Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a GLOCK Range Kit

Chadwick was last week’s winner. He’ll be getting a package in the mail soon with Swab-Its new Star Chamber swabs. This week’s prize is a GLOCK Range Kit with eye and ear pro. Enter your caption for this pic in the comments before midnight Sunday for a shot at the title.


  1. Hoisted by his own petard.

  2. avatar Illinois_Minion says:

    The first anti-flying carpet gun test.

  3. avatar Mr. AR says:

    Boom! Tough Actin’ TINACTIN

  4. avatar YAR0892 says:

    We have Liftoff!

  5. avatar LonesomeCrow says:

    Iraqi Space Program

  6. avatar Ralph says:

    The first Arab moon shot did not go exactly as planned.

  7. avatar Justin says:

    And so Aladdin had to put down another flying carpet.

    1. avatar Mad blog Mattis says:

      General Mattis: (face palm) Thats not what I meant when I said “carpet bomb” the m$&@&$?!?$

  8. avatar Sully says:

    Hold my beer…

  9. avatar AaronW says:

    “Ok… just remember pal, that laptops now go only in CHECKED luggage.”

  10. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Iran’s manned rocket program gets off the ground.

  11. “Saudi Arabian Quidditch: now with exploding brooms.”

    1. avatar cmac890 says:

      I was originally thinking along the same lines.

      “The Saudis play Quidditch VERY differently”

    2. avatar jwm says:

      Scares the crap out of the muggles.

  12. avatar cmac890 says:


  13. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Magic carpet ride.

  14. avatar Paul in TN says:

    Ali Babba to his errant flying carpet, “When I say Whoa, I MEANS WHOA!”

  15. avatar Mr.Savage says:

    watch this guy freak out, I put tanerite under his pillow!

  16. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “But for your really tough camel urine stains…”

  17. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    ? So why don’t you come with me little girl, on a magic carpet ride ?

  18. avatar Clay-in-UT says:

    Indian food does the same thing to me

  19. avatar Earl Cantwell says:

    “Have you seen the video of that firearms instructor?(you know which one) Well this is his cousin”

  20. avatar CTstooge says:

    Edible Falafel Tannerite makes its debut in the Arabian Peninsula…

  21. avatar CTstooge says:

    Edible Tannerite Falafel makes its debut in Arabian Peninsula….

  22. avatar BRUCE A BOGLE says:

    Damn that chili had a lot of beans.

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Hey Habib. .. watch this!”

  24. I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
    On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
    Any place it goes is right

  25. avatar Derek in the LBC says:

    Instructor Zero training Saudi Tier -1 Operators

  26. avatar Mark N. says:

    Afghani Afghan Fumigant

    1. avatar Mark N. says:

      …with a custom Mosin Nagant.

  27. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Don’t do that! Not on the rug, man….

    1. avatar martin says:

      That rug really tied the room together

    2. avatar Zeke says:

      Yeah, well at least I’m housebroken…

      1. avatar warrant242 says:

        Nice marmot.

  28. avatar jwm says:

    Aloha Snackbar!

  29. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    the ceremonial goat killing rug dance for the world series of buzkashi.

  30. avatar Arc says:

    I had a rug exactly, EXACTLY like that one…

  31. avatar jwm says:

    Achmed will never be Jerry Miculek. Bless his heart.

  32. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    ahpoo over reacted when he saw the moth.

  33. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    destroying the “fleas of a thousand camels” before his armpits are infested.

  34. avatar RCC says:

    Magic Carpets R Us mobile repair service

  35. avatar Jody says:

    While the Wright brothers were experiencing some success in the USA, On the other side of the globe,…..

  36. avatar Paul53 says:

    Yes Scooter, they have witches in Iran too!

  37. avatar David says:

    Surely this violates at least one of the weapon safety rules

  38. avatar pieslapper says:

    Iraq’s Funniest Home Videos

  39. avatar Jjt says:

    Besides algebra and the modern decimal numeric system, early arabs also invented the pogo stick, using gunpowder imported from China along the Silk Road.

  40. avatar FlaFrogman says:

    Achmed trades in his Nimbus 2000 for a more explosive Jezail 1839!

  41. The “felafel hangover” so to speak.

  42. avatar former water walker says:

    Magic carpet whirling dervish…and a salami lincoln to you!

  43. “Quick, Abdul! Think of three wishes!”

  44. avatar EchoRomeoRomeo says:


  45. avatar Mike saunders says:

    La cucaracha!

  46. avatar Nine says:

    “Colorized photograph of the Ottoman Empire’s little known space program”

  47. avatar Penetty says:

    Flying Nimbus!

  48. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    To his dismay Omar discovered he couldn’t shoot the infidels through the earth.

  49. “Achmed! This is not how you use a giant bong. Upside down, my brother!”

  50. avatar Gregolas says:

    How to jumpstart a flying carpet.

  51. avatar YAR0892 says:

    Sim sim salabim!

  52. avatar Andre says:


  53. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    Worried about peak oil, Abdul tests yet another way to fuel his flying carpet following the explosive failure of methane from camel dung.

  54. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    The new .90 caliber Infidel Slayer Mark 3 only gets a 4 star review because of its slightly “snappy” recoil.

  55. avatar Larry says:

    Jumping Achmed flash and his magic carpet ride.

  56. avatar Zeke says:

    “And now it’s a DYING carpet!”

  57. avatar Dm says:

    Khalid confused two of the 1970’s greatest hits when he tried to play “smoke on magic carpet ride” with his sitar.

  58. avatar HandyDan says:

    Hillary takes off on her custom broomstick after apologizing to her investors for the results of the 2016 election.

  59. avatar Nermal Jones says:

    A flawless re-creation of the early Saudi space program, here depicting a successful lift-off.

  60. avatar Kroglikepie says:

    The Pakistani Space Program takes flight!

  61. avatar J says:

    Whoa! That was close. Almost shot my feet.

  62. avatar Papa says:

    Glock KaBoom!!!

  63. avatar Jason says:

    Turns out goat spunk is highly combustible

  64. avatar Ironhead says:

    A flying carpet vs a ciws.

  65. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    Quality Control at for Authentic Persian Rugs is more complicated than you would expect, and they aim to please.

  66. avatar rt66paul says:

    Special offer for a limited time 3 tents carpet cleaned for 99 shekals.

  67. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    Sand: the boring frontier. These are the caravans of the camel herder Ibn Prizz. Its 14 century mission: to explore strange new lands, to seek out non-believers and infidels, to boldly goat where no man has gunned before.

  68. avatar pieslapper says:

    Elon’s first Space x prototype wasn’t quite as successful as he’d hoped.

  69. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    You must be at least this crazy to ride.

  70. avatar pete says:

    I must go; my people need me.

    1. avatar Chip in Florida says:


  71. avatar Lance F says:

    What no glock with the glock kit? How does that work? What you want us to comment on the first photo? Oh…the rubber scorpion is always good for a laugh!

  72. avatar Brian says:

    “Then Pharaoh also called for the wise men and the sorcerers, and they also, the magicians of Egypt, did the same with their secret arts.” Exodus 7:11

  73. avatar Sirtri says:

    I show you .. Muzzle Brake…!!!

  74. avatar Suspisious Reader says:

    “And that, officer, is why I don’t appendix carry anymore.”

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this was last weeks winner?????????????????????????

    Something tells me that these “contests” are rigged. It wasn’t even close to the best caption.

    Just so that we know, what determines the winner?

    Accuracy? comedy? Truth? Fiction? Hate? Love?

    looking at past winners very few choices make sense. Who is deciding and under what parameters?

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      “… what determines the winner?”

      Whatever tickles Mr. Farago’s fancy.

      1. avatar Robert Farago says:

        Actually, Mr. Zimmerman.

        1. avatar Not a Monkey says:

          We can tell. That’s the only thing that could even Make a little sense based on past winners.

          Makes them all look like trained monkeys! Enjoy your bananas!!

  75. avatar Skrobie says:

    allow me to sing you the song of my people

  76. avatar LHW says:

    I told you that I hare snakes.

  77. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    I don’t need a magic flying carpet, I have a magic flying rifle!

  78. avatar JohnSkiS says:

    *A rare photo of the last step in the magic process to make a compact 1911 ALMOST as reliable as a Glock.*

  79. avatar tearlach65 says:

    Early attempts at Single Stage to Orbit.

  80. avatar Robert w. says:

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!

  81. avatar Mick says:

    Circa 1880…

    When Fakhraddin-willywallybobbob Sr. denied Fakhraddin-willywallybobbob Jr. the use of the family flying carpet for a Saturday night date with Fatima, Jr. (presumably the hottest cheerleader at Riyadh High though her face had yet to be seen due to her hijab), Jr. decided if HE couldn’t use the family carpet no one was going to use the carpet…

  82. avatar Lance F says:

    Now we know how the last of the mohicans came to be the last!

  83. avatar Evan Carey says:

    “How many times I tell you, that was the last of the bacon, God damn it!

  84. avatar Bud says:

    Aladdin made this look so easy!

  85. avatar jwm says:

    Mohammeds first morning at jihadi camp did not go well.

  86. avatar Darkstar says:

    Because formula 409 wasnt good enoungh, he’s trying .410.

  87. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Ya stupid camel! When I say ‘Woah,’ I mean WOAH!!

  88. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    At all times, Hakim honored Shooting Rule #2, pointing his muzzle only at things he wanted to destroy. The rug his mother-in-law bequeathed him was one of those things.

  89. avatar JSS says:

    Is that the gun or his fart cannon making the cloud??

  90. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    Damm tacos.

  91. avatar Rick Rewerts says:

    Saddam Steemer gets carpets cleaner!

  92. avatar Mike Betts says:

    The latest BASA (Bedouin Aeronautics and Space Administration) test.

  93. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “…then continue jumping and shooting until the falafel, goat milk, butter ghee, tahini, couscous, figs and pomegranate are thoroughly blended.”

  94. avatar Ben says:

    Super Mario RPG

  95. avatar RatInDaHat says:

    I know i’m late to the party , but here is what i thought: “Musket jump.”

  96. avatar D. in OR says:

    During the Quidditch championships Weasley’s broom backfired before he could join the match.

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