“The Montpelier Exempted Village Schools Board of Education has approved the carrying of handguns by its custodial staff,” toledoblade.com. “‘Sitting back and doing nothing and hoping it doesn’t happen to you is just not good policy anymore,’ Supertendent Jamie Grime told The Blade. ‘Having guns in the hands of the right people are not a hindrance. They are a means to protect.'” Needless to say, the idea of arming custodial staff—janitors!—has civilian disarmament advocates’ proverbial knickers in a twist. “Multiple reports suggest that training ‘average citizens’ to defend shootings can prove disastrous” theatlanticwire.com asserts with only ABC’s bogus school shooting experiment as evidence. “WTF?!” Protest Easy Guns Tweets. “The U.S. will let killers have guns as easy as candy bars, but then expect our school custodians to shoot . . .” Funny that they don’t finish that thought.