Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its .22/.223/5.56 Bore-Tips

Scooter won last week’s contest. This week’s prize is a pack of Swab-Its Bore-Tips for .22/.223/5.56. All you have to do is enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.


  1. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    oh look, Charlie’s A-holes!

  2. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    One more “velly funny” joke and you be reeking brood!

  3. avatar DrewR says:

    Angel’s Charlies

  4. avatar Eric says:

    Say herrow to my rittle friend

  5. avatar Vitsaus says:

    “The US branch of the HK fanclub has a long history…”

  6. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    Japan’s hottest new boy band: GUNSYNC

  7. avatar cmac890 says:

    I have to ask, what happened to the guy on the left?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Garand thumb?

  8. Hangover 4 : Mr Chow’s Revenge

  9. Wheel of Fortune, Before and After: ‘Japanese Temple-Index’

  10. avatar Havoc says:


    1. avatar Creaky says:


      Thank you, fellow Old-On-The-Internet Person! Well done! 😀

  11. avatar AlanInFL says:

    The prequel to Hard Boiled: Eggs Over Easy.

  12. avatar jwm says:

    1 from column A. 2 from column B.

  13. avatar BRUCE A BOGLE says:

    Trigger discipline, we don’t need no stinkin’ trigger discipline.

    1. avatar Aven410 says:

      Dey rack disciprine!

  14. avatar Billclintonssexoffenderassistanceprogram says:

    You want to know why your most loyal henchmen are about to kill you? Because you wanted us to be the toughest Triad in Hong Kong but only gave us .380s!

  15. avatar jwm says:

    7 samurai? We call that target practice.

  16. avatar No one of consequence says:

    These new smart guns are unlocked with passwords. All I have to say is “Dadgum” and (click) Dadgum. (click) Dadgum! (click click click)

    (Thanks to the next article for inspiration)

  17. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    If you want us to take out Godzilla you’d better give us some bigger guns!

  18. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    And here we have a vintage promotional photo of the first season of Formosa Five-0, the inspiration for the spin-off series Hawaii Five-0.

  19. avatar Cabron says:

    Oh jeez! Americans can buy real guns?

  20. avatar Gregolas says:

    Newest Bond movie: “You Only Live Thrice”.

  21. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    No, we’re not Charlie Chan’s #1, #2 and #3 sons!

  22. avatar Tom W. says:

    Size matters.

    Oh wait. I see Won Hung Lo, Ho Lee Fook, Bau Too Eat are in the house.

    Mouse guns love you long time .

  23. avatar Ralph says:

    “Saracen pig! Spartan dog! Take this! And this! Roman cow! Russian snake! Spanish fly! Anglo-Saxon Hun!”

    (Anyone who understands this movie reference has spent way too much time watching bad ’60s films.)

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      “No bullets? Ah, but if all of you in the audience who believe in fairies will clap your hands, then my gun will be magically filled with bullets.”

      “haha! i just shot five guys with four bullets!”

  24. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Ahh so – You didn’t think getting the egg salad recipe would be THAT easy, did you?”

  25. avatar rt66paul says:

    We will find you, Woody Arren. You make, What’s up, Tiger Lily? You make fun of best movie ever made.

  26. avatar Ryan Keliipuleole says:

    we told you, the fortune cookie is an AMERICAN thing!

  27. avatar Ing says:

    I hope they’re not trying to shoot Gojira with those guns.

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    We’re in America now Lo Phat, try not to look so Asian!

  29. avatar Jason says:

    For close shaves, men of action prefer extractors.

  30. avatar LHW says:

    You just broke into the wrong house, buddy.

  31. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    The PF Changs security team is always on guard of the secret orange chicken sauce recipe. Nobody messes with flavor

  32. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    fluctuations? fluctuamericans!

  33. avatar Mr. Owens says:

    I don’t know, Leon… I’m leaning more toward the yellow.

  34. avatar Ken Wilkinson says:

    I wish the author included a reference or credit for the photos.

  35. avatar Big Bill says:

    Charlie’s Angels meets Caitlyn Jenner.

  36. avatar Jimmy says:

    Oh wait, did the boss say he wanted us to peek in, duck, and take em out, or just Peking Duck takeout?

  37. avatar AK says:

    Today Kim Jong Un reveals his very secretive intelligence gathering organization. He is quoted as saying that he’s ” very sad that they missed the parade”…

  38. avatar Roymond says:

    “Ma’am, you have to change your dress, or we’ll have to take you in — that outfit is just criminal.”

  39. avatar JoeVK says:

    These guys just bought tickets for a flight on United Airlines.

  40. avatar Old Region Fan says:

    “What did that instructor guy say about our fingers where ?”

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