Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - May 11, 2012 46 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Supreme Court Bump Stock Case Starts Today Lessons From A Fake Attack On A South Florida Krav Maga Business Smith & Wesson Releases the 5.56mm M&P SPORT III rifle 46 COMMENTS “Your barrel is pitted…” “Your lens cap is on…” Reply F-stop, don’t shoot! Reply photog-nerd humor! 😉 Reply Wait for the flash. Reply Excellent! Reply Ok,the duel starts now!! we both shoot on the count of 3 and then see who wins!! Reply My camera isn’t as ubiquitous as your M4. Reply NBC’s pilot episode for the reboot of ‘The Odd Couple’ is set in California. Reply Major manufacturer M4 rifle with tactical attachments: $1,800 Major manufacturer DSLR with lenses and accessories: $2,000 Finding which one points and shoots better: priceless. Reply California police set to seize cameras not on the official DOJ “approved” list. Reply +1 Reply I want to see my smiling face on the cover of the Rolling Stone! I am posting too quickly! Slow Down! Reply You know the man in black was Johnny Cash right? Reply Recruiting Ad pic for the next generation of some fascist government’s Storm Troopers. Reply On the count of three fire, one, two, ……. Reply Don’t get shot just to get the shot. Reply Know your target and what is in front of it. Reply Wait, aren’t we supposed to take photos showing your flash hider’s capabilities after dark? ================= Now, did he fire 30 bullets into the rioting crowd or was it 29? Reply Drop it! No… YOU drop it! You drop it first! After you drop it! Reply The professional instructors demonstrate the proper positioning taught at James Yeager’s school of photography. Reply +100 – I was thinking the same thing. Reply This wins. Reply It seems the ATF has finally had enough of Fox News’ coverage of Operation Fast and Furious… Reply That’s exactly what I was thinking. Reply “Foolish photographer. Your 35mm DSLR is no match for my 5.56 M4.” Reply Confucius say, “Paparazzi must know your limitations! Reply Photographer thinking to himself, “I am still not quitye at the angle I want for this shot.” Police officer thinking to himse;f, “I know the boss said to cooperate for this magazine photo shoot, but if I just shoot the ear ring off this guy, maybe he will pester someone else the rest of the day.” Reply “Take only photos, leave only casings” Reply I vote for this one. Reply you loose. . . Reply Please no one say shoot Reply HAHA! Reply When I said “No photographs.”, I meant “No Photographs.” Reply Photographer: Yeah, you may think you’re cooler, but I can delete *my* bad shots! Reply “we’re running a special on professional headshots…. 100% off” Reply Say Swiss Cheese! Reply “Smile! Wait for the flash!” Reply well….if my calculations are correct….. Reply Then pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you’re one-on-one. Reply Every photographer’s dream: a shot to die for! Reply Kneepads; ur doing it wrong Reply I guess they don’t make goggles in small or is that a face sheild ? Reply They only thing that photographer wants to hear is “Click.” Reply This photo would later be taken out of context, sparking protests across the nation. Reply My CF card has a higher capacity than your magazine, but yours is longer than mine. Can we agree on that? Reply “No photos” my ass. See? Everything is fine. Now to move the focus three feet forward… Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.