Home Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - December 9, 2016 53 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Brownells Giving Away a SIG MCX-SPEAR, SLX Suppressor and Training at the SIG Academy Enter Leupold’s ‘Project Hunt’ Contest and Have Your Hunt Professionally Filmed Weekend Photo Caption Contest: Win a Pair of Howard Leight Bluetooth Earmuffs 53 COMMENTS Never heard of “creedmore”?!? Reply The only form of tolerate(D) gun control. Reply “Wouldn’t you rather I played with your gun, John?” Reply Fur is murder, beyotch! Reply Jerry Miculek’s parents while courting. Reply Don’t question my technique, I’m a self proclaimed internet gun expert! Reply Oh Asta! Reply I think you’re the only one so far who knows what movie that’s from. Reply It’s a thin hint, man. Reply “Hush Ida, I saw this technique on YouTube”. Reply “So Greta, you’re saying with enough aiming fluid and the use of my garish man-slippers, I too can shoot a company of minks?” Reply With her rich old husband just refusing to die, Nora executes her plan to frame the butler for murder while he sleeps. Reply No eye or ear protection, no trigger discipline, what more could a girl want? Reply And there’s booze readily available. Reply Put. The Sharpie. Down. Reply Don’t laugh. How do you think I was able to get you that coat? Reply “Hmmm. When I asked if you had anything between your legs about to go off, I had something else in mind.” Reply It ain’t what you got, it’s how you use it. Reply When I said I had a foot fetish that is not what I meant!!! Reply Open the window and I’ll shoot you a hat to go with that coat. Reply I’m a much better shot with my bunny slippers. Reply Hey Myrna….I have a thin man for ya! Reply Let’s see if I can get this fart to light… Reply “That’s not a footjob. This is a footjob!” Reply One of my fave series. Check it out. The Thin Man and many sequels based on a novel written by Dashiel Hammet (Maltese Falcon).. The movies are hilarious and NFW could they be made today!! Myrna Loy without a bra and the sh!t that William Powell does. That scene he is drunk first thing in the morning just before Christmas. He is shooting ornaments on the tree…LMAO Reply I said give us some alone time. Reply A gun therapist, treating her client’s recoil flinch. Reply If I clench real hard, the clay pigeon gets about 10 yards out and I blast him! Wanna see? Reply Dead frog + creedmore + sofa = Davenport position. Outlawed by IHMSA in 1986 for being too comfy. Reply California couple practicing with their new “featureless” rifle. Reply “…and this dear, is how I shot that charging bear whose fur you’re now wearing…” Reply “What would you say that sight radius is, about a foot?” Reply Dame in quiet thought: “that doesn’t look HARD.” Reply as the lady waits in vain for her lover to show passion, she suddenly begins to understand the whole “gun is a replacement for pecker” thing……. Reply If that’s your husband at the door I’m not pulling any punches. Reply Be careful Nick or you’ll shoot yourself in the Asta. Reply Not what *I’d* want between my legs, but whatever floats your boat, honey… Reply Salvador Dali transitions into performance art with “Childbirth”. Reply Tactical Smacktical Reply “that’s your mother’s knock…” Reply “i hate hillary too, dear, but couldn’t you just use the remote?” Reply But Nora, you said you wanted bigger! But Nickie, I wasn’t referring to barrel length. I was talking about caliber. Reply Damn squirrel is in the bird feeder again. Reply “Look dear, I’m a tank!” Reply That cuckoo clock is really pissing me off! Reply You are holding a pistol between your feet, I want to make love to you right now! Reply I’m gonna get that fly on the wall if it’s the last thing I ever do! Reply This is the fastest way to get of that dang ingrown toe nail. Reply “and then the elephant tripped, and that’s how I broke my leg.” Reply “skippy dragged the roast off the counter…” Reply “honestly, nick, the doctor says the rectal thermometer is more accurate…” Reply THAT’S how you light a fart? Reply “We are having duck for dinner, my dear. Any minute now a duck will fly past the window and I’m ready for it.” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.