As viewers of his somewhat abortive reality TV show will remember Mr. Seagal favors 1911s. And shoots them very, very well. “I like Caspians and Infinity,” the actor intoned softly. “Long sides.” Something about career arcs occurred to me but I thought better of mentioning it to the man who towers over mere mortals like a modern-day Goliath. And so I lived to tell the tale.
“I want Hatcha dead!”
He is like the poor mans Jean Claud VanDam and I love him! The whole law man show was kinda funny.
I got my wife to watch the first under siege! success!
Guess he’s incogcheeto!
“It’s not easy, being cheesy.”
Awesome, God bless him!
What no knife to nail Tommy Lee Jones with??? LOL
Good to see a Hollywood actor like his 2A rights too.
Thanks for this post, RF. It made me chuckle. Any little lift is appreciated.
Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is), but if he brings a little bit of the Second Amendment to Hollyweird, he’s fine with me.
“Never seen a Seagal movie (beyond the first four minutes, that is)”
Then you’ve seen them all.
Well THERE’s a guy with the body mass to absorb recoil…
Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE was kind of a comeback for him. Kind of.
Awesome! How’d you recognize him? I never woulda.
“Nobody is above the law.”
“You guys think you’re above the law. Well, you ain’t above mine.”
Above the Law (1988)
Look for the only idiot wearing sunglasses indoors… yep probably a “celebrity.”
I think he once said that AIDS was created by the CIA to kill blacks. Still, “Above The Law” is a great movie.
he is still alive??
Define “alive”…
Alive and getting bigger every day. Still, don’t mess with him. Multiple black belt in Aikido. Still probably the only Hollywood “action hero” who could back up his movie fighting with reality. OK, maybe Wesley Snipes also.
I have all his movies and the man is a great shot.
I am surprised at how healthy he looks. He had been packing on a lot of extra pounds, but your photo shows him to be in decent shape. he must be working out. I like his films, Good escapist entertainment.
Its great to see someone from Hollyweird who is pro 2A, but I still cannot stand his horrible acting. The best movie he “starred” in: Executive Decision. He died within the first few moments of the film! 😛
That was my favorite part!
Wouldn’t it make a heck of a lot more sense to quote him as saying he liked long slide 1911’s?
Is “modern-day Goliath” the polite way to say “fat guy”?
I also have all his movies. How did you recognize him?
I didn’t think the SHOT show was open to the public? WTF I want a ticket next year… I could put together some crappy movies between now and then – I’ll even staple a pony tail to my neck if I have to.