Last week’s winner was tsbhoa.p.jr. This week’s champ will receive a package of Swab-Its .22/5.56 Bore-whips to keep his or her barrel clean, shiny and like-new. All you have to do for a chance to win is enter a capitol for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight. Good luck.
What in the bloody hell are you doing here?
I’m sure it will be just a flesh wound. I’ve had worse.
Good reference, good Sir knight.
Alright, we’ll call it a draw…
Flinch don’t do real email addresses. If he/she/it/them wins, post it here. I’ll have my people check back.
I think you understand.
Private Smith knew he was in trouble when he heard Rod Serling’s voice beginning a narration.
“Bollocks! I ask for armor to break the stalemate and this is what I get!”
Rock, Scissors, Helmet
Under the new laws, this is the new malitia standard.
Fuck that’s a long bayonet!
Nice spear you got there Tommy, but the shaft looks a bit cumbersome.
so you must be the human cannon ball, welcome!
‘I won’t shoot you in the back, as long as you dont hit me with that pick’
Early cosplay c. 1914.
Oh my, I think this just might be the winning comment!
“We are the Knights who say Ni!”
Yes, shrubberies are my trade, I am a SHRUBBER!
Hey did you just finish a shower ? While wearing your armor , or is that towel for wiping your arse ?
With his men surrounded and outgunned by the invading Ice Warriors, Sgt. Atkins had no choice but to surrender and ask for an alliance from the Ice Lord. As he cautiously shook the Ice Lord’s hand, he carefully noted every detail of his new but temporary overlord, for, as soon as possible, he would escape, and he must be ready for the intel debriefing. If only there were a specialist “unit” to deal with this sort of thing! Naturally they’d have to be armed with the very best in modern repeating sidearms…
You won’t be able to use that Smelly if I cut your hand off! 😉
The duel began with all the dignity expected of two well-bred gentlemen. The Seconds inspected their weapons. The duelists shook hands, and properly paced off to opposite sides of the field of battle…
But the Mediator never expected what happened next after he called “Begin!”
Dammit! That was going to be _my_ theme. 8~(
The man on the left realized his mistake moments after saying, “Pull my finger.”
British infantryman relieving his French counterpart from guard duty near Commercy.
September, 1914. (Colorized)
Steel belted radical meets biased poilu.
“For God’s sake, you wanker, a skirt with armor? Don’t you know it’s after Labor Day?”
Proof Flint’s “Ring of Fire” was a true story.
Bob was always looking for love in all the wrong places.
“Idiot! I said 1614 not 1914!”
Oooh, I think we have a winner here. Well played!
Private Smith was put in charge of the platoons new tea kettle.
“Truth be told, when they said they were sending an armored unit, you were not what I was expecting.”
Indeed. Wish I’d thought of it!
Yes, but can yours hold a quart of soup?
The trade is three prisoners for two cans of wd40.
Treguna Mekoides and Trecorum Satis Dee
Do you really think that is bulletproof? Do you want to find out?
SMLE beats sword any day.
It’s a deal. We’ll go with Rule 303.
It’s only a flesh wound!
Come back here, I’ll bite your legs off!
Deleted early scene from the movie Space Balls where Lord Helmet’s great, great, great, great, great grandfather meets Princess Vespa’s great, great, great, great, great grandfather.
It was only a flesh wound. You did not have to over react from the last time we taught the bayonet class.
“I fart in your general direction, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberry. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time”
NY City police respond after reports of two tigers with assault weapons reportedly spotted.
“take my hand and we shall both go back and be together always.”
Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn’t already have!
“I say old bean, I appear to be stuck in here, might I borrow your P-38?”
One wish and it was wasted. I said NIGHT vision, not KNIGHT vision.
+1 that’s good
I heard you coming a mile away. Enjoyed a spot of tea waiting on you. Scone?
“Active Self Protection finally jumps the shark.”
Eh, I got nuthin’ this week.
I’d heard that the home guard was using some older kit but this is ridiculous!
Say, that’s a real firm grip you got there big fella, whatcha doing tonight?
“Yes, this armor is uncomfortable and difficult to get in and out of. No, I am not interested in using Bore-Whips to clean out the intimate places whilst wearing it.”
Thank you Sir Knight, long have I wondered how you’d relieve one self in armor.
What happens to a disarmed populace: militia muster
Right-o, Mate, 10 steps, turn and …
If I polished my helmet that much, I’d go blind.
Good luck keeping that clean and oiled
Hello, am from 2033 America, do you like my shiny armor.
Assad, the Wizard said now that we’re here you don’t have to worry about America!
Thanks Tinman. How’s Putin doing? He never comes to see me anymore!
Welcome to the new world, sir.
I read TTAG several times per day and all I get is this stupid picture to caption!
That trench warfare can be hell on the complexion. I’m just wearing a towel and a helmet.
“Right, one rabbit stew coming right up.”
Medieval Times meets World War Fun! Stop by for dinner and a show today!
450 years and you are still a subject?
We can show each other our Gocks but no more exposing of chins, agreed
1..2..3..4 I declare a thumb war.
Sir. I believe based on the new UK laws, your weapon of choice is illegal, and therefore disqualifies you.
“Well, so does yours! So there!”
“Good Sir, I see you have a novel, soon to be banned, repeating arm with a multiple round, detachable box magazine. This here pickaxe? Well, it is all any commoner will ever need for defense or sport. It will be well over 100 years from now, and you can bet your biscuits that edged weapons will continue as the legal choice of royal subjects.” Last words of the official spokesman for the British Cutlery & Silverware Association circa 1914