Jody won last week’s contest and he’ll receive a bottle of Hoppe’s Black for his efforts. This week’s winner will win a 50-round box of Team Never Quit 9mm frangible training ammo. All you have to do is enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
So what was the caption?
I got all this for $75 in Walmart gift cards!!!
Wow, there is a needle in this haystack!
Beat me to it.
This is the least bent barrel in pile.
Crimes against humanity.
“You don’t need an AR-15 Tom. Just buy a…. er, well just pick a shotgun up off this here pile and fire two blasts…”
“I know I promised I wouldn’t buy any more guns, honey, but it was too good a deal to pass up!”
Hey you need a rifle? I’ve got a couple only dropped once. Lol
So that clown on the forum wasn’t making it up about his collection
Now that they’ve become eligible for purchase with a C&R license, Fudds are finally embracing the AR-15 platform.
This is my rifle! There are many like it (that I Happen to be sitting on) but this one is Mine!
Guys look, I actually found an “assault weapon” in this pile of “assault weapons”.
We had to confiscate all these long guns just to get this 1 bad black gun with yhe thingy that goes up
Eureka… the last of the evil black ones…and its mine,all mine
How many guns I plan to have by the time Trump has completed his second term.
“If you wanna keep your gun you can keep your gun”
This was taken at the “Fast and Furious” Melbourne, Australia edition.
Trump hires Jimmy Hoffa to take over NRA.
After the collapse of his safes retaining wall, Earl couldn’t deny that he had a problem, not enough handguns.
This was my dads! Now, how do I get it back after someone turned it in at a buyback?
I came on here to post basically the same thing! Congrats if it wins 😀
Tom smiles as he sits on the last of Aussies real freedom.
When a liberal has a wet dream.
Darn it! They drained the lake I had my last boating accident.
Now, that’s what we call a successful haul of recuse guns from a failed gun back program event.
Quick, guys, get this one into my “special” destruction vault before anyone sees us!
This here assault rifle is responsible for killing all of the firearms that you see here. It alone emerged victorious.
“A BATFE agent hands out rifles to needy families for the ongoing ‘Behind every blade of grass’ federal program.”
Century Arms has a new load of used imports for sale! (Add $50 for handpick)
Well, I have this collection, but I wouldn’t really call it an “arsenal.”
Look, a super owner!
My wife only knows about this one!
My vote for the win!
Now all I need is a little ammunition and I’m all set!
This black one is the evil one.
In the news this week, gun control advocates were vindicated when they collected 1,000,000 fudd guns and managed to take 1 black rifle off the streets saving millions of lives…
Guns, guns everywhere and not a one will shoot!
So, um, what would happen if this, um, “item” just happened to find its way into my trunk under a blanket? You know, hypothetically.
Honest Dans Used Gun Emporium.
“Hmmmmmm….I just had the oddest bowel movement.
Lemme show you what I mean…”
Thinking I’ll hang on to these just in case they decide we need to try this shit in Texas.
I don’t always touch guns, but when I do, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
This is my rifle, these are my guns, this is for finding, those are for fun.
He better watch out, those guns might shoot him.
Huh!?! The black ones are actually a little shorter!
Crikey! What we have here is the elusive “Black Rifle”. They are native to North America and all but extinct here down under!
No one is talking about confiscating your guns, silly NRA member.
guns, Guns, GUNS! for sale right NOW! Long guns short guns big ones small ones. We’ve got guns for sale for EVERY OCCASION!! Come on down and buy one…today!
Yes, I am sitting on a pile of EVILNESS.
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
What a SPAS.
This one. This one right here… this was my dream, my wish, and it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.
The guys at Gizmonic Institute are getting serious about security.
I’ve heard of buying bulk ammo, but this is ridiculous!
You find some cool shit in the sewers.
Fred Flintstone opened up his gun closet…
What liberals believe the 3% of gun super owners look like.
He’s wearing a white hat so he must be good. I’m sure he’s a judge in the “Kangaroo Court”.
This is going to take awhile, I need to test fire EVERYONE of these.
Soooooo I got my C&R license last year…
I think there’s still a gap in my collection…
Has your town descended into Thunderdome-style madness? Are you trying to start a civil war? Come on down to Gary’s Gunbelievable Gun Emporium for all your small arms needs!
Black guns matter!
We finally cleaned out the catch basin where the Fudds go fishing.
The Guiness Book record holder for “beating the cops to it at the Gun Buyback”.
These hard hats will protect us from all these guns.
Click bait title: “Check out this really weird trick before your next gun show”
I found the one buyback gun that actually works!
Rescues from a tragic boating accident.
If loveing you is wrong I don’t want to be right
– Cleaning up after the terminator
I swear i can stop when ever i want to. Hey, this gun for sale?
This one is a problem, but we need to give the rest of these back. We can’t have the locals unarmed.
The sooner I destroy all these pesky guns, the sooner I can get back to licking my master’s boots!
“Why, no, we didn’t check them all to make sure they’re not loaded. Nobody would be dumb enough to turn in a loa” [PEW] (thud).
A few have been selected for salvation
“Now, out of all these other firearms we’ve tested here, if you had to pick just one to defend your family, your home, your neighborhood, or even your country, THIS is the one you’d want to choose. The rest just don’t measure up.”
“This is a ghost gun. This right here has the ability with a 30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. 30 magazine clip within half a second.”
A liberty miner celebrates a recent excavation revealing a rich vein of Freedom Ore at the Ruby Ridge Mine.
There can be only one.
This one assault rifle shoots 30,000 0.9mm rounds from a single releasable clip per second and out-kills all of these I’m standing on combined.
Tex finally bowed to peer pressure, and got serious about collecting firearms.
Look at me, this is my M16 now.
“On the next hoarders…”
“You’re right, I should break down and finally buy a safe.”
“Just one or two more, then I’ll have every contingency covered!”
“These? I registered as a cartel with the last administration.”
“Now for the alcohol and tobacco…”
“This is my rifle, this is my…wait, no. THIS is my rifle. No…dammit, which one is mine again?
“I finally got a golden ticket!”
FUDD sense is tingling! Get this out of here!!!!!
And this is where freedom comes to die. Burned at the stake like the proverbial witches the anti-gunners constantly hunt.
I love the smell of burnt plastic and wood in the morning, smells like safety.
Not that funny – an entire nation screwed over by elected plutocrats. Hang that smirking bastard.
This tall front sight base will make it a little tough, but we’ll all be safer once I cram it inside of my buttocks ! [smiles broadly]
Seriously, a pic from “Vox.com” is what you’d use? Fuck them!!
“we’ve got thousands of parts guns to choose from in our computerized inventory and we’re adding new selections each and every day here at ‘pile-o-gun'”.
So many guns, so little time.
What was left after Trump drained the swamp… Freedom.
See,we didn’t want to take your guns. We just wanted you to turn them all in. There is a difference, isn’t there?
This black one is scary and should be banned. The others are just fine.
After years of testing and development, we’re finally ready to offer the ultimate in Home Defense and Sporting Arms. You could call it, “The modern day equivalent of the Kentucky Rifle”.
Meet the SECOND best armed man in America!
But look, That’s not all. If you order your Ronco .223 Home Defense and Sporting Rifle today, we’ll also include……
“Here at Bob’s Gun Emporium we decided to not buy shelves so we can pass the savings on to yooooooou!”
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Chicago buy-back program. Problem solved?
One of the ten gun owners that really exists.
“For just 50 cents a day you too can save unwanted rifles! We will see to their care and feeding of name band ammo and fire them at least once a week! Please donate now!”
No doubt about it…there are some hard heads out there…
Surfing the Iron River. Coming soon on NatGeo.
guess how many guns are in this pile and win a very special ttag edition ar.
[Read in that old BBC documentary voice…]
This year’s rifle harvest is the largest in nearly a decade; plenty of warm, dry weather has allowed almost uninterrupted magazine growth and has helped to ensure long, straight barrels. Unfortunately, this same weather has led to a decrease in the anticipated spaghetti harvest in neighboring Italy.
Hey Barack, Hillary… we got ’em all, is this the one you think is an assault weapon?
One black rifle spoils the bunch.
Yes, I am one of the 3% of Americans who own all the guns
This is the bad one! It’s fully semi automatic.
“There are many like it, but this one is mine.”
I found it, and yeah…… I feel lucky.
Dad used a gun just like this one to make sure I have the freedom to destroy all the guns just like this one.
I need a bigger gun cabinet.
Dear Main Stream Media,
This is what a “cache” looks like.
You said it was a really evil black one, is this it? No? Sorry Mate, but all the black ones look the same to me.
Never mind, I found it…
“Hey everybody; come back and get your guns….this ain’t Australia.”
This is my rifle, there are many like it ,but this one is MINE.