TMZ wins. They broke the story of this arrest and got this statement out of reality TV star Spencer Pratt. “As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport . . .

It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

Sounds plausible, only isn’t this the same Pratt accused of pulling a Glock on an ex? Yup. Does that make his story less plausible? Sure. Less interesting? Nope. Truth be told, Spencer Pratt is a gun nut, although more of the latter than the former.