  41. avatar BLoving says:

    “You sure?”
    “Yeah, I swear! Biggest damn mosquito you ever seen!”

  42. avatar jwm says:

    “New York City! Get the rope, boys.”

  43. avatar jwm says:

    That’s a 10 gallon hat on a 2 gallon head.

  44. avatar Rebecca says:

    Boys, I’ve told you a thousand times. DON”T make fun of Hop Sing’s Italian cooking!!! He’s very sensitive about that and he does his best but he gets cranky when you do . Now, look at the mess we’re in. If Adam were here he’d skin you alive personally.

  45. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    Son of a bitch! I drew the short gun…

  46. avatar Jesse says:

    Hop Sing: Uhh, sorry I shrunk your shirt Mr. Ben!

  47. avatar Ronn says:

    Lefties don’t get hats!

  48. avatar stephen larson says:

    pa, i told you that we needed to upgrade to bolt actions

  49. avatar Jeff Gehler says:


  50. avatar The Rookie says:

    Paw? You sure this will be enough against them Cylon fellers you was tellin’ us about?

  51. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Yeah, they’ re leaving now, but they’ll be back. We’re gonna be dealing with the BLM for a long time.

  52. avatar TrucksNCoffee says:

    Boys, that’s the last we’ll see of your brother for a long time.

  53. avatar Tom Hyers says:

    Incline Village, Nevada!!!

  54. avatar Tom Hyers says:

    incline Village, Nevada

  55. avatar George says:

    Shits gonna hit the fan.

  56. avatar Randbo says:

    Look here, Buce, I mean Caitlyn, we don’t want nothing you’re a sellin’!

  57. avatar Jeff Semler says:

    Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!

  58. avatar Cabron says:

    THAT’S what is going to happen to TV? I say we go ahead and shoot it.

  59. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

    “Pa! That eagle stole my hat!”

  60. avatar Joseph Quixote says:

    The good, the bad and the ugly as originally cast.

  61. avatar Mad Max says:

    Here comes those Antifa outlaws, let ’em have it, boys!

  62. avatar Larry A. says:

    See Pa, I told you I seen a drone.

  63. avatar New Chris says:

    Galactica 1880

  64. avatar Missouri_Mule says:

    “Shoot low sons, they’re riding Shetland ponies!”

  65. avatar Sivartius says:

    “Not around here you won’t”

  66. avatar Sivartius says:

    “What was that about ‘Hunting Purposes’?”

  67. avatar Sivartius says:

    “Antifa is holding another ‘Peaceful Protest’ tm? Not in OUR neighborhood they aren’t.”

  68. avatar J.galt says:

    “Spread out”!

  69. avatar Zoe says:

    Moe, Larry & Curly enter the DNC Corral ..

  70. avatar Larry says:

    “Git gone you gun-grabbers!”

  71. avatar Mansfield Lovell says:

    “Alright Sheriff, we’re gonna fuck ya now……but we’re gonna fuck ya….s l o w…. “

  72. avatar LAH053 says:

    Look out it’s Chuck and Nancy coming!!

  73. avatar Ronnie M says:

    Ben: “So……..you’re a man that is dressing up like a woman?”

    Hoss: “I don’t think so, Pa!”

    Little Joe: “Hmmmm, you’re kinda pretty!”

  74. avatar Model 31 says:

    Yeah, I bet start on that wall any day now.

  75. avatar PaHunter says:

    Whaddaya mean “you are looking for a ‘transgender’ bathroom?”

  76. avatar wildbill says:

    What da yea mean your taking little joes hat…

  77. avatar Dan says:

    Did he say Candygram for Mongo???

  78. avatar Rick O’Shay says:

    Hillary’s on the Ponderosa?! Little Joe, get a rope!

  79. avatar almostesq says:

    Reach for the sky Cylons!

  80. avatar Keltex78 says:

    “Okay Donald, you can start laying wall bricks. We’ll keep the liberals at bay.”

  81. avatar Terry W says:

    What the Heck is Adam doing to that cow?

  82. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Alright Boys! As soon as you see Ed Sullivan, BLAST ‘IM!!!!
    Then we’ll win this time slot for good!”

  83. avatar Mike Quilty says:

    “ Hop Sing, how many times do we have to tell you no starch in the under ware.”

  84. avatar Jeffrey Longstaff says:

    …Unless you’re selling thin mints…get off our ranch!

  85. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    It’s coming right for us!!!

  86. avatar American Patriot says:

    They look like liberals Pa, you still want us to shoot em? I heard they were pretty stupid critters.

  87. avatar Kent Barnes says:

    One for all and all for one.

  88. avatar Alfonso Alfredo Rodriguez says:

    We are here, we are QUEER, we are here, we are QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  89. avatar Brian says:

    Wait, isn’t that Bloomberg and Pelosi ridin’ in with no holsters on?

  90. avatar Leighton Cash says:

    I didn’t think a dead steer stuffed with Tannerite would do that!

  91. avatar Chris says:

    We’ve had these watering rights since the 1800’s so you BLM agents get off the Ponderosa!

  92. avatar ahwatkins says:

    “Steady, Boys! I reckon that thar injun’s just doin’ that crazy, wild dance out thar koozie can.”

  93. avatar Bob says:

    Hoss! you mean you brought us all the way out here, because that squirrel laughed at your hat?!?!

  94. avatar Daniel Larson says:

    “Pa, I know I saw that Datburn Wascaly Wabbit go thata way!”

  95. avatar Aaron Leslie says:

    “What the heck is Little Joe doing to that Steer”

  96. avatar GeeMan says:

    When we only had three tv channels to choose from, this was the best thing on. Now that we have unlimited channels, this is the best thing on.

  97. avatar Brad says:

    Hold up stranger, what are these “gun sights” you’re talkin’ about?

  98. avatar Neal says:

    Textbook example of the out of ammo bluff

  99. avatar Neal says:

    How much water can we get for these?

  100. avatar Neal says:

    “Too far for a revolver. Hoss, you got it?”

  101. avatar Todd L. says:

    Boys, word on the plains is public enemy #1 is on the way here, riding the horse of one of the many she killed. Git loaded for Hillary…

  102. avatar Meatball says:

    We advise you to give Hoss his cheeseburger back!!!! 🍔

  103. avatar pieslapper says:

    Having used ALL the gallons making a hat for Hoss, Little Joe was out of luck.

  104. avatar LHW says:

    You fellas from the bank?

  105. avatar Mr Bad News says:

    “Hoss,.. which one said that awful thing about your hat??”

  106. avatar William Hunt says:

    jehovah’s witnesses?

  107. avatar Laddie F. Rychlik says:


  108. avatar Richard says:

    You Common Sense Gun Safety folks aren’t from around here, are you? Now, maybe you ought to just mosey on down the road, ’cause your kind aren’t welcome in these parts. go on; get along, now. — Boys, get ready to repel invaders!

  109. avatar MWB says:

    Hop Sing is serving duck intestines again!

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