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  1. The daily terror of being chased down the road by the neighborhood schnauzers had finally driven Hans and Deeter to the brink. This time would be different. This time… they would be ready.

  2. Early GE researchers prototype the first pedal-powered Minigun. Delivering a scorching 189 rounds/minute firing rate, the “Velocicannon” was plagued with difficulties, including the fatigue issues associated with keeping a crewman peddling continuously to achieve high rates of fire.

  3. “I don’t know, Yan, it sounds kind of stupid.”

    “Well think about, though; you see with the havoc our advanced knife technology has unleashed on law enforcement, eventually they will NEED these to keep the peace!”

  4. Kid: “Grandpa, what kind of military vehicle did you drive during the war??”
    Grandpa: “I don’t want to talk about it”

  5. Great! Now all the Harley guys are going to want machine guns on their bikes. As if they didn’t make enough noise already…

  6. Yes, I know what having the right side of your hat curled up means, but as you can see my Maxim rides on the left side of this HOG…… So don’t even think about putting your arms around me.

  7. The new Mobile Remington Universal Fitment Unit Customer Traumaphier!
    We’re here to fix your triggers with our awesome mr-u-fuct, line starts here.

  8. “Man, this just sucks on so many levels. I applied to the tank corps, and this is what I get? One hitch and I’m so outta here.”

  9. Welcome to the 12er regt d’Chasseurs. We ditched the horses and now we can shoot while retreating rapidement.

  10. Uh…yeah….who ordered the machinegun….and by the way we made it within 30 minutes so you gotta pay regular price.

  11. When interviewed, the driver of this marvel, Alex Putnam was adamant to explain that Austrailian engineering had to overcome the fact they are from Down Under. “The rest of the world is keen on reverse engineering, but we have to deal with upside down engeneering. As silly as this thing looks, this design actually succeeds in keeping our projectiles from falling off the earth.” Operator Niles Isselrod concurred, “It really works mate”

  12. I swear Rodger, the French will buy these up by the hundreds, they can fight and retreat at the same time! We will be rich I tell ya!


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