Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Gunwerks Hat

The Hateful Eight

Gregolas took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will receive a hat courtesy our friends at Gunwerks. Just enter your caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.


  1. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    this here is a rifolver!!

  2. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    Dammit snake! First New York, then L.A., and now Montreal? Would you just quit going into these friggin prison cities already!?

  3. avatar pwrserge says:

    You’ll never believe how long it took to get those motherfucking snakes out of that motherfucking coach.

    1. avatar Matty 9 says:


      1. avatar TellTheTruthRuth says:

        Guns for White folks, not for Red savages or Black bass-turds like you, see, thats what the NRA say, you feel me blahd?

        YesM bawss, I feels ya

        1. avatar Button Gwinnett says:

          Citation please?

        2. avatar jwm says:

          Kind of unusual for a troll to work the photo caption contest.

  4. avatar Marus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “Yeah, yeah. Snakes I get, but…what the hell is a plane?

    1. avatar TellTheTruthRuth says:

      In a symbolic castration and lynching, Jackson will git his huge balls shot off later…

      Ball injuries are always so unrealistic in film, maybe its more interesting for the plot… but in real life getting shot is like a fast-motion version of a steel drill bit cutting through you… imagine a drill bit going through your balls… then imagine that really fast aka a bullet… then recall how excruciating a smack or kick was… Jackson would have gone into shock instantly not layed around quipping and moving and shooting…

      1. avatar TellTheTruthRuth says:

        “Thats all right boss, jest keep aimin at my big head, that nut shooting bass-turd’ll git my little head later on…”

  5. avatar A O says:

    You ain’t Morgan Freeman!

  6. avatar Marus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    “It’s ok, it’s not loaded.”

  7. avatar peirsonb says:

    You’re not going to shoot me. The producer of this movie swore off gun violence in his films.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear says:


    2. avatar tellTheTruthRuth says:

      Any of yall racist gun nuts even see Django Unchained, and if you did did you understand any of it, yall ignint Woods…

  8. avatar ThatAngryPirate says:

    You feelin’ lucky, mothafucka?

  9. avatar James Quick says:

    I am not left handed

    1. avatar Marus (Aurelius) Payne says:

      Lol. I get it.

    2. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

      Bye, have fun storming the castle!

  10. avatar Joe R. says:

    Waiting for the mare to say “Fire !”

  11. avatar bfitz76239 says:

    See Mister ATF agent, I’m not shouldering this pistol brace.

  12. avatar pieslapper says:

    “This here’s a .9mm ri-folver, the least powerful ri-folver in the world! If I shoot you with this it’ll almost take your hat clean off!”

  13. avatar DaveM says:

    Not sure if its a AR or AK?.
    Guessing its an AR series rifle with a shoulder thing that goes up with disposable clipazines.
    My question is are AK series rifle available with shoulder thing and disposable clipazines.?

  14. avatar Dustin Ho-Gland says:

    “The name’s Plissken.”

  15. avatar Todd Schoonover says:

    Hold on there mister! You told me that yellow snow was lemon flavored!!!

  16. avatar Ralph says:

    I ride the white horse. You ride the black horse. Got it?

  17. avatar nikonkidf3 says:

    I will give you this gun if you help me out of this ****ing coat.

  18. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “You go back there and tell Harvey: I’m. Not. Interested.” #MeToo

  19. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “Now is the winter of the discontent.”

    1. avatar DrewR55 says:


      “Now is the winter of our discontent.”

  20. avatar Sam Edmunds says:

    I dare you to pull the trigger, 50-50 chance that thing takes off your hand

  21. avatar Al says:

    No, you did NOT forget to bring the target stands….

  22. avatar Ing says:

    Few people know that this particular film features a gun in Harvey Weinstein’s favorite caliber: .9mm Schvantz.

  23. avatar CalGunsMD says:

    I’ve been looking for a .22 cal version of that revolving carbine!
    Army San Marcos and Uberti used to make them.
    Rare find on the the second hand market.

  24. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “The sheriff is a ni”GONG!!!!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “Anybody but the Irish. We draw the line at the Irish.”

    2. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:


      1. avatar Ing says:

        Harrumph! Harrumph!

        1. avatar JasonM says:

          I didn’t get a harrumph out of that guy!

        2. avatar Ing says:

          I was waiting for that.

    3. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

      Hush Harriet, that’s a sure way to get him killed!

  25. avatar jwm says:

    Black Bart stood rooted to the spot as he watched Whitey The Librarian change into a werewolf.

    And regretted for ever leaving his silver bullets at home this trip.

  26. avatar rt66paul says:

    I knew you were American by the hat. If you get out of this, don’t come back to Siberia with a cowboy hat!

  27. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Have you seen Quentin? I got to have a word with him, this is the stupidest piece of crap I’ve been in since Escape from LA!

  28. avatar IAmNotTheHulk says:

    Its not a woman’s coat, take it back or else!

  29. avatar JasonM says:

    “Damn it! I’m taking that mustache trimmer!”

  30. avatar troutbum5 says:

    Give me back my tennis shoes, or skin that smoke wagon, and see what happens.

  31. avatar BLoving says:

    “Go on, ya damn Yankee! Ask me ‘if it’s cold enough for ya!’ Go on! Say it!”

  32. avatar JFL says:

    Marsellus Wallace does not appreciate you giving his wife Mia a foot massage.

  33. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Yes, Clem, you loaded Gold Dots. Stop asking me to check!

  34. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    Lower that weapon before I use it to correct your posture…

  35. avatar jwm says:

    Crockett and Tubbs fell on hard times after they retired from Miami PD and had a falling out when a road trip went bad.

  36. avatar Jack says:

    If this pic was posted on TTAG, 1000 asswipes would shout, “Trigger discipline!”

    1. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

      “Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.”
      I dunno. That looks OK to me.

  37. avatar JJT says:

    “Hold still! You’ve got a mosquito on your ear. Don’t move a muscle.”

  38. avatar jwm says:

    “Say What! one more time……..”

  39. avatar Darrell KS says:

    “You put your right hand in.”
    “You put your right hand out.”
    “You do the liberal mislead, and you shake it all about!”

  40. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Nothin’. What’s snew with you?”

  41. avatar Geoff PR says:

    The jury was shown the footage of how the lethal anal injury inflicted by Samuel Jackson on the fur trapper occurred on the set of ‘The Hateful 8’ approximately 3 seconds after this point…

  42. avatar Larry Goldfinger says:

    Hold still. I’ll get that fly off of your ear.

  43. avatar Anonymoose says:

    [idiotic narration softly in the background]

  44. avatar Model 31 says:

    Kurt Russell points a gun at Samuel L. Jackson.

  45. avatar Model 31 says:

    You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it!

  46. avatar Marcus Piageti Ott says:

    I finally found someone who does not use a glock 19

  47. avatar Senior Gun Owner 1950 says:

    Ya know Ed, we ain’t the only two horse’s asses standing out here in the snow.

  48. avatar Joe Talluto says:

    “And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother. And you will know my name is the LORD!”

  49. avatar Republic if you can keep it says:

    I ain’t got no stinking tax stamp!

  50. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “This movie is so shitty, I’m seriously thinking of shooting you just to get out of it.”

  51. avatar Huntmaster says:

    White Horse – Do ya think he’s really gonna shoot him?
    Black Horse- I don’t know, but I hope he doesn’t figure out I’m the one who drank his bourbon.

  52. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Look, I’ve had it up to here with your damned global warming…

  53. avatar Bull Slinger says:

    Bump Stock I said. Do you want me to spell it fer ya?

  54. avatar see-dub says:

    “Again? Buddy, you don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?”
    “Well I just…hey, wait, you’re not even a real bear, are you?”

  55. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “I said simon says touch your nose dammit”

  56. avatar AaronW says:

    “Ya see, the plot is bascially The Vist, only with cowboys and guns. Now memorize them lines!”

  57. avatar Michael J Myers says:

    “You tell Quentin to keep Harvey Weinstein away from my Goldie!”

  58. avatar Duane says:

    Really now!

  59. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    Damnit!!! I was Wyatt Earp!! I know you remember that movie Sam! Wyatt Earp, Snake Plissken, I was banging Goldie Hawn… Still nothing? Seriously!?!?

  60. avatar TRUBRIT says:

    Look, I don’t like the damn scarf either but my Wife knitted it for me so I am not taking it off!

  61. avatar Paul53 says:

    We’re stuck here till spring. I say we cook the horse, put it between some leaves, it’ll taste like a Big Mac!

  62. avatar Hank says:

    It’s not a purse, it’s European. And that will be the last diss on my fur, capisce?

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  64. avatar Paul Volk says:

    Dammit, I say my mustache IS better than your’s.

  65. avatar Old Region Fan says:

    “This might not have a slide fire stock, by it’ll still keeeeeel ya “

  66. avatar Ardent says:

    For the last dang time, watch your language! I don’t know where you’re from, but around here calling people that is apt to get you killed.

  67. avatar Neal says:

    Give me them long johns…

  68. avatar Chieffox says:

    You gimme a hug or ill do you in right here and now.

  69. avatar youngbuck says:

    You might as well be pointing a stick at me since it’s wet out

  70. avatar AlanInFL says:

    You think you are a bad mother#@#er. I am The Bad Motherf#@#er!

  71. avatar jesse bogan says:

    Will you look jes’ how clean I got this barrel? That new Whale Snot really works!!

  72. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it’s an edgy hiccup cure, but it works every time.”

  73. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “shoot the battery off my shoulder. i dare ya.”

  74. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “looks like 1:18″ to me.”

  75. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “looks like we’re gonna have to wait to settle this when we thaw in the spring.”

  76. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Gimme the buttons off yer coat. The bear I kilt didn’t come with any!

  77. avatar Penetty says:

    No! You’re Riggs! I want to be Murtaugh!

  78. avatar tmm says:

    Nice hat! But it ain’t no Gunwerks hat.

  79. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Mine’s BIGGER. How’s THAT for busting a stereotype?”

  80. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Who’s ‘racist’ now?”

  81. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    “Still gonna ‘take a knee’?”

  82. avatar SWAMPDADDY says:

    BACK OFF! You’ll just have to do the horse

  83. avatar ATFAgentBob says:

    “Does this gun make my d**k look small?”

    “No, but it does clash with your boots and takes away from the visual impact of your belt buckle.”

  84. avatar jwm says:

    “Um, Kurt, whatever Goldie told you is a lie……”

  85. avatar jwm says:

    “I know what you thought you heard. But I never said ‘I’ll be your huckleberry’.”

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