Home Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest Law and Order Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - April 20, 2012 44 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ [h/t thefirearmblog.com] ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR A Good Neighbor Arrested in California: 250 Guns, 20 Cans, Million Rounds of Ammo Chicago’s Bumbling Mayor Announces an End to ‘ShotSpotter’ Pending Contract Extension Trio Tries Armed Robbery…With Wrong-Way Scope on Rifle 44 COMMENTS Camoflage: ur doin it rong. Reply Cousin It was proud to be a member of the Royal Marines. Reply Ralph, FTW! (again) =sigh= Reply ” Ladies and gentlemen, introducing YOUR 2013 NEW YORK YANKEES!” Reply “Hey um, guys? I know this frat is known for it’s weird initiation rituals, but can you at least tell me where we’re going?” Reply In an effort to avoid budget cutbacks, the Kazakh army has begun issuing invisible rifles to it’s snipers…trust us…see, he is holding it…we promise… Additionally, every other soldier will be issued a barrel. These men will be well instructed in how to yell bang really loud and look really bada$$. Reply look closely, he actually does have a rifle lol Reply If you could hear what cousin It was saying… Mom, he’s touching me! Reply You can’t see me, I’m not home!!! Reply “Hey brah, wake up, they’re taking a picture of us.” Reply ” See guys I told you we could get the hooker out of the barracks without anyone knowing!” Reply LMAO I think this is the winner. Reply This week on “Dance Moms…” Reply “Where’s Gary? Anyone seen Gary?” Reply “I can’t see you, so you can’t see me, I can’t see you, so you can’t see me…” Reply Damn Seagulls! Reply You were nearly invisible, except the black gloves gave you away. Reply Hey, where’s Ghillie? I can hear him but I don’t see him anywhere. Reply Where did I put the rest of my rifle? Oh, there it is in that pile of weeds over there. @$%#, No more time – Everyone sit at attention as we pass in review. Look normal. Look normal. Reply Mom, those scary floating gloves are back! Reply Chewbacca was taken to a far away planet by the Imperial storm troopers. Reply After bringing suit, Plant Boy was finally allowed to serve in his nation’s armed forces Reply Where are those three going? Reply You guys told me it was Friday casual this week! Reply “Guys, recycling is also a very important part of what we stand for.” Reply TO&E: One Each Wookie Per Fire Team Reply Okay, that’s fucking hilarious… I can’t even type right now… Reply Thanks for the laugh – I needed it today. Got my vote. Reply Ha! You guys are idiots, they totally can’t see me. Reply I’m too embarrassed to be seen with you guys . You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves to be seen the way you are . I’m keeping this ghillie on.You can’t even hold your guns properly . And you Fred , with your stupid little green lunchbox , you can’t go anywhere without it Reply I didn’t know Rachel Maddow was in the Army… Reply The Man-Thing ® enlists! Film at 11. Reply My parents told me I could be anything when I grew up. So I became a shrub. Reply “And they thought the ghillie suit for my penis was a stupid idea.” Reply Coming this summer: Swamp Thing 2. Reply “O.K., which of you clowns barfed the egg-drop soup?” Reply Bad hair day? ( A little dab of Brylcreem will do ‘ya.) Reply Bob didn’t get the memo that casual Friday was cancelled. Reply I didn’t get the memo. Reply These are just your typical private citizen bus passengers in Portland responding to the push by the left-wing politicians to take public transportation so there will be less traffic congestion and pollution in our fair city. Reply Bravo Team finds an innovative way to keep Private Snuffy’s horrible dis-figuration from affecting their reviews. Reply “Boy, these sure are good seats for today’s game!” Reply Never get botox and a chemical face peel the day before a parade. Reply “Admiral, we’re ready to get on the transport to Endor … Hey Chewie, what’s up with the gloves?” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.