Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Peltor SecureFit Eyewear 3-Pack

Roymond won last week’s contest and he/she will be receiving a pack of Swab-its in the mail soon. This week’s prize is a three-pack Peltor Sport SecureFit shooting glasses in clear, gray and amber. Just enter the a caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible.


  1. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Is that a rifle or a gun in your bikini? Depends!

    1. avatar Ing says:

      Dammit. You won already.

  2. avatar GaPharmD says:

    How many of you noticed that furry thing between her legs??

  3. avatar former water walker says:

    Shoot me baby!!!

  4. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Get outta my rose garden!

  5. avatar Sam I Am says:

    A dog, a cat, and a gun. What’s not to like?

  6. avatar Scott Slaughter says:

    Mama Joy Weiss

  7. avatar No one of consequence says:

    “My name is Bond. Jane Bond.”

  8. avatar TommyJay says:

    “Damn those paparazzi!”

  9. avatar Ruger Guy says:

    Lucky dog

  10. avatar Vhyrus says:

    There’s a gun in that picture?

  11. avatar zaphod says:

    Can’t a gal catch a few rays without your drone hovering around?

  12. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    wardrobe malfunction in 3….2…..1

  13. avatar Gregolas says:

    Okay Fido, watch Mommy plug that paparazzo that stole her bikini bottoms and left these Depends !

  14. avatar spacepiggy says:

    Hey Toto, watch me knock that witch off her bike … !

  15. avatar Steve says:

    On the roof. With the dog. In my bikini. Shooting at the neighbors. Life is good.

  16. avatar billy-bob says:

    Fido: *Sniff, sniff*. Yep, she’s in heat.

  17. avatar Isaac says:

    No the custody agreement says I get the dog today

  18. avatar Ing says:

    Got your jimmies rustled? That’s too bad… ’round here we shoot rustlers.

  19. avatar scooter says:

    “They aren’t ‘granny panties’… this swimsuit is vintage!”

  20. avatar rt66paul says:

    Gee whiz mom, is that how daddy got shot?

  21. The dog is so perplexed by the adult diaper that he didn’t even notice the mini fire hydrant to his right.

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      That mini fire hydrant cracked me up!

  22. avatar jwm says:

    Sniper training in the Swiss army is a little different from other army’s.

  23. Elaine Benes finally snapped.

  24. avatar Rimfire says:

    Great looking Winchester 1890, right?

    Ummmm, what Winchester? Hubba Hubba

    1. avatar Hank says:

      Looks more like a Winchester 62, pump action “gallery gun.”

  25. avatar Rimfire says:

    Just like in ” I Dream of Jeannie” , no naked navels allowed Ma’am. Thanks for your understanding.

  26. avatar YAR0892 says:

    Take this you peepin’ tom bastard!

  27. avatar Rye Winterweet says:

    Only the shadow knows and he ain’t tellin’.

  28. avatar Rolf Penzel says:

    Gun Fun, in the Sun!

  29. Fashion evolved. Style didn’t.

  30. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    (thought balloon):

    This stock is way too small for a good cheek weld unless I point shoot from behind my back.

  31. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    Ok…Drop it….(said the shadow)

  32. avatar Defens says:

    “Step out on the porch. Fire two blasts! Nobody needs an AR15 – get a shotgun!”

  33. avatar tmm says:

    I’m looking for the man that shot my best friend’s paw!

  34. avatar Hannibal says:

    Did everyone wear diapers back then?

  35. avatar LHW says:

    “Get off my lawn. “

  36. avatar yance_000 says:

    When aiming at the target, always aim for the ex.

  37. avatar MattG says:

    Maam – my lewd reference to murdering your bits my pump gun and 2 ball shot were…. um… Figurative.

  38. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    Call them “Granny Panties”again, please. I dare you,

  39. avatar Paul says:

    The centerfold from “Roof Korean” magazine.

  40. avatar GCAZ114 says:

    Joe Biden, you touch my arm or whisper sweet nothings in me ear one more time, I Will shoot a couple rounds off my back porch into your azz.

  41. avatar Joseph Quixote says:


  42. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Shoot at *MY* dog???”

  43. avatar Nuke Road Warrior says:

    I dreamt I was Annie Oakley in my Maiden Form Bra.

    1. avatar gemalo says:

      This got my vote !!!!!

  44. avatar RSO says:

    Pump that thing and it’s liable to go off.

  45. avatar fteter says:

    OK, Sparky, by the time we pick off these bad guys the laundry should be dry.

  46. avatar Tojomojocoltsgottagojoespendintimeinheavenwithhis1911 says:

    I like my guns like I like my skidmarks. Black.

  47. avatar Bandit1 says:

    Nice form.

  48. avatar Roymond says:

    Oh — don’t lean back any farther; the paint’s wet.

  49. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Susan bags a husband.

  50. avatar Larry L says:

    The dog or my pussy: one step closer to either and I’ll blow your head off.

  51. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Early “Depends” advertising was not as well thought out…

  52. avatar jwm says:

    “Do you know there’s a girl in her underwear on your roof shooting a rifle?”

    “No. But if you hum a few bars maybe I’ll catch on.”

  53. avatar jwm says:

    Actually, this sort of stuff ain’t all that uncommon in CA.

  54. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i bagged you two wild liv- a- snaps, one puperoni and a milk bone for afters. if only those damn frosty paws would hold still…”

  55. avatar jwm says:

    Annie got her gun. Everybody else got nervous.

  56. avatar nick m says:

    get your dang hands away from my washing line

  57. avatar ArkhamInmate says:

    Dog shot by shadow…News at 10

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