1. Major manufacturer M4 rifle with tactical attachments: $1,800
    Major manufacturer DSLR with lenses and accessories: $2,000
    Finding which one points and shoots better: priceless.

  2. Wait, aren’t we supposed to take photos showing your flash hider’s capabilities after dark?

    Now, did he fire 30 bullets into the rioting crowd or was it 29?

  3. The professional instructors demonstrate the proper positioning taught at James Yeager’s school of photography.

  4. Photographer thinking to himself, “I am still not quitye at the angle I want for this shot.”
    Police officer thinking to himse;f, “I know the boss said to cooperate for this magazine photo shoot, but if I just shoot the ear ring off this guy, maybe he will pester someone else the rest of the day.”

  5. My CF card has a higher capacity than your magazine, but yours is longer than mine. Can we agree on that?


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