Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Mark says:

    “Your barrel is pitted…”
    “Your lens cap is on…”

  2. avatar Adam D says:

    F-stop, don’t shoot!

    1. avatar racer88 says:

      photog-nerd humor! 😉

  3. avatar GS650G says:

    Wait for the flash.

    1. avatar Adam D says:


  4. avatar davvehall says:

    Ok,the duel starts now!! we both shoot on the count of 3 and then see who wins!!

  5. avatar Charlie says:

    My camera isn’t as ubiquitous as your M4.

  6. avatar DrewR55 says:

    NBC’s pilot episode for the reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’ is set in California.

  7. avatar Curtis says:

    Major manufacturer M4 rifle with tactical attachments: $1,800
    Major manufacturer DSLR with lenses and accessories: $2,000
    Finding which one points and shoots better: priceless.

  8. avatar KWAL says:

    California police set to seize cameras not on the official DOJ “approved” list.

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:


  9. avatar Tom says:

    I want to see my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone!

    I am posting too quickly! Slow Down!

  10. avatar mike0101 says:

    You know the man in black was Johnny Cash right?

  11. avatar Aharon says:

    Recruiting Ad pic for the next generation of some fascist government’s Storm Troopers.

  12. avatar ctsheepdog says:

    On the count of three fire, one, two, …….

  13. avatar Van says:

    Don’t get shot just to get the shot.

  14. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Know your target and what is in front of it.

  15. avatar ctsheepdog says:

    Wait, aren’t we supposed to take photos showing your flash hider’s capabilities after dark?

    Now, did he fire 30 bullets into the rioting crowd or was it 29?

  16. avatar racer88 says:

    Drop it!

    No… YOU drop it!

    You drop it first!

    After you drop it!

  17. avatar Guywithagun says:

    The professional instructors demonstrate the proper positioning taught at James Yeager’s school of photography.

    1. avatar Aaron says:

      +100 – I was thinking the same thing.

    2. avatar Phrederick says:

      This wins.

  18. avatar Hal says:

    It seems the ATF has finally had enough of Fox News’ coverage of Operation Fast and Furious…

    1. avatar IndyEric says:

      That’s exactly what I was thinking.

  19. avatar Ralph says:

    “Foolish photographer. Your 35mm DSLR is no match for my 5.56 M4.”

  20. avatar Bryan says:

    Confucius say, “Paparazzi must know your limitations!

  21. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Photographer thinking to himself, “I am still not quitye at the angle I want for this shot.”
    Police officer thinking to himse;f, “I know the boss said to cooperate for this magazine photo shoot, but if I just shoot the ear ring off this guy, maybe he will pester someone else the rest of the day.”

  22. avatar Aaron says:

    “Take only photos, leave only casings”

    1. avatar Blinky Pete says:

      I vote for this one.

  23. avatar Todd says:

    you loose. . .

  24. avatar sam says:

    Please no one say shoot

    1. avatar Urquattro says:


  25. avatar Bob says:

    When I said “No photographs.”, I meant “No Photographs.”

  26. avatar NavyVet73 says:

    Photographer: Yeah, you may think you’re cooler, but I can delete *my* bad shots!

  27. avatar Aaron says:

    “we’re running a special on professional headshots…. 100% off”

  28. avatar Phrederick says:

    Say Swiss Cheese!

  29. avatar nrogers says:

    “Smile! Wait for the flash!”

  30. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    well….if my calculations are correct…..

  31. avatar Roadrunner says:

    Then pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you’re one-on-one.

  32. avatar LeftShooter says:

    Every photographer’s dream: a shot to die for!

  33. avatar Hal says:

    Kneepads; ur doing it wrong

  34. avatar DaveM says:

    I guess they don’t make goggles in small or is that a face sheild ?

  35. avatar Chris says:

    They only thing that photographer wants to hear is “Click.”

  36. avatar Parthenon says:

    This photo would later be taken out of context, sparking protests across the nation.

  37. avatar Daniel says:

    My CF card has a higher capacity than your magazine, but yours is longer than mine. Can we agree on that?

  38. avatar Daniel says:

    “No photos” my ass. See? Everything is fine. Now to move the focus three feet forward…

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Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Van says:

    That tattoo is so bad I can’t think of anything funny to say.

    1. avatar Leo Atrox says:

      That’s exactly my thought. To heck with a caption; I want to know this woman.

  2. avatar Patrick B. says:

    I can’t get the picture to scroll over for the Sharon Stone money-shot….

  3. avatar Aaron says:

    I can think of three

    This is wearing a gun RIWB, Really Inside the waist band

    The campus climate is so anti-gun, that even a firearm tattoo will
    fend off a letcherous professor

    There is only one male suitor that can remove this sort of garter…
    his name is Dr. Frankenstein

  4. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “What tattoo? Oh, those are sleep lines. The garter and derringer are all I ever wear to bed.”

  5. avatar GS650G says:

    Let’s have a holster review on this right away.

  6. avatar freeport56 says:

    Ultimate ‘Thigh Holster’

  7. avatar Veekay says:

    I would.

  8. avatar Mr Normal says:

    “I’ll be in my bunk”
    – J. Cobb

  9. avatar Dave J says:

    “does my wife-beater shirt go with my new tat?”

  10. avatar Ordine Nuovo says:

    The caliber increases with calorie consumption.

  11. avatar Don says:

    “happy to see you”

  12. avatar Silver says:

    She better stay out of California…they’ll make her amputate her leg at the border.

  13. avatar Tom says:


  14. avatar Joe nobody says:

    I am now 100% for open carry!

  15. avatar Joe nobody says:

    I am now 100% for open carry

  16. avatar Dirty old man says:

    A lady’s BIC for a hair trigger?

  17. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Tex Grebner’s got nothing on me.

  18. avatar DigDoug says:

    Do the Hoppes people make sunblock?

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