Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Team Never Quit 9mm Ammo

Jody won last week’s contest and he’ll receive a bottle of Hoppe’s Black for his efforts. This week’s winner will win a 50-round box of Team Never Quit 9mm frangible training ammo. All you have to do is enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.


  1. avatar Chuck in IL says:

    So what was the caption?

    1. avatar utoober says:

      I got all this for $75 in Walmart gift cards!!!

  2. avatar tinhats says:

    Wow, there is a needle in this haystack!

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      Beat me to it.

  3. avatar tinhats says:

    This is the least bent barrel in pile.

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Crimes against humanity.

  5. avatar strych9 says:

    “You don’t need an AR-15 Tom. Just buy a…. er, well just pick a shotgun up off this here pile and fire two blasts…”

  6. avatar Jessica says:

    “I know I promised I wouldn’t buy any more guns, honey, but it was too good a deal to pass up!”

  7. avatar Dave says:

    Hey you need a rifle? I’ve got a couple only dropped once. Lol

  8. avatar Sdg68 says:

    So that clown on the forum wasn’t making it up about his collection

  9. avatar Jolly Roger Out says:

    Now that they’ve become eligible for purchase with a C&R license, Fudds are finally embracing the AR-15 platform.

  10. avatar Jack says:

    This is my rifle! There are many like it (that I Happen to be sitting on) but this one is Mine!

  11. avatar Sheepdog6 says:

    Guys look, I actually found an “assault weapon” in this pile of “assault weapons”.

  12. avatar Johnny in Al. says:

    We had to confiscate all these long guns just to get this 1 bad black gun with yhe thingy that goes up

  13. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    Eureka… the last of the evil black ones…and its mine,all mine

  14. avatar Jon in CO says:

    Systemic Racism.

  15. avatar Hank says:

    How many guns I plan to have by the time Trump has completed his second term.

  16. avatar Josey Wales says:

    “If you wanna keep your gun you can keep your gun”

  17. avatar A A Rod says:

    This was taken at the “Fast and Furious” Melbourne, Australia edition.

  18. avatar Aaron Weinstein says:

    Trump hires Jimmy Hoffa to take over NRA.

  19. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    After the collapse of his safes retaining wall, Earl couldn’t deny that he had a problem, not enough handguns.

  20. avatar Lance F says:

    This was my dads! Now, how do I get it back after someone turned it in at a buyback?

    1. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

      I came on here to post basically the same thing! Congrats if it wins 😀

  21. avatar Bcb says:

    Tom smiles as he sits on the last of Aussies real freedom.

  22. avatar Bleu says:

    When a liberal has a wet dream.

  23. avatar Badgerman says:

    Darn it! They drained the lake I had my last boating accident.

  24. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Now, that’s what we call a successful haul of recuse guns from a failed gun back program event.

  25. avatar Tom S. says:

    Quick, guys, get this one into my “special” destruction vault before anyone sees us!

  26. avatar Model66 says:

    This here assault rifle is responsible for killing all of the firearms that you see here. It alone emerged victorious.

  27. avatar Nathaniel says:

    “A BATFE agent hands out rifles to needy families for the ongoing ‘Behind every blade of grass’ federal program.”

  28. avatar James69 says:

    Century Arms has a new load of used imports for sale! (Add $50 for handpick)

  29. avatar Paul53 says:

    Well, I have this collection, but I wouldn’t really call it an “arsenal.”

  30. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Look, a super owner!

  31. avatar Mike1234 says:

    My wife only knows about this one!

    1. avatar Jon in CO says:

      My vote for the win!

  32. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    Now all I need is a little ammunition and I’m all set!

  33. avatar Carl says:

    This black one is the evil one.

  34. avatar Chris Erickson says:

    In the news this week, gun control advocates were vindicated when they collected 1,000,000 fudd guns and managed to take 1 black rifle off the streets saving millions of lives…

  35. avatar AL L says:

    Guns, guns everywhere and not a one will shoot!

  36. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    So, um, what would happen if this, um, “item” just happened to find its way into my trunk under a blanket? You know, hypothetically.

  37. avatar jwm says:

    Honest Dans Used Gun Emporium.

  38. avatar dlj95118 says:

    “Hmmmmmm….I just had the oddest bowel movement.
    Lemme show you what I mean…”

  39. avatar That's right (you're not from Texas)... says:

    Thinking I’ll hang on to these just in case they decide we need to try this shit in Texas.

  40. avatar Josh in TN says:

    I don’t always touch guns, but when I do, I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.

  41. avatar Nine says:

    This is my rifle, these are my guns, this is for finding, those are for fun.

  42. avatar StopBeingAGunSnob says:

    He better watch out, those guns might shoot him.

  43. avatar Mosinfan says:

    Huh!?! The black ones are actually a little shorter!

  44. avatar Jack Wagner says:

    Crikey! What we have here is the elusive “Black Rifle”. They are native to North America and all but extinct here down under!

  45. avatar Jeremy says:

    No one is talking about confiscating your guns, silly NRA member.

  46. avatar Mike from Ohio says:

    guns, Guns, GUNS! for sale right NOW! Long guns short guns big ones small ones. We’ve got guns for sale for EVERY OCCASION!! Come on down and buy one…today!

  47. avatar Mike Betts says:

    Yes, I am sitting on a pile of EVILNESS.

  48. avatar Heartbreaker says:

    I wanna see it painted, painted black
    Black as night, black as coal
    I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
    I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


  49. avatar Ironhead says:

    This one. This one right here… this was my dream, my wish, and it didn’t come true. So I’m taking it back. I’m taking them all back.

  50. The guys at Gizmonic Institute are getting serious about security.

  51. avatar Ironhead says:

    I’ve heard of buying bulk ammo, but this is ridiculous!

  52. You find some cool shit in the sewers.

  53. avatar Eric says:

    Fred Flintstone opened up his gun closet…

  54. avatar Higgs says:

    What liberals believe the 3% of gun super owners look like.

  55. avatar skiff says:

    He’s wearing a white hat so he must be good. I’m sure he’s a judge in the “Kangaroo Court”.

  56. avatar junkman says:

    This is going to take awhile, I need to test fire EVERYONE of these.

  57. avatar Mikele Deziell says:

    Soooooo I got my C&R license last year…

  58. avatar Josh V says:

    I think there’s still a gap in my collection…

  59. avatar VerendusAudeo says:

    Has your town descended into Thunderdome-style madness? Are you trying to start a civil war? Come on down to Gary’s Gunbelievable Gun Emporium for all your small arms needs!

  60. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Black guns matter!

  61. avatar Random_Commenter says:

    We finally cleaned out the catch basin where the Fudds go fishing.

  62. avatar Gregolas says:

    The Guiness Book record holder for “beating the cops to it at the Gun Buyback”.

  63. avatar Model 31 says:

    These hard hats will protect us from all these guns.

  64. avatar Random_Commenter says:

    Click bait title: “Check out this really weird trick before your next gun show”

  65. avatar BC says:

    I found the one buyback gun that actually works!

  66. avatar Steven says:

    Rescues from a tragic boating accident.

  67. avatar Richard Cone jr says:

    If loveing you is wrong I don’t want to be right

  68. avatar Eric says:

    – Cleaning up after the terminator

  69. avatar Jon majors says:

    I swear i can stop when ever i want to. Hey, this gun for sale?

  70. avatar Steven Miller says:

    This one is a problem, but we need to give the rest of these back. We can’t have the locals unarmed.

  71. avatar JoeN says:

    The sooner I destroy all these pesky guns, the sooner I can get back to licking my master’s boots!

  72. avatar Paul53 says:

    “Why, no, we didn’t check them all to make sure they’re not loaded. Nobody would be dumb enough to turn in a loa” [PEW] (thud).

  73. avatar Cambo says:

    Shindlers list
    A few have been selected for salvation

  74. avatar TStew says:

    “Now, out of all these other firearms we’ve tested here, if you had to pick just one to defend your family, your home, your neighborhood, or even your country, THIS is the one you’d want to choose. The rest just don’t measure up.”

  75. avatar Brian says:

    “This is a ghost gun. This right here has the ability with a 30-caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second. 30 magazine clip within half a second.”

  76. avatar Jumbolushi says:

    A liberty miner celebrates a recent excavation revealing a rich vein of Freedom Ore at the Ruby Ridge Mine.

  77. avatar John Ski says:

    There can be only one.

  78. avatar Seth says:

    This one assault rifle shoots 30,000 0.9mm rounds from a single releasable clip per second and out-kills all of these I’m standing on combined.

  79. avatar pcb_duffer says:

    Tex finally bowed to peer pressure, and got serious about collecting firearms.

  80. avatar anonymoose says:

    Look at me, this is my M16 now.

  81. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “On the next hoarders…”

    “You’re right, I should break down and finally buy a safe.”

    “Just one or two more, then I’ll have every contingency covered!”

    “These? I registered as a cartel with the last administration.”

    “Now for the alcohol and tobacco…”

    1. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      “This is my rifle, this is my…wait, no. THIS is my rifle. No…dammit, which one is mine again?

  82. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Cow tools.

  83. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “I finally got a golden ticket!”

  84. avatar Kyle says:

    FUDD sense is tingling! Get this out of here!!!!!

  85. avatar Link says:

    And this is where freedom comes to die. Burned at the stake like the proverbial witches the anti-gunners constantly hunt.

  86. avatar TruthTellers says:

    I love the smell of burnt plastic and wood in the morning, smells like safety.

  87. avatar Defens says:

    Not that funny – an entire nation screwed over by elected plutocrats. Hang that smirking bastard.

  88. avatar Mike W. says:

    This tall front sight base will make it a little tough, but we’ll all be safer once I cram it inside of my buttocks ! [smiles broadly]

  89. avatar Rimfire says:

    Seriously, a pic from “Vox.com” is what you’d use? Fuck them!!

  90. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “we’ve got thousands of parts guns to choose from in our computerized inventory and we’re adding new selections each and every day here at ‘pile-o-gun'”.

  91. avatar Paul says:

    So many guns, so little time.

  92. avatar RonnieB223 says:

    What was left after Trump drained the swamp… Freedom.

  93. avatar Steve D says:

    See,we didn’t want to take your guns. We just wanted you to turn them all in. There is a difference, isn’t there?

  94. avatar Anthony Cipriano says:

    This black one is scary and should be banned. The others are just fine.

  95. avatar Huntmaster says:

    After years of testing and development, we’re finally ready to offer the ultimate in Home Defense and Sporting Arms. You could call it, “The modern day equivalent of the Kentucky Rifle”.

  96. avatar Big Bill says:

    Meet the SECOND best armed man in America!

  97. avatar Huntmaster says:

    But look, That’s not all. If you order your Ronco .223 Home Defense and Sporting Rifle today, we’ll also include……

  98. avatar George says:

    “Here at Bob’s Gun Emporium we decided to not buy shelves so we can pass the savings on to yooooooou!”

  99. avatar mayer tenenhaus says:

    This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

  100. avatar C F Ring says:

    Chicago buy-back program. Problem solved?

  101. avatar LHW says:

    One of the ten gun owners that really exists.

  102. avatar bobo says:

    “For just 50 cents a day you too can save unwanted rifles! We will see to their care and feeding of name band ammo and fire them at least once a week! Please donate now!”

  103. avatar tmm says:

    No doubt about it…there are some hard heads out there…

  104. avatar jwm says:

    Surfing the Iron River. Coming soon on NatGeo.

  105. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    guess how many guns are in this pile and win a very special ttag edition ar.

  106. avatar C. A. McClellan says:

    [Read in that old BBC documentary voice…]

    This year’s rifle harvest is the largest in nearly a decade; plenty of warm, dry weather has allowed almost uninterrupted magazine growth and has helped to ensure long, straight barrels. Unfortunately, this same weather has led to a decrease in the anticipated spaghetti harvest in neighboring Italy.

  107. avatar Sean says:

    Hey Barack, Hillary… we got ’em all, is this the one you think is an assault weapon?

  108. avatar MichaelinPA says:

    One black rifle spoils the bunch.

  109. avatar Heywood says:

    Yes, I am one of the 3% of Americans who own all the guns

  110. avatar Matthew Wright says:

    This is the bad one! It’s fully semi automatic.

  111. avatar Wlong says:

    “There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

  112. avatar Huntmaster says:

    I found it, and yeah…… I feel lucky.

  113. avatar Dale says:

    Dad used a gun just like this one to make sure I have the freedom to destroy all the guns just like this one.

  114. avatar Robert T Foy says:

    I need a bigger gun cabinet.

  115. avatar It's Hedley says:

    Dear Main Stream Media,
    This is what a “cache” looks like.

  116. avatar I1ULUZ says:

    You said it was a really evil black one, is this it? No? Sorry Mate, but all the black ones look the same to me.

  117. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Never mind, I found it…

  118. avatar Ron Weber says:

    “Hey everybody; come back and get your guns….this ain’t Australia.”

  119. avatar Sammy^ says:

    This is my rifle, there are many like it ,but this one is MINE.

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