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Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar Moonshine7102 says:

    Camoflage: ur doin it rong.

  2. avatar Ralph says:

    Cousin It was proud to be a member of the Royal Marines.

    1. avatar Mike Taylor says:

      Ralph, FTW! (again) =sigh=

  3. avatar Steve says:

    ” Ladies and gentlemen, introducing YOUR 2013 NEW YORK YANKEES!”

  4. avatar charlie Taylor says:

    “Hey um, guys? I know this frat is known for it’s weird initiation rituals, but can you at least tell me where we’re going?”

  5. avatar David says:

    In an effort to avoid budget cutbacks, the Kazakh army has begun issuing invisible rifles to it’s snipers…trust us…see, he is holding it…we promise…

    Additionally, every other soldier will be issued a barrel. These men will be well instructed in how to yell bang really loud and look really bada$$.

    1. avatar Kevin T says:

      look closely, he actually does have a rifle lol

  6. avatar Marty Callan says:

    If you could hear what cousin It was saying… Mom, he’s touching me!

  7. avatar Sanchanim says:

    You can’t see me, I’m not home!!!

  8. avatar Michael B. says:

    “Hey brah, wake up, they’re taking a picture of us.”

    1. avatar Eviljay says:

      ” See guys I told you we could get the hooker out of the barracks without anyone knowing!”

      1. avatar Derek says:


        I think this is the winner.

  9. avatar Hal says:

    This week on “Dance Moms…”

  10. avatar racer88 says:

    “Where’s Gary? Anyone seen Gary?”

  11. avatar MadDawgJ says:

    “I can’t see you, so you can’t see me, I can’t see you, so you can’t see me…”

  12. avatar Dale says:

    Damn Seagulls!

  13. avatar racer88 says:

    You were nearly invisible, except the black gloves gave you away.

  14. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Hey, where’s Ghillie? I can hear him but I don’t see him anywhere.

  15. avatar Bob says:

    Where did I put the rest of my rifle? Oh, there it is in that pile of weeds over there. @$%#, No more time – Everyone sit at attention as we pass in review. Look normal. Look normal.

  16. avatar flyboy says:

    Mom, those scary floating gloves are back!

  17. avatar Bob says:

    Chewbacca was taken to a far away planet by the Imperial storm troopers.

  18. avatar Mike S says:

    After bringing suit, Plant Boy was finally allowed to serve in his nation’s armed forces

  19. avatar Joe Christensen says:

    Where are those three going?

  20. avatar Alicia says:

    You guys told me it was Friday casual this week!

  21. “Guys, recycling is also a very important part of what we stand for.”

  22. avatar Mike OFWG says:

    TO&E: One Each Wookie Per Fire Team

    1. avatar Hal says:

      Okay, that’s fucking hilarious… I can’t even type right now…

    2. avatar APBTFan says:

      Thanks for the laugh – I needed it today. Got my vote.

  23. avatar JR says:

    Ha! You guys are idiots, they totally can’t see me.

  24. avatar duallydog07 says:

    I’m too embarrassed to be seen with you guys . You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves to be seen the way you are . I’m keeping this ghillie on.You can’t even hold your guns properly . And you Fred , with your stupid little green lunchbox , you can’t go anywhere without it

  25. avatar Hal says:

    I didn’t know Rachel Maddow was in the Army…

  26. avatar PC says:

    The Man-Thing ® enlists! Film at 11.

  27. avatar Danny McBee says:

    My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up. So I became a shrub.

  28. avatar Matt says:

    “And they thought the ghillie suit for my penis was a stupid idea.”

  29. avatar Derek says:

    Coming this summer: Swamp Thing 2.

  30. avatar Catfish says:

    “O.K., which of you clowns barfed the egg-drop soup?”

  31. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Bad hair day? ( A little dab of Brylcreem will do ‘ya.)

  32. avatar Silver says:

    Bob didn’t get the memo that casual Friday was cancelled.

  33. avatar Dale Doty says:

    I didn’t get the memo.

  34. avatar Aharon says:

    These are just your typical private citizen bus passengers in Portland responding to the push by the left-wing politicians to take public transportation so there will be less traffic congestion and pollution in our fair city.

  35. avatar Tarrou says:

    Bravo Team finds an innovative way to keep Private Snuffy’s horrible dis-figuration from affecting their reviews.

  36. avatar bontai Joe says:

    “Boy, these sure are good seats for today’s game!”

  37. avatar wheelgun says:

    Never get botox and a chemical face peel the day before a parade.

  38. avatar Leo Atrox says:

    “Admiral, we’re ready to get on the transport to Endor … Hey Chewie, what’s up with the gloves?”

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