Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Tim says:

    Never heard of “creedmore”?!?

  2. avatar Joe R. says:

    The only form of tolerate(D) gun control.

  3. avatar jwm says:

    “Wouldn’t you rather I played with your gun, John?”

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Fur is murder, beyotch!

  5. avatar Joe R. says:

    Jerry Miculek’s parents while courting.

  6. avatar DrewR says:

    Don’t question my technique, I’m a self proclaimed internet gun expert!

  7. avatar MikePotts says:

    Oh Asta!

    1. avatar JohnTX says:

      I think you’re the only one so far who knows what movie that’s from.

      1. avatar Felix says:

        It’s a thin hint, man.

  8. avatar Mikeoregon says:

    “Hush Ida, I saw this technique on YouTube”.

  9. “So Greta, you’re saying with enough aiming fluid and the use of my garish man-slippers, I too can shoot a company of minks?”

  10. avatar Jody says:

    With her rich old husband just refusing to die, Nora executes her plan to frame the butler for murder while he sleeps.

  11. avatar Paul M says:

    No eye or ear protection, no trigger discipline, what more could a girl want?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      And there’s booze readily available.

  12. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Put. The Sharpie. Down.

  13. avatar Ralph says:

    Don’t laugh. How do you think I was able to get you that coat?

  14. avatar MarkF says:

    “Hmmm. When I asked if you had anything between your legs about to go off, I had something else in mind.”

  15. avatar adverse4 says:

    It ain’t what you got, it’s how you use it.

  16. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    When I said I had a foot fetish that is not what I meant!!!

  17. avatar jimmy james says:

    Open the window and I’ll shoot you a hat to go with that coat.

  18. avatar Hooda Thunkett says:

    I’m a much better shot with my bunny slippers.

  19. avatar Rammsteinrules says:

    Hey Myrna….I have a thin man for ya!

  20. avatar Matt G says:

    Let’s see if I can get this fart to light…

  21. avatar strych9 says:

    “That’s not a footjob. This is a footjob!”

  22. avatar Rammsteinrules says:

    One of my fave series. Check it out. The Thin Man and many sequels based on a novel written by Dashiel Hammet (Maltese Falcon).. The movies are hilarious and NFW could they be made today!! Myrna Loy without a bra and the sh!t that William Powell does. That scene he is drunk first thing in the morning just before Christmas. He is shooting ornaments on the tree…LMAO

  23. avatar LHW says:

    I said give us some alone time.

  24. avatar DAN V says:

    A gun therapist, treating her client’s recoil flinch.

  25. avatar David says:

    If I clench real hard, the clay pigeon gets about 10 yards out and I blast him! Wanna see?

  26. avatar JoeBaja says:

    Dead frog + creedmore + sofa = Davenport position. Outlawed by IHMSA in 1986 for being too comfy.

  27. avatar Aaron says:

    California couple practicing with their new “featureless” rifle.

  28. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “…and this dear, is how I shot that charging bear whose fur you’re now wearing…”

  29. avatar tmm says:

    “What would you say that sight radius is, about a foot?”

  30. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Dame in quiet thought:
    “that doesn’t look HARD.”

  31. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    as the lady waits in vain for her lover to show passion, she suddenly begins to understand the whole “gun is a replacement for pecker” thing…….

  32. avatar anonymoose says:

    If that’s your husband at the door I’m not pulling any punches.

  33. avatar Gsd says:

    Be careful Nick or you’ll shoot yourself in the Asta.

  34. avatar JW says:

    Not what *I’d* want between my legs, but whatever floats your boat, honey…

  35. avatar Penetty says:

    Salvador Dali transitions into performance art with “Childbirth”.

  36. avatar SCM says:

    Tactical Smacktical

  37. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “that’s your mother’s knock…”

  38. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i hate hillary too, dear, but couldn’t you just use the remote?”

  39. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    But Nora, you said you wanted bigger!
    But Nickie, I wasn’t referring to barrel length. I was talking about caliber.

  40. avatar Von says:

    Damn squirrel is in the bird feeder again.

  41. avatar K42 in sea says:

    “Look dear, I’m a tank!”

  42. avatar Tom Collins says:

    That cuckoo clock is really pissing me off!

  43. avatar Joshua Allen says:

    You are holding a pistol between your feet, I want to make love to you right now!

  44. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    I’m gonna get that fly on the wall if it’s the last thing I ever do!

  45. avatar AlanInFL says:

    This is the fastest way to get of that dang ingrown toe nail.

  46. avatar ed says:

    “and then the elephant tripped, and that’s how I broke my leg.”

  47. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “skippy dragged the roast off the counter…”

  48. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “honestly, nick, the doctor says the rectal thermometer is more accurate…”

  49. avatar engineear says:

    THAT’S how you light a fart?

  50. avatar A. C. says:

    “We are having duck for dinner, my dear. Any minute now a duck will fly past the window and I’m ready for it.”

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