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“I blame that ‘Rock ‘n Roll’ nonsense those kids are listening to these days.”

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      • I still think that the best part of this movie was that the New Mexico Sheriff had a full-auto Thompson in the trunk of his patrol car.

        • Funny that they picked Radium Springs. Downtown is 2 buildings, a volunteer fire station and across the street is a biker bar. Used to go through there on ambulance runs occasionally.

      • Meant as a multiple reference not only to Arness playing the original Thing but the name of the short story on which that film was based.

  1. It’s easy to make fun of a man wearing a bow tie. Til he pulls out a tommy gun.

    We were told I won the contest week before last but I haven’t been contacted yet.

    • Maybe, but Alien was an almost perfect remake of “IT! The Thing From Outer Space.”

      Which was about a Martian that snuck on board a ship sent to rescue the first Martian expedition, even down to the finale where it was sucked out a cargo hatch and into space before it could reach Earth.

      • Alien also borrowed a bit from a 60’s era Italian film called Planet of the Vampires. The scene where Dallas, Kane, and Lambert head out to the “Space Jockey” ship is almost scene for scene borrowed from/inspired by the older film.

        • All these great movies remind me of scary Friday or Saturday night movies. Bob Wilkins hosting on channel 40 in Sacramento California, and channel 2 in oakland, in the 1970s.
          Tv was great back then.

  2. So it has a 50-W plasma rifle. We have laser goggles and sunscreen. What’s it gonna do, heat rash us to death? Now go get him, Ray!

  3. They Live (1988) only it 1948. And, these glasses allow them to see the gun grabbing commie democrats as the aliens they really are.

  4. Sorry it’s a Company policy, OSHA certified saftey glasses, this rule will be enforced by a 6 star Badge

  5. “Yeah, we’ee pretty lax about safety here. Eyepro, but no earpro. And anyone not shooting stays crouched here behind cover”

  6. President Clinton takes a “promising” aide on a snipe hunt, trying desperately to lose the security detail.

  7. Okay, our bug-eyed googles will make them think we’re some of THEM!. Then we’ll infiltrate until Jimmy can get a good shot. Then Lois will call in Superman while Marlin Perkins is back in the village drinking Mai Tai’s with the Chief. J. Edgar’s boys will move in to cuff THEM! Meanwhile, back at the ranch…..

  8. In the moments before the world’s first paintball match began, some players began to have doubts about their choice of attire.

  9. Mistaking the distant Burning Man circus for the primary threat, the vigilance committee is about to be parasitized by the tendril-waving alien life forms right in front of them.

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  11. “And to think, I blew Weinstein for a part in this turkey.’

  12. Tear-goggles on everyone. They are about to tell Liberals the Second Amendment can’t be repealed.

  13. Right to left…

    “A little bit of ole .45ACP oughta send ’em back to their planet quick!”
    “If it’s gotta be this heavy, Dad– I’d rather have a BAR.”
    “I’d rather be at the bar, too. What’s forty-five A. C. P.?”
    “Well, remember the other night when you said it’s all about width, not length?”

    …and, Scene.

  14. Are you sure you need a Tommy Gun for that ant hill?
    You haven’t seen the size of the ants have you?

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