Home Guns for Beginners Scary Guns! Guns for BeginnersPersonal Defense Scary Guns! By Robert Farago - December 31, 2012 29 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Personal Defense Tip: Don’t Turn Your Back on a Waffle House Waitress [VIDEO] Central Illinois Father-Son Camp Makes Memories For Lots of Young, First-Time Shooters With 684 Homicides So Far, Chicago Threatens to Axe Half Its 13,000 Cops Over Vaccine Mandate Refusals 29 COMMENTS ]Shudder[. I am NOT going to look at that! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!! CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? Reply Oh no, you two wild and crazy guys! (swedish accent, think steve martin, saturday night live) Reply funny! Reply That is EPIC! TRULY EPIC!!! Now why is he only 90% sure he is still alive?? LMAO Reply 3.333% per firearm present Reply Subject: Doctors vs Guns Doctors A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. Of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: Guns A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that’s 80 million B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all ages and all groups, is 1,500. C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188 >> Statistics courtesy of FBI. So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, ‘Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.’ FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, we withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention! Reply Give it a rest. We get it, doctors are more dangerous than guns. So don’t use the evil doctors, either. Reply I hope no one puts a high-capacity magazine in any of those doctors!!! Reply Don’t forget dihydrogen monoxide. Reply Those are tamed guns, they know their owners and respect them. Its when strange guns are around even stranger people that they go wild and spew rounds at innocent people. Yeah that’s it. 🙂 Reply Cletus and BillyRay, with their sheetmetal outhouse have more sense about guns than the Harvard educated occupent of the White House. Go figure. Reply I also liked that sweet anvil they had, I kept waiting for someone to try to drop it on the Road Runner. Reply Weren’t these two guys pictured here in a story about Washington a few weeks ago? 😉 Reply I agree totally epic lol funny as hell Reply I wonder if they edited it to be 3:57 exactly. Or was it a subliminal message from the guns in the video. The world may never know. Reply If it had been Greene and Gleidman (and their Criminal defense attorny Lisa Pelosi the vid would have had a much different ending Reply YUK YUK, what a perfect way to close the year. I’m wearing plaid tonight………..A SAFE HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL………………. Reply Man those are some brave dudes!!! Guy22 Reply I was on the edge of my seat waiting for the inevitable bloodbath. I think the guys lived to tell the tale because those guns were neutered with microstamping. We all know neutering turns unruly beast into docile creatures. Reply Loved it. Yeah shows there test is more scientific than the crap the media is peddling LOL. Watch out for those scary black Ruger LCPs!!! Reply I want to take the time to thank these guys for the comic relief during these frustrating times. Funny as hell. Reply Thank you, thank you. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. Well done. Reply Hilarious. Needed a good laugh. Thanks, guys. Reply This made my day. I’ve had the flu the last 3 days thanks to the brothers kid at Christmas. Now I’m chuckling ( and sniffling ). Reply It wasn’t a true test, though. I didn’t see any Bushmasters in that lineup. It would have been a complete bloodbath if they had put some Bushmasters out. Reply Scary stuff! And to think my 642 was just cuddled up close in its Desantis Insider all night and didn’t pop a cap in my thigh or junk. I think it is lulling me into a false sense of security. Waiting. Plotting. Reply That’s a very funny video. Thanks for the laugh. Reply I think this video is misleading. Maybe if they tested “tactical” models, then the outcome would have been much less amusing. I agree with CarlosT though. They need to conduct this with the deadly “Assault Weapons”. Them’s the real killerz. Thanks to the boys for that funny piece. Reply “Aaaaah!” *flees* I love all these snarky videos, the ones that are played straight are my favorites. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.