Home Gun Nation OMG! A Priest with a Gun! Shooting at Parishioners! OMG! Gun Nation OMG! A Priest with a Gun! Shooting at Parishioners! OMG! By Robert Farago - March 1, 2013 16 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR DEATH AND TAXES: Help Your Family Value Your Guns and Safely Sell Unwanted Firearms and Accessories Phoenix Homeowner Digs Up a Duffel Bag Full of Rusted Guns and Magazines in His Yard Seven Key Stats About the Firearm Industry in 2020 (Infographic) 16 COMMENTS weird. Reply Van Helsing. Blade. Father Humberto Alvarez. That sparkly kid from Twilight better watch out. Reply When it comes to priests and guns, this guy’s got nothing on Nicholas Wolfwood. Reply He also won the cracker-tossing competition at the seminary. Reply He should squirt the anti 2A people and watch their skin melt. Reply And lo, what little credibility remained was finally laid to rest where it fell. Reply Last time a priest tried that on me, first the holy water sizzled when it hit my skin, then the stream turned into a serpent and slithered away. I later learned that this was the first time that had happened at that church, and that they’d started asking atheists to take a step back before they fired up the Super Soaker. Reply You had it easy. My head did a complete 360 turn when that happened. Ouch, the chiropractor bills! Reply Mmmmm, pea soup. Reply I was pleasantly surprised I didn’t catch on fire the first time I walked into a Baptist church down here. Would have made for some great wedding entertainment, though. Reply I had never known water to be pearlescent and sticky until I went to Catholic school. Reply definitely not a popular guy at an Occupy rally, for two reasons. Reply Words fail me. Reply Well, now that Kid Rock has found religion maybe he should team up and go on tour with this guy. Might bring religion back to younger generations. Just sayin. /sarcasm Reply He should be carefull, some of his congregation might wake up, Randy Reply Now we know why the Pope quit. He saw that clip and said “WTF!” Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.