The Hateful Eight

Gregolas took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will receive a hat courtesy our friends at Gunwerks. Just enter your caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.

104 COMMENTS

  1. Dammit snake! First New York, then L.A., and now Montreal? Would you just quit going into these friggin prison cities already!?

    • In a symbolic castration and lynching, Jackson will git his huge balls shot off later…

      Ball injuries are always so unrealistic in film, maybe its more interesting for the plot… but in real life getting shot is like a fast-motion version of a steel drill bit cutting through you… imagine a drill bit going through your balls… then imagine that really fast aka a bullet… then recall how excruciating a smack or kick was… Jackson would have gone into shock instantly not layed around quipping and moving and shooting…

      • “Thats all right boss, jest keep aimin at my big head, that nut shooting bass-turd’ll git my little head later on…”

  2. “This here’s a .9mm ri-folver, the least powerful ri-folver in the world! If I shoot you with this it’ll almost take your hat clean off!”

  3. Not sure if its a AR or AK?.
    Guessing its an AR series rifle with a shoulder thing that goes up with disposable clipazines.
    My question is are AK series rifle available with shoulder thing and disposable clipazines.?

  4. I’ve been looking for a .22 cal version of that revolving carbine!
    Army San Marcos and Uberti used to make them.
    Rare find on the the second hand market.

  5. Black Bart stood rooted to the spot as he watched Whitey The Librarian change into a werewolf.

    And regretted for ever leaving his silver bullets at home this trip.

  6. Have you seen Quentin? I got to have a word with him, this is the stupidest piece of crap I’ve been in since Escape from LA!

  7. “You put your right hand in.”
    “You put your right hand out.”
    “You do the liberal mislead, and you shake it all about!”

  8. The jury was shown the footage of how the lethal anal injury inflicted by Samuel Jackson on the fur trapper occurred on the set of ‘The Hateful 8’ approximately 3 seconds after this point…

  9. “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is the LORD!”

  10. White Horse – Do ya think he’s really gonna shoot him?
    Black Horse- I don’t know, but I hope he doesn’t figure out I’m the one who drank his bourbon.

  11. “Again? Buddy, you don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?”
    “Well I just…hey, wait, you’re not even a real bear, are you?”

  12. Damnit!!! I was Wyatt Earp!! I know you remember that movie Sam! Wyatt Earp, Snake Plissken, I was banging Goldie Hawn… Still nothing? Seriously!?!?

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  14. For the last dang time, watch your language! I don’t know where you’re from, but around here calling people that is apt to get you killed.

  15. “Does this gun make my d**k look small?”

    “No, but it does clash with your boots and takes away from the visual impact of your belt buckle.”

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