Home News Weekend Photo Caption Contest News Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - September 19, 2014 83 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR DARWIN WON: Chicago ‘Banger Gets 12 Years For Accidentally Shooting His Buddy – Four Times ‘NOT BY ACCIDENT’: California Sheriff Roasts ‘Radicals’ In California For Exploding Crime Problem N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James Statement on NRA Case Win 83 COMMENTS Mrs. Peel, can you help me with this? Reply Dude, you BEAT me a The Avengers reference. Arfffggghhh! * http://www.futuresack.com/uploads/images/Features/The%20Avengers/John%20Steed%20500px.jpg (*BTW, Today is National Talk Like A Pirate Day today) Reply Arrrr. That i tis, matey. http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Like-a-Pirate Reply Kid- man, I wish this thing didn’t fire blanks. That’s what she said Reply Yeah lady, it’s either a ‘gun’ or a ‘phallic symbol’, your choice. Reply “Page views Nick! Its all about…. the … WHAAAA!?” http://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel//universe3zx/images/2/21/JJJameson.jpg Reply duh…I thought it was blank, …an error or something. Turns out AdBlocker Pro is blocking that pic… (“courtesy HuffPo” really?) Reply Weird-I’m running it, and it’s not blocking it for me. Reply .007! Bond, Jimmy Bond. Strawberry Frappe please, shaken, not stirred! Reply 003.5 is ready for action. Dangit! Beat out by Paul. Posting anyway… Reply What, no pistol grip? Stupid “assault weapon” laws! Reply Pew pew pew! Reply young penguin… Reply Hmmm. Banana clip and red dot sights please, Q. Reply No madam, I’m from the Ministry of Silly Walks. He’s from the Ministry of Silly Hats and Improvised Firearms. Reply Likey Reply I’m the barkeep, NOT the piano player! Reply The next time we see Rupert is in Dealey Plaza, Dallas. Where next will he show up? Reply “Well, now off to Waterloo bridge.” (Get it? Because there’s a ricin pellet in the umbrella) Reply “And I was all, like, bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam…” Reply “I thought these things were banned” Reply I’m glad that I’m not across the pond in Massachusetts; someone would call the SWAT team. Reply Boys will be boys. Reply “I’ve gotta get a decent optic for this thing” Reply Seconds later the child and his parents were executed as threats to the crown. Reply “Do come along, Oliver, or we’ll be late for your appointment with your new pediatrician! You don’t want to make a poor first impression with Dr. Rivers, now do you?” Reply Hehehe, topical! Reply Why the Hell do they call it a bumbershoot when it doesn’t shoot? Reply Winning question! Reply Mary Poppins has been training the kids in umbrella based warfare. Reply The wee tyke there thinks it’s an Enfield! Reply “We’d like to accept your surrender, but I’m afraid we haven’t got the proper facilities to handle all of you…” Reply A Bridge Too Far. Reply Yes sir. One of my favorite movies. Back when movies like this were epic productions. It was a toss up between that or “Someday you and I will jump in to Arnhem, just like Grand Dad.” Reply Reach for the skies, Dynamic Duo! Waaak-wak-wak-wak-wak! Reply I know this… somehow. This feels… right… free? Reply “After Scotland votes yes on independence, maybe we can get rid of these gun control laws.” Reply Now you die Mr. Bond. Reply You are so interesting! I don’t think I have read through something like this before. So good to find someone with a few unique thoughts on this subject. Seriously.. thank you for starting this up. This web site is one thing that is needed on the internet, someone with a bit of originality! Reply The above comment is so vague and non-specific that I expected it to segue into an ad for time-shares or male enhancement pills. Too early to declare it the winner? Reply The last time I heard the term “non-specific”, it was modifying the word “urethritis”. Fortunately, that’s been many years and the kindly doctor that used the term to save me much embarrassment is long deceased. Reply And don’t tell me: the last time you heard “segue” was when he tried to awkwardly change the subject away from your IBD, am I right? Lucas D, Last time I heard “segue” it was when we were making fun of cops for riding segways. You know, back before we bashed cops for being too militarized. Did we just solve the root of the problem? Police militarization is just over-compensation for the weenie segways they used to “patrol” on? And to think we could have prevented all this if we hadn’t made fun of their Segways. Now that’s a segue! I shut down four universities, twenty seven school districts with an umbrella…how absurd is that? Reply Beat me to it! “Cambridge University put on lockdown due to reports of a midget armed with a black rifle” Reply Haha, idea created…and perfected! +vote Reply Oddjob’s nephew: Evenjob. Reply Winner for me. Reply In the land of the disarmed, the umbrella’d man is king. Reply ok you limeys…I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum… Reply An unsuspecting young Edward in the moments between when he discovers he can hold an umbrella like a rifle and being dragged off by the Thought Police. Reply Rain tax??? RAIN TAX?? I got your rain tax right here ! Reply Dark City Reply Careful kiddo, you could get SWATed by Campus cops in San Marcos for that. Reply Defending against tyrainy Reply I must say Old Boy, I was really looking for a .460 Weatherby double rifle to take to the Dark Continent… If it isn’t too much to bother. Reply What the hell! Where’s my Bowler? Anybody seen my bowler? …………………… .Hey kid gimmy my dam hat back! Reply Oh crap, this really is one of those damn British umbrellas. Reply I wish I was like my American cousin. Then this would be real. Reply another jam !! cheap cloth cartridges. i’ll just shake the hang-fire outta there. Reply I can live with the Bolero hat, but red britches? Take that!!! Reply Love that auto correct. Reply I don’t know what everyone is complaining about being a child soldier, I got the same medal that old geezer behind me got. Reply Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit season! Derby season, FIRE! Reply O K Sarge. I do a parry left, a parry right, a short thrust, then finish up with a butt-stroke. Reply I like to poke dead things with a stick. Reply If Obama tries to make me hold this umbrella for him, I’ll poke him in the eye Reply That scene is so f’ing regal. I’ll bet the kid is the one who poops marmalade for the crumpets. Reply OPSEC bitches! Reply Meanwhile, outside of London, the reaction to the failed Scotland referendum was a bit more muted… Reply A Clockwork Tangerine… Reply Heh, those wankers and their pop tarts! Reply “They make me look like a right wanker in this hat. All I want to do is be like Mary Poppins and wear a proper dress. If I can get this daft umbrella opened, I might be able to just fly away.” Reply Forgot to add supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Reply Alright; got the latest California compliant additions added… ready to hit the range. Reply Blimey, I hope those lend/lease guns get here soon. Reply After that day, James’s parents punitively withdrew their love and acceptance in a bid to rid the child of his perverse interest in firearms. Being citizens of a liberal and civil nation, they did not want to encourage him to become a psychopath. Reply “No time for the ol’ in out, love, just checking the meter.” Reply “This is what I’m willing to compromise regarding gun rights.” (p.s. the picture doesn’t appear on my computer at this time 😉 ) Reply The newest member of MI6’s Q Branch tests their latest weapon. Reply “Say hello to my little friend!” Reply “This is what happens to a disarmed populace.” Or “Atlantic City’s Most Wanted” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! 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