Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Gunwerks Hat Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Gunwerks Hat By Dan Zimmerman - October 20, 2017 104 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email Gregolas took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will receive a hat courtesy our friends at Gunwerks. Just enter your caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 104 COMMENTS this here is a rifolver!! Reply Dammit snake! First New York, then L.A., and now Montreal? Would you just quit going into these friggin prison cities already!? Reply You’ll never believe how long it took to get those motherfucking snakes out of that motherfucking coach. Reply Hahahahaha Reply Guns for White folks, not for Red savages or Black bass-turds like you, see, thats what the NRA say, you feel me blahd? YesM bawss, I feels ya Reply Citation please? Kind of unusual for a troll to work the photo caption contest. “Yeah, yeah. Snakes I get, but…what the hell is a plane? Reply In a symbolic castration and lynching, Jackson will git his huge balls shot off later… Ball injuries are always so unrealistic in film, maybe its more interesting for the plot… but in real life getting shot is like a fast-motion version of a steel drill bit cutting through you… imagine a drill bit going through your balls… then imagine that really fast aka a bullet… then recall how excruciating a smack or kick was… Jackson would have gone into shock instantly not layed around quipping and moving and shooting… Reply “Thats all right boss, jest keep aimin at my big head, that nut shooting bass-turd’ll git my little head later on…” Reply You ain’t Morgan Freeman! Reply “It’s ok, it’s not loaded.” Reply You’re not going to shoot me. The producer of this movie swore off gun violence in his films. Reply Winner Reply Any of yall racist gun nuts even see Django Unchained, and if you did did you understand any of it, yall ignint Woods… Reply You feelin’ lucky, mothafucka? Reply I am not left handed Reply Lol. I get it. Reply Bye, have fun storming the castle! Reply Waiting for the mare to say “Fire !” Reply See Mister ATF agent, I’m not shouldering this pistol brace. Reply “This here’s a .9mm ri-folver, the least powerful ri-folver in the world! If I shoot you with this it’ll almost take your hat clean off!” Reply Not sure if its a AR or AK?. Guessing its an AR series rifle with a shoulder thing that goes up with disposable clipazines. My question is are AK series rifle available with shoulder thing and disposable clipazines.? Reply “The name’s Plissken.” Reply Hold on there mister! You told me that yellow snow was lemon flavored!!! 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Reply Black Bart stood rooted to the spot as he watched Whitey The Librarian change into a werewolf. And regretted for ever leaving his silver bullets at home this trip. Reply I knew you were American by the hat. If you get out of this, don’t come back to Siberia with a cowboy hat! Reply Have you seen Quentin? I got to have a word with him, this is the stupidest piece of crap I’ve been in since Escape from LA! Reply Its not a woman’s coat, take it back or else! Reply “Damn it! I’m taking that mustache trimmer!” Reply Give me back my tennis shoes, or skin that smoke wagon, and see what happens. Reply “Go on, ya damn Yankee! Ask me ‘if it’s cold enough for ya!’ Go on! Say it!” Reply Marsellus Wallace does not appreciate you giving his wife Mia a foot massage. Reply Yes, Clem, you loaded Gold Dots. Stop asking me to check! 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Buddy, you don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?” “Well I just…hey, wait, you’re not even a real bear, are you?” Reply “I said simon says touch your nose dammit” Reply “Ya see, the plot is bascially The Vist, only with cowboys and guns. Now memorize them lines!” Reply “You tell Quentin to keep Harvey Weinstein away from my Goldie!” Reply Really now! Reply Damnit!!! I was Wyatt Earp!! I know you remember that movie Sam! Wyatt Earp, Snake Plissken, I was banging Goldie Hawn… Still nothing? Seriously!?!? Reply Look, I don’t like the damn scarf either but my Wife knitted it for me so I am not taking it off! Reply We’re stuck here till spring. I say we cook the horse, put it between some leaves, it’ll taste like a Big Mac! Reply It’s not a purse, it’s European. And that will be the last diss on my fur, capisce? Reply likÈ ΜichÈĀl rÈŚponDÈD I DiDn’t know thĀt ŚoΜÈonÈ ĀblÈ to ÈĀrn $9238 in 4 wÈÈkŚ on thÈ coΜputÈr. 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I want to be Murtaugh! Reply Nice hat! But it ain’t no Gunwerks hat. Reply “Mine’s BIGGER. How’s THAT for busting a stereotype?” Reply “Who’s ‘racist’ now?” Reply “Still gonna ‘take a knee’?” Reply BACK OFF! You’ll just have to do the horse Reply “Does this gun make my d**k look small?” “No, but it does clash with your boots and takes away from the visual impact of your belt buckle.” Reply “Um, Kurt, whatever Goldie told you is a lie……” Reply “I know what you thought you heard. But I never said ‘I’ll be your huckleberry’.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.