Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Is it just me or does Petey the Parrot look worried?


  1. avatar Magoo says:

    We are the NRA.

  2. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Robert Blake’s first season of Baretta was plagued with bad perms.

  3. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Sex Sells…

  4. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    A bird in his hand was worth two AK’s in her bush…

    1. avatar Travis Leibold says:


  5. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    This is the lesser known Patty Hearst photo…

  6. avatar irock350 says:


  7. avatar Rebecca says:

    Tony Orlando and his little sister, Dawn, before he lost his weight and started singing. The gun and parrot are props.

  8. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    When Ramon started to teach his daughter to catch, kill, and field dress her food, he started small.

  9. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    Say “hello” to my lil’ frien. An my lil’ frien’s frien. An her parrot, who’s been talkin’ way too much ’bout our operation.

  10. avatar Van says:

    Bob, ever the professional, focused the camera and got the shot, not knowing if this was the pinnacle of his career as an Olan Mills associate or the worst day of his life.

    1. avatar Sid says:

      My favorite so far.

  11. avatar Gabriel says:

    Suburban pirates, circa 1978.

  12. avatar Ryan Finn says:


  13. avatar Tony says:

    Mullets and rifles. Welcome to the South.

  14. avatar Charles says:

    Just keep smiling, they won’t know it’s us in these guerrilla suits.

  15. avatar Ralph says:

    “She can put a round into a teacup at a thousand meters. And the girl with the rifle is pretty accurate, too.”

  16. avatar Gus says:

    “What?! Because the bird LOVES velour… THAT’S WHY!!””

  17. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Bobby learned very quickly to always clean the bird cage.

  18. avatar GaryinVT says:

    Damn yuppies.

  19. avatar srmc says:

    Ron Jeremy’s brother Raoul misunderstood when the photogapher said to bring his lady friend and a couple of their favorite playthings to the photo shoot.

  20. avatar James says:

    Nobody seems to have noticed yet, but why is the scope mounted on the forward hand guard over the piston/gas tube?

    1. avatar Bob H says:

      And why is the bayonet mounted with the blade up? And why put a scope on an AK to start with?

  21. avatar Bob H says:

    Which one is the female?

  22. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    These wife swapping parties are getting weirder and weirder…

  23. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    And now you know who is on the other side of “The Glory Hole”…

  24. avatar CUJO THE DOG OF WAR says:

    Somehow the “Wake Up, Newark” show with John Candy and Gilda Radner just didn’t last.

  25. avatar Aaron says:

    “When we say ‘vote for Pedro’ we mean it”

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      PS… I’m very glad this one managed not to make it into Kyle Cassidy’s book Armed America.

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