Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Like father like son. Combined Cavalry Old Comrades Association and parade Hyde Park London UK.


  1. avatar Daily Beatings says:

    Mrs. Peel, can you help me with this?

    1. avatar CTsheepdog says:

      Dude, you BEAT me a The Avengers reference. Arfffggghhh! *


      (*BTW, Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day today)

  2. avatar Mark says:

    Kid- man, I wish this thing didn’t fire blanks.

    That’s what she said

    1. avatar SD3 says:

      Yeah lady, it’s either a ‘gun’ or a ‘phallic symbol’, your choice.

  3. avatar publius2 says:

    “Page views Nick! Its all about…. the … WHAAAA!?”


    1. avatar publius2 says:

      duh…I thought it was blank, …an error or something.

      Turns out AdBlocker Pro is blocking that pic…

      (“courtesy HuffPo” really?)

      1. avatar Avid Reader says:

        Weird-I’m running it, and it’s not blocking it for me.

  4. avatar Paul53 says:

    .007! Bond, Jimmy Bond. Strawberry Frappe please, shaken, not stirred!

  5. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    003.5 is ready for action.


    Beat out by Paul. Posting anyway…

  6. avatar Paul G. says:

    What, no pistol grip? Stupid “assault weapon” laws!

  7. avatar MiniMe says:

    Pew pew pew!

  8. avatar tmm says:

    young penguin…

  9. avatar Paul53 says:

    Hmmm. Banana clip and red dot sights please, Q.

  10. avatar Gregolas says:

    No madam, I’m from the Ministry of Silly Walks. He’s from the Ministry of Silly Hats and Improvised Firearms.

    1. avatar CTsheepdog says:


  11. avatar HiddenHills says:

    I’m the barkeep, NOT the piano player!

  12. avatar Tommy Knocker says:

    The next time we see Rupert is in Dealey Plaza, Dallas. Where next will he show up?

  13. avatar Paranoid Android says:

    “Well, now off to Waterloo bridge.”

    (Get it? Because there’s a ricin pellet in the umbrella)

  14. avatar GG says:

    “And I was all, like, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam…”

  15. avatar 2big4u says:

    “I thought these things were banned”

  16. avatar Rick the Bear says:

    I’m glad that I’m not across the pond in Massachusetts; someone would call the SWAT team.

  17. avatar Another Robert says:

    Boys will be boys.

  18. avatar Gordon Wagner says:

    “I’ve gotta get a decent optic for this thing”

  19. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Seconds later the child and his parents were executed as threats to the crown.

  20. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    “Do come along, Oliver, or we’ll be late for your appointment with your new pediatrician! You don’t want to make a poor first impression with Dr. Rivers, now do you?”

    1. avatar Phil COV says:

      Hehehe, topical!

  21. avatar LongPurple says:

    Why the Hell do they call it a bumbershoot when it doesn’t shoot?

  22. avatar Logan says:

    Mary Poppins has been training the kids in umbrella based warfare.

  23. avatar Gunr says:

    The wee tyke there thinks it’s an Enfield!

  24. avatar dh34 says:

    “We’d like to accept your surrender, but I’m afraid we haven’t got the proper facilities to handle all of you…”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      A Bridge Too Far.

      1. avatar dh34 says:

        Yes sir. One of my favorite movies. Back when movies like this were epic productions.

        It was a toss up between that or “Someday you and I will jump in to Arnhem, just like Grand Dad.”

  25. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Reach for the skies, Dynamic Duo! Waaak-wak-wak-wak-wak!

  26. avatar Phil COV says:

    I know this… somehow. This feels… right… free?

  27. avatar Model 31 says:

    “After Scotland votes yes on independence, maybe we can get rid of these gun control laws.”

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    Now you die Mr. Bond.

  29. avatar 3 in 1 trike says:

    You are so interesting! I don’t think I have read through something like this before.

    So good to find someone with a few unique thoughts on this subject.

    Seriously.. thank you for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is
    needed on the internet, someone with a bit of originality!

    1. avatar Lucas D. says:

      The above comment is so vague and non-specific that I expected it to segue into an ad for time-shares or male enhancement pills.

      Too early to declare it the winner?

      1. avatar Avid Reader says:

        The last time I heard the term “non-specific”, it was modifying the word “urethritis”.

        Fortunately, that’s been many years and the kindly doctor that used the term to save me much embarrassment is long deceased.

        1. avatar Lucas D. says:

          And don’t tell me: the last time you heard “segue” was when he tried to awkwardly change the subject away from your IBD, am I right?

        2. avatar Wood says:

          Lucas D,

          Last time I heard “segue” it was when we were making fun of cops for riding segways. You know, back before we bashed cops for being too militarized. Did we just solve the root of the problem? Police militarization is just over-compensation for the weenie segways they used to “patrol” on?

        3. avatar Lucas D. says:

          And to think we could have prevented all this if we hadn’t made fun of their Segways.

          Now that’s a segue!

  30. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    I shut down four universities, twenty seven school districts with an umbrella…how absurd is that?

    1. avatar Chip Bennett says:

      Beat me to it!

      “Cambridge University put on lockdown due to reports of a midget armed with a black rifle”

      1. avatar eric says:

        Haha, idea created…and perfected! +vote

  31. avatar Grindstone says:

    Oddjob’s nephew: Evenjob.

    1. avatar Timmy says:

      Winner for me.

  32. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    In the land of the disarmed, the umbrella’d man is king.

  33. avatar dh34 says:

    ok you limeys…I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum…

  34. avatar Avid Reader says:

    An unsuspecting young Edward in the moments between when he discovers he can hold an umbrella like a rifle and being dragged off by the Thought Police.

  35. avatar Eric L says:

    Rain tax??? RAIN TAX?? I got your rain tax right here !

  36. avatar esitue says:

    Dark City

  37. avatar Julio says:

    Careful kiddo, you could get SWATed by Campus cops in San Marcos for that.

  38. avatar Joe says:

    Defending against tyrainy

  39. avatar LJM says:

    I must say Old Boy, I was really looking for a .460 Weatherby double rifle to take to the Dark Continent… If it isn’t too much to bother.

  40. avatar Gunr says:

    What the hell! Where’s my Bowler? Anybody seen my bowler? …………………… .Hey kid gimmy my dam hat back!

  41. avatar Rebecca says:

    Oh crap, this really is one of those damn British umbrellas.

  42. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I wish I was like my American cousin. Then this would be real.

  43. avatar george from fort worth says:

    another jam !! cheap cloth cartridges.

    i’ll just shake the hang-fire outta there.

  44. avatar Kim Smith says:

    I can live with the Bolero hat, but red britches?
    Take that!!!

  45. avatar Kim Smith says:

    Love that auto correct.

  46. avatar B Fitts says:

    I don’t know what everyone is complaining about being a child soldier, I got the same medal that old geezer behind me got.

  47. avatar Senna Marpat says:

    Wabbit season!
    Duck season!
    Wabbit season!
    Derby season, FIRE!

  48. avatar LongPurple says:

    O K Sarge. I do a parry left, a parry right, a short thrust, then finish up with a butt-stroke.

  49. avatar jwm says:

    I like to poke dead things with a stick.

  50. avatar Eric L says:

    If Obama tries to make me hold this umbrella for him, I’ll poke him in the eye

  51. avatar Swarf says:

    That scene is so f’ing regal.

    I’ll bet the kid is the one who poops marmalade for the crumpets.

  52. avatar eric says:

    OPSEC bitches!

  53. avatar aaronw says:

    Meanwhile, outside of London, the reaction to the failed Scotland referendum was a bit more muted…

  54. avatar SteveX says:

    A Clockwork Tangerine…

  55. avatar Bryan says:

    Heh, those wankers and their pop tarts!

  56. avatar CTsheepdog says:

    “They make me look like a right wanker in this hat. All I want to do is be like Mary Poppins and wear a proper dress. If I can get this daft umbrella opened, I might be able to just fly away.”

    1. avatar CTsheepdog says:

      Forgot to add supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  57. avatar Gavin says:

    Alright; got the latest California compliant additions added… ready to hit the range.

  58. avatar Tim says:

    Blimey, I hope those lend/lease guns get here soon.

  59. avatar Luciferian says:

    After that day, James’s parents punitively withdrew their love and acceptance in a bid to rid the child of his perverse interest in firearms. Being citizens of a liberal and civil nation, they did not want to encourage him to become a psychopath.

  60. avatar The Dude says:

    “No time for the ol’ in out, love, just checking the meter.”

  61. avatar Don says:

    “This is what I’m willing to compromise regarding gun rights.”

    (p.s. the picture doesn’t appear on my computer at this time 😉 )

  62. avatar Andrew says:

    The newest member of MI6’s Q Branch tests their latest weapon.

  63. avatar Zack in MD says:

    “Say hello to my little friend!”

  64. avatar Royal Tony says:

    “This is what happens to a disarmed populace.”


    “Atlantic City’s Most Wanted”

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